What?You, you, you kid, how dare you ask Lan Zhou to marry a wife in that ridiculous way? That's right, it's my own good idea, how about it, isn't it a good idea? Xiao Liu, dig out this unworthy son's heart for me! Wait, wait, Dad, where did I go wrong, to go out of my way to dig out the heart of your only son, aren't you afraid that the ancestors of the Dugu clan will strike you and kill you? I already have a granddaughter, two grandchildren, an only child?Hmph, stay where it's cooler! Hey, it's too realistic, Dad, I'm not a stallion, let alone a piggy!

I like to treat you as a stallion and a pig, so what can you do?Xiao Liu, do it! slow!slow!slow!Uncle Liu, if you move a little slower, no one will complain. Come on, please take a seat first. Here, the authentic Yuqianmaojian is guaranteed to be fragrant and mellow. Please taste it! Stupid boy, do you think that your sixth uncle won't do anything if you just serve a cup of tea? Yes, of course, as long as Dad gives you an order, it's no wonder that Sixth Uncle doesn't do anything!But, I said, father, even if you really want my son's poor life, don't let me die for no reason!

Want to understand?Okay, let me ask you first, do you know Lan Zhou's temperament? How can it be unclear, from the day he was drawn to become my second brother, er, when I was about eight years old and he was four years old, we slept in the same bed, and my eldest brother had to feed him and bathe him Woolen cloth! Then you should know better than anyone else, although on the surface he is always indifferent More than indifference, Dad, you are too understating it. Others don't know, but I know it very well. Lan Zhou, he is ruthless. Don't say that you offend him, as long as you don't like a word, he will be fine. Silently poisoning the entire city, men, women, children, infants, plus cats, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle, mice, ants, all of them are covered, and they are all clean and smooth in one go, without even a breath of life left!

uh sure Right, right, am I right?Dozens of people, hundreds of people, thousands of people, tens of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of people, millions of people, you name it, he can kill you without blinking an eye, to be honest, the seven of us He is the most ruthless, people say he is the most poisonous to women's hearts, I say he is the most poisonous to men's hearts! You are right, but that is only outsiders, in fact he Alas, alas, I know, I know, don't look at him as cruel to outsiders, he is more Yama than Yan Luo, in fact, he is a person who values ​​family affection and loves his family the most in his bones. , As soon as I stepped out of the gate, I wanted to go home.What the hell, he is obviously the most venomous guy, but he looks like a woman wrapped in a three-inch golden lotus!

This is indeed a bit of a sissy! Heh heh heh, let me just say it! Shut up!In short, with his temperament, he is the most easily instigated, because I also know this, because of the importance of family, so he cherishes his family the most, and always takes care of his family in every possible way, so considerate and caring, there is no one comparable to him, he is guaranteed to be the best in the world!Also, as long as it is spoken by people in our family, regardless of whether he is male or female, old or young, right or wrong, good or evil, he accepts everything and does not listen to a word, even the sixth uncle and the seventh Uncle's two youngest radish heads always encouraged him to go to the kitchen to steal chicken legs and rose cakes, but he obediently stole them

Huh huh?So he stole the old food in the kitchen? ! it's him!Really, that guy is not only like a bitch, but also better than a three-year-old baby, someday someone will tell him to die as a joke, and promise that he will die on the spot for us to see without farting, what a fucking idiot ! damn it? No no no, it's his mother! Your mother? Dad, I think you'd better not laugh at the moment, it looks scary!And Uncle Six, you too, no matter how much tea you laugh at, you'll shake it all up!Don't forget the one who encouraged Lan Zhou to go to the kitchen to steal chicken leg sweets, Uncle Six, your youngest youngest also has a share!

That's enough, you kid, stop talking about him, and get back to the topic! Obviously it's Dad, you go first little six, move Okay, come back, come back!But where were we talking just now? Hmph, do you think you can pass by just saying you don’t remember?It's not that simple, you forgot but I didn't forget, I just said that Lan Zhou is most likely to be instigated by his own people, you said you know, then have you ever thought that since Lan Zhou has that kind of temperament, if unfortunately he finds the wrong wife, Bad intentions instigate him to do some bad things, what will happen?

Ah, well, cough cough, so to speak, Dad is right to be worried Finally admitting you were wrong?Very good, Xiao Liu, let's do it! Wait a minute, Uncle Six, please sit back. Although you have shaken off a lot of your drink before the rain, at least half of it is left undrinked, and I haven't finished my words yet! explain! Dad, I'm talking to Uncle Six! little six Yes yes yes, I said, I said!Alas, the world is so cold, I don't even have the freedom to speak right now!What am I talking about?Ah, by the way, Dad, your concerns are indeed reasonable, but if you don't use that method to find a wife, Dad, do you think Lan Zhou can really get a wife?

God knows why Lanzhou hates women so much. I asked him several times, but he refused to say anything. I asked him if he likes men, but he didn't answer. But judging by his face, if I wasn't his elder brother, he would have It has poisoned me a thousand times, and I dare not ask the second time. In this way, I have no direction to enlighten him. In other words, he will definitely not be able to marry a wife by himself. Make him unable to return home for the rest of his life? In fact, with Yilan Zhou's temperament, he shouldn't be allowed to go out to find his wife by himself, but the second uncle wants to say that I found my wife by myself, and it would be unfair if I don't let Lan Zhou find it by myself, regardless of what the second uncle thinks Right, he is willing to drive Lanzhou out. As the eldest brother, I am reluctant to let my younger brother wander outside for a lifetime. After all, I also wrapped diapers for him. Although the wrapping was not very good, it fell apart in a blink of an eye. i'm all gold

What are you laughing at?I'm not joking, it's all epic history!In short, I love him, so I naturally want to help him find a wife. May I ask where I went wrong?Then again, even if Lan Zhou really married the wrong wife, there is nothing to worry about. You should be very clear about this. It is not easy for Lan Zhou to be regarded as one of your own.Look, he grew up in the village since he was a child, but who in the village does he regard as his own? Yes, there is not one, just by listening to his voice, for him, except for our own family members, everyone else is outsiders, even my wife, if she didn't give birth to my child, Lanzhou would not Will consider her as one of his own.Do you think that once he marries his wife, he will treat her as one of his own?

Yes, he won't.A person like him who loves the family so much, when he can come home, he will run back like flying, but I guarantee that he will not come back even if he gets married, because he doesn't want to bring outsiders home.To be honest, I’m really worried that even if he marries a wife, he’ll spend his whole life wandering outside until he dies, because ah, it’s really, really hard to get him to admit that he’s one of his own. It’s not surprising in three or five years. , ten or twenty years is normal, and thirty or forty years is more likely But if they have children The question is, will he sleep with his wife? Hmm, that's the thing, since he doesn't regard his wife as his own, he won't sleep with her, and if he doesn't sleep with her, where will he hit the child?Maybe he will still be the freshest old virgin until he dies. I think this may be the main reason why the second uncle wants him to find a wife by himself. Even if the second uncle marries a wife for him, he will If you don't sleep with someone, that's a fart! What's more, as you once said, marrying a wife depends on fate. Maybe Lan Zhou, like me, has to do that to meet fate. Although that way is indeed a bit outrageous, but I married the best Maybe he can marry a wife who is the most suitable for him.besides how? Although Lan Zhou has an extraordinary character, but that boy is extremely stingy and stingy. He obviously has tens of thousands of taels of silver bills on him, but he is reluctant to spend half a penny or half a steamed bun for a meal. He sleeps in the woods and ruined temples at night. Spending half a penny to stay in a hotel, the clothes, shoes and socks can be mended for at least 30 years. No matter how you look at it, you look like a down-and-out scholar who is too poor to eat three meals a day. Maybe he will change his career to become a beggar tomorrow. Yes, that's more unreliable than a farmer Even if he died of starvation, he would not ask for alms from others! Alas, I was just making an analogy!In short, with his poor appearance, who would dare to marry his daughter to him?Which girl is willing to marry him? Maybe someone is willing to marry their daughter to him in order to ask him to save lives! He didn't think he was a doctor at all, even the medicine box was replaced by a book case, who knew he could heal people?In short, even if I teach him the method, it may not be easy to wait for that kind of opportunity. It is only a little more likely than the sun coming out of the west, so let him touch his fate, which is the only one. The solution is not it? hateful! There is no way, who made Lan Zhou have that kind of personality! No, I didn't mean that. Which is that? Damn it, there's no excuse to dig out your unworthy son's heart! The world's most poisonous parents?