Chapter 59 Fifty-eighth Back to the Black Shop Hu pretends to be sick Oolonggang Xu Ai Chases the Thief

Let's say that Hu Xiaoji fell down, tripped the shop boy's leg, jumped forward, and broke the plates and bowls with his hands.Startled and said: What's the matter?Jobin came over and said: Come on, look at my brother, he is causing me trouble.How much should I pay, including bowls and vegetables, I will give.The buddy said: You can give it if you want, but I missed the meal.Jobin said: Who can be a good person?If they don't agree, I'll go and see you.The buddy looked at Qiao Bin, and was terrified. Since he fell, there was nothing he could do, and said, "It's really my luck that's over."Master Qiao helped Master Hu up and said, "Why did you lie down?"It makes people complain about it.The uncle said: Ouch, Ouch, I lay down as soon as my eyes went dark.Whoever nags me, fight him hard.Master Qiao said: Forget it, go inside, don't touch anyone again.Master Qiao went to sit on the east side, while Master Hu changed to the west side.

Shangfang asked: Have you got the soup?The guy said: Come on, teach others to touch it.Shangfang said: If you don’t have it, you don’t want it.The guy said: Come on, that's it.He is also willing to drink and lie down early, and the deal will be done.Fu told the cabinet again, "make another bowl of tofu soup as usual."When the tofu soup is ready, put the old soup on it, put the dough powder on it, sprinkle the sweat medicine on it, pour it into a bowl, put it on a tray, and tell on the stove: Be careful.The clerk said: The sick ghost has moved inside, so is the good man still falling off the stool?When going out, he held the tray with both hands, looked at the patient, walked over the table, and still held the tray with one hand.He thought he wasn't afraid, but then he heard a bang, bang, bang, and awow, which meant that Jobin fell off the bench, and the sound of bang bang meant that he threw the plate away; puff, yes The guy lay down; clattered, the bowl broke; groaned, it was the bowl of tofu soup that was dropped earlier, and there was a dog eating it there.The buddy was climbing on him, so there was a cry.That person said, this thing is too coincidental.There is a saying: no book by chance.Gossip less.The guy got up and said: Haha, you guys are doing it on purpose, have you seen my oily body?I don't feel annoyed when sick people lie down; why do good people get off the bench too?Obviously you are giving me a stomp.Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to lie down either.In the past, round punches were about to be fought.

You see Jobin crawling on the ground, motionless.Uncle Hu came over to accompany the ceremony, humming and saying, "Look at me."The guy said: I look at you, who looks at me?Uncle Hu said: My brother has a problem. He is a stupid person.This is another madness for me to commit shofars.The guy said: That's such a coincidence!Is this goat madness?Don't blame me, don't say anything, I'll go over and have a look.Hu Xiaoji said: Ouch!Ouch!My brother, a sick man, was not afraid that there was an eye well, a river, or a fire pit ahead, so he lay down.The guy said: I can feel the goat's horn madness.If it's a ram's horn, it's like a dead one, it's all over the body, but it's not cold.Go over and touch: this is a shat, it really is a shat.

What reason?He can't move his leg back, he can't even clap, it's straighter.The buddy believed it; in fact, it was all fake, and Ai Hu discussed it and played with them.When he heard that he wanted a bowl of tofu soup, coughing and coughing, he knew that he was going to take sweat medicine, so he went back and told him that he wanted to take sweat medicine, and he brought the tofu soup. The elder brother lay down outside the table pretending to be sick, and sprinkled the tofu soup on him.He wants to do it again, the second brother pretends to be a shat, but still lies down.If he does it three times, I'll go in.

The buddy continued to shoot and move, but he didn't move at all. Qiao Erye pressed hard, how could he move?With another push, he couldn't move anymore. In fact, the one who climbed was actually smiling, never daring to raise his face.The man believed it was true, and said: Today's business is really evil. Zao Shang asked: Did you fall again?The guy said: No, just make another one.You see, this is really a shat madness.This is not standing up and sitting down again.It's even better to look at it again. It was one humming before, but now there are two hummings.This ouch, that hum cough; this hum cough, that ouch.You have come here to shout, this is not a hit.I went to the house and asked: Have you got the tofu soup?Answer: Come on, teach the patient to touch it again, that's it.Go to the house and say: We don't want it anymore, come on, you can drink it.We will develop money tomorrow, and the grandpa has gone to sleep.The man said: Come on, you can drink as much as you want.We stopped drinking and closed the door to sleep.Look, it's the two of you who are delaying our business.

I heard someone calling in the backyard again, saying: Is there anyone in your store?Come by one.This guy complains to that guy: what do you guys do?People who come in can't see it.The door said: No one.That one said again: No one, shouting in the backyard?The door said: No one, why are you shouting in the backyard?I go in and have a look.This He San turned around Yingbi and listened to the yelling in the ear room in the backyard.When I went to the ear room, I saw a strong man, not very old, wearing a blue satin scarf, dressed as a strong man, squatting and drinking with a wine gourd.He San asked: Where did you come from?Ai Ye said: "Call us."Ask again: where to go?Answer: Maybe.Ask again: How did you come in?Tell: walk in.Said: Why didn't we see it?He replied: Your eyesight is limited.

Do you want tea?Not thirsty.Where should I wash my face?Never wash your face.Where to eat?Future used wine.Are you not drinking?Don't drink, what am I doing here?What are you doing here?Come to sleep in your shop.I've never seen you so nice.You are rare.So what are we called to do?I have wine but no food, so you prepare an order for me. Buddy Anle: As long as you eat.What vegetables do you want?I want tofu soup.what else?That's all I have left.The guy said: yes.Go out and yell: tofu soup, cough fans.Ai Ye called: Come back.The guy came back and asked: What's the matter?Ai Ye said: I want a tofu soup, cough cough.The guy knew that he was a member of the underworld, and said: Are you a river character?Said: I am Haizi.Ask again: What is the word Hai?Answer: Bigger than the river.I said you are online?He replied: It was on a rope.Ask again: What rope?Replied: more stupid than the line.The buddy knew he didn't understand, and said: What did you just call a cough-cough fan?Ai Ye said: Are you reasonable or not?Answer: How can you be unreasonable?You are unreasonable.Ai Ye said: Whoever doesn't talk is a beast.Cough cough fan, did you say it, did I say it?You finished, I followed you to learn.I also want to ask you, what is a cough fan?

The guy thought for a moment: That’s right, I’m the one who said it, but he stopped asking.Let me tell you, Mizi is to trick more pepper noodles. Ai Hu said: Coincidentally, I just eat pepper noodles.There was a sound of a spoon in the kitchen, and he said, "Okay, I'll take it for you." Not long after, bring it to Ai Hu.The fellow went out, took five or six steps, and knew he must lie down.Hearing the calls in the room again, he turned his head and came back to see him licking the bowl there.The clerk searched all over the house, but there was no trace, thinking that the sweat medicine had been forgotten on the stove.

Ai Ye said: What a loser!What a loser!Give me another bowl, put more fans, the more you cough, the better.The guy complained about a meal on the stove.The stove said: I put a lot, this time you watch him drink.If he does not drink in front of you, he must have spilled it.The buddy will also pick up the idea and send the tofu soup.Ai Hu said: Can you cough this time?The buddy said: cough cough very much.Ai Hu pretended to pick it up and drink it, while the buddy was standing opposite.Pretending to be afraid of the heat, he asked: What are you doing? Answer: It's okay, I'll serve you.Master Ai said: Just watch, I can't drink it.The guy said: Yes, I'm leaving.Putting down the curtain, he took only two steps, turned over, poked his head inside, and said: Haha, you are a ghost!It turned out that he lifted the mat and poured it into the Kang cave. After pouring, he pretended to lick the bowl again.There is no room to pour the bowl, and teach the buddy to see through.The guy said: What's the matter with you?Ai Hu chuckled and said, "I told you the truth, it's a word of river."I'm just kidding.The buddy can't make up his mind, so interrogate him and say, "Is it really the word He?"Ai Hu said: Isn't it the word He?Friends on the Hezi line, I'm here to find you.There is a business outside Jingzi, which prevents the sticky value, coughs and detains the lost, and the little one stays alone. First move some mountains, and then exchange the plate.This is what the thief Kaner said: Dude, we are friends on the road. We are here to find you. This deal has a lot of money. I am alone in the southeast of the city. I will drink some wine and see you again. Son.The guy said: I knew you were a traveler, so you have wronged me.Let me give you a voice.Ai Hu said: No need.I still have something to say, you take it to me first.What is your village master?Wan'er, but I just asked for the surname.The guy said: Don't you recognize it?

Ai Ye said: Famous.Answer: The nickname is called Scud, and it is called Gaojie.If you are new to the meeting, you don’t need to mention our shopkeeper. How much business does that person get, and how much you give.You can think about us.What words do you teach me?Master Ai said: "Come up with your ears."As soon as the kid stretched his neck, Ai Hu's knife came out, he turned his hand upwards, and with a bang, he killed him.Master Ai called again: Is there anyone in the store?Come over here!Another person came in front, and Master Ai would kill him as soon as he entered the door.Also called: who is here!Three in a row were all killed by Master Ai.The fourth ran away, yelling: "Several people have been killed in the ear room."Mr. Ai chased him out of the west courtyard and saw that the first fifteen or six people gathered around with their tools, and Xu Liang also came out.As soon as Ai Hu turned around, three or four people fell down.The people ran back and shouted: "The village master, come out quickly!"difficult to handle.Ai Hu and Xu Liang chased after them, and Gao Jie led a group of thieves to block them.

As for the hands-on program, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down.