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Chapter 27 Chapter 9 Stealing Lamps and Stealing Oil

Thieves 天下霸唱 3067Words 2023-02-05
It is said that Zhang Xiaozhui was hiding on the stone beam and was trying to lure the black cat down from the roof, but he accidentally dropped the steamed fish bun, which made the tar dog go berserk. In the middle of the air, the wild cat on the beam should be thrown down and torn to pieces. The heat of the divine mastiff came fiercely and swiftly, and Zhang Xiaozhun turned pale with fright. It was too late for him to hide, so he had to close his eyes and wait for death. Unexpectedly, at the moment when the Tartar dog pounced on the stone beam, he heard the roar of the top of the temple. With a sound, a pile of broken bricks and tiles collapsed, and a puff of smoke suddenly rose.

It turned out that the black cat was squatting on the roof, seeing the steamed fish buns in Zhang Xiaozhuan's hands, and leaning too far down, it stepped on the void, knocking off a few broken bricks and a piece of dust, It also tumbled and slid down. The Tarzi dog was surprised. It was in mid-air, and suddenly saw dust and broken tiles falling from above, so it turned around in the air and dodged aside. Its huge body fell to the ground like a floating leaf. His eyes were like lightning, fierce and fierce, and he looked furious. Zhang Xiaozhu thought that he would see Lord Yan earlier, but he didn't expect to be bitten by the god mastiff, but a lot of dust fell on his body, he hurriedly held his breath, waved his arms and body to drive away the dust, at this moment, he heard the copper chain in the hall shake, and opened his mouth. Looking down, I saw that the black cat didn't fall directly from the roof to the ground. It relied on its lightness and agility to grab the edge of the star lamp with the two cat paws in front, and kicked the bronze cat's legs out of thin air. The stars are falling like a swing swinging back and forth.

The copper lamp of Xing Xing Xing was hung in the air by chains, and the black cat managed to climb onto the lamp cover with great difficulty. It looked down tremblingly, and when it saw the Taurus dog staring up at it, it was so frightened that it immediately shrank its head again. Going back, the black cat curled up on the suspended copper lamp and had no way to escape. Even if it was good at climbing walls and trees, it couldn't use it. At this time, there were one person, one cat and one dog, one was hiding on the stone beam trembling with fear, the other was lying on the copper lamp and trembling with fear, and the other was guarding in the hall and glaring angrily. There were three places up, middle and down, but no one acted rashly, only the stars and copper lamps creaked and shook back and forth.

Zhang Xiaozhuan and the black cat didn't dare to move, probably because they were scared to death, but the tartar dog didn't move, but it looked very abnormal, contrary to its usual bloodthirsty and greedy, why do you think this is? It turned out to be a coincidence that the copper lamp storing the sky fire was grabbed by the black cat, and a large amount of dust accumulated on it fell off, and a strange fragrance came out from the lamp opening immediately. Dogs have a keen sense of smell, and they can detect a serious problem with just one sniff. Usually, the lamp oil in the copper lamp is a hundred times better than sesame oil, so I can't help feeling suspicious for a while.

Zhang Xiaozhuan could see clearly by the moonlight, and said to himself: Master Maoxian has appeared, and Mr. Zhang is really blessed and blessed.As the saying goes, when the weak grass wins the spring flowers, when the soil turns into gold, it seems that once the luck comes, it can't be stopped. It should be that this god mastiff has too much killing karma, and it is destined to die here. Next, we will see How did the moon shadow, black pupil, and golden silk tiger perform on the oil lamp. I saw the black cat wanted to jump up the stone beam to escape, but there was no way to climb it. It wanted to jump off the ground, but saw the god mastiff staring at it, baring its teeth and growling. Like ants on the table, they couldn't stand for a moment, so they had to keep spinning on the star lamp.

Finally, it saw three copper lamps lined up in mid-air. Next to the last copper lamp, it was next to a broken wall with a gap, through which it could escape from the sword furnace, but the stars were far away from each other. It's so far away that you can't jump directly over it. There is a saying that dogs jump over the wall in a hurry, and cats go to the room in a hurry. At this time, they only want to survive, and they don’t care whether they can do it or not. The black cat shakes vigorously on the copper lamp, only looking forward to getting closer to another star lamp. Well, it exerted all its strength, shaking the oil lamp violently back and forth.

Tossing and tossing happily, suddenly heard the tar dog below howling like a cow, the four cat paws of the upper and lower cats all became weak at the same time, and immediately lay down on the wobbly copper lamp, unexpectedly shaking It was too strong, and as soon as its body slipped, it fell under the lamp. The black cat meowed and screamed. Fortunately, it grabbed the edge of the lamp. It was afraid that it would fall and be bitten to death by the god mastiff. Pushing upwards, it doesn't matter, the copper lamp no longer wobbled, instead it tilted in mid-air, and the lamp oil in the copper lamp immediately dripped from it.

The thousand-year-old lamp oil is delicate and smooth, which is rare in the world, so the Tarzi dog involuntarily opened its mouth and stretched out its long tongue, and licked the lamp oil under the stars. Mouth lamp oil, not only full of fragrance, but also feel much smoother and more comfortable. At this time, the black cat's paw touched the lamp oil, and immediately slipped from the copper cup, and fell straight to the ground. The god mastiff was eating happily, but suddenly the supply was cut off. He grabbed it in mid-air, without any force on his teeth, and threw the black cat onto the star lamp with a flick of his head, staring and growling, forcing the wild cat to do what he did before.

The black cat took its life, how could it dare to refuse, it hastily tried its best, tossed and tossed on the star lamp, poured the lamp oil in the copper lamp little by little, the god mastiff stretched out its tongue to catch it, and never missed it Half a drop, licked for a long time comfortable and fun. Although the mastiff is vigilant and cunning, how could it have imagined that the wild cat would dare to set him up, and he was very angry at the time, so it was inevitable that he was careless for a while. Although the lamp oil is neither medicine nor poison, it should not be swallowed too much. As the saying goes: A dog’s stomach can’t hold two taels of sesame oil. The whole body will also be weak and weak, and become not as good as a sheep.

Before the divine mastiff had time to run away, its belly was dilated, and its heart was stuffed with oil. It couldn't recognize the east, west, north, south, and it had a faint feeling that something was wrong. Hitting the wall, the dog's head, which can hit the coffin board, is extremely hard. It smashed the broken wall and collapsed half of the wall with one head. Zhang Xiaozhui hid on the stone beam and saw the black cat knocking down the tartar dog. He couldn't help feeling ecstatic, but he didn't dare to be careless. He touched two pieces of gravel and threw them on it from a high place. Stomach lamp oil, dizzy and confused, even if Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, he didn't realize it.

Zhang Xiaozhu was overjoyed, and cursed, "For you are a vicious dog who is as treacherous as a ghost, and taught you to eat Mr. Zhang's footwashing water."Immediately, he slipped down from the stone pillar in the hall, and bravely kicked the Tarzi dog twice, seeing that he was sleeping like a dead dog, he smiled, and shouted: This is retaliation, don't blame Mr. Zhang The black hand is ruthless.It should be known that Rongqing should not make a move as soon as possible, how can he be more lenient?At that moment, he stretched out his hand and pulled out the Cunqing short knife from his body, cut off the dog's head of the god mastiff alive, buried it bloody with lime, wrapped it in several layers of thick oiled paper, rolled it up with a piece of rag, and tied a button as a burden?In the back. Zhang Xiaozhu just wanted to get away, but remembered that there were still some things to be done before dawn. Seeing that it was getting late, he hurriedly started to act. He often walked in the mountains and knew a lot of wild vegetables and weeds. He saw a few growing near the sword furnace. Cong Qibu heartbroken grass, which is a common poisonous weed in the local area, I picked it up, and then cut and stripped the headless body of the Tarzi dog, took out the fox pill from the intestines, and hid it next to the body, and then repeatedly All the dog blood was cleaned up and piled up in the hearth. The entire Huangzan Ridge Stone Palace is divided into three entrances, the hearth in the middle is shaped like a big tripod, there is a fire hole at the bottom, and there are dead branches in the mountain. He hastily collected a few firewood and lit some dry firewood. , took some mountain springs from the apse, together with a few large clumps of seven-step heartbroken grass, and boiled a large pot of fragrant broth. Although Zhang Xiaozhuan worked neatly for more than an hour, he finally saw that the broth in the cauldron had burst out, knowing that the big deal was settled, he hurriedly took the black cat and hid back to the top of the hall. Not long after, a large group of wild dogs wandering around the deserted burial ridge were attracted by the smell of the broth. They all knew that the stone palace was the lair of the mastiff. Dare to go half a step beyond the thunder pool, but the smell of meat is getting stronger and stronger, making it hard for them to resist. Finally, two greedy and desperate wild dogs couldn't stand it any longer, and made up their minds to sneak into the stone palace. When the group of dogs saw that there was a leader, they didn't care too much, and immediately swarmed in behind, drooling, and kissed each other. Fighting over each other, they ate up every drop of the broth in the hearth, and then each buried a piece of meat and bone on the spot. Once the medicinal properties of the Seven-step Broken Heart Herb kicked in, all the wild dogs that had eaten meat and soup were immediately knocked to the ground by the medicine. In less than a stick of incense, he died completely. Seeing the success, Zhang Xiaozhu was in a trance like a dream. He had done a lot of stealing and hanging dogs before, so he didn't care about killing a few wild dogs. When I came to Mr. Zhang, the luck came, but Youdao said that once he succeeded, his bones would be exhausted. Today, there are only a hundred wild dogs. When he thinks about the prosperous times in the future, how many people will be involved and die, it is inevitable If you have a guilty conscience, you don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.
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