Chapter 44 Chapter 43: Emerald Vase Dirty Suet Jade Dirty Grand Master Bad Breath and Beautiful Concubine Died

Let’s say that the old thief Pang Ji was chatting happily with his second concubine in Xianyue Tower, when he saw a little boy come upstairs with a notebook in his hand, handed it to the maidservant, and said: This is the twelve gentlemen of our mansion celebrating the birthday of the Grand Master, and To see you, you have to salute in person, and there is also a birthday present in person.The maid took it and presented it to Pang Ji.Pang Ji looked at it and said, "Since Mr. Benfu is here, I have to see him."He said to the second concubine: You two have no choice but to go downstairs to avoid it.

The servant girl then told the little boy to go downstairs first, told the gentlemen to stay away, and let the two aunts leave before coming in.Here, Chazi and Yanhong stood up and said to Pang Ji: "If you don't go, we will curse you so hard that your mind will be unstable!"The old thief laughed when he heard this.He told him to go back to the Crystal Tower again, and Pang Thief promised to go if he had to.Watching the second concubine go downstairs, Fang asked Xiaotong to invite the masters, but he himself did not go out to greet him, and sat upright on the grand master's chair.

Not long after, I saw a little boy leading the way to the downstairs, pulling up the curtains, and all the gentlemen, all well-dressed, bowed and entered, followed by many servants of Yuhou outside.Pang Ji stood up slowly, held his hand and said: "The presence of all gentlemen makes this old man very uneasy.Don't be polite, just common courtesy.All the gentlemen gave in again, and had to bow to each other, and each handed each other their birthday presents: there is also a picture, a pair, a word, and a leaf, all of which are nothing more than the favor of scholars.Thank you Pang one by one.

At this time, the servants had moved the seats, and the grand master was still sitting in the middle, with all the masters lined up on both sides.Offering tea to the left and right, talking to each other, is nothing more than exalting Pang Ji, saying some longevity words, auspicious words.After talking for a while, the servants put the cups and chopsticks and put the fruits on the table.All the gentlemen are going to toast with Pang Ji'an again.It was still Lao Pang who stopped him and said: "Today is because I am humble and I have to work for all the guests. It is reasonable for me to toast each other. If you don't have to, you don't have to toast at the banquet. You sit with each other and drink freely. It feels refreshing."Everyone said: "Since the grand master ordered it, Wan Sheng waited and obeyed."After all, everyone bowed upwards and sat down in order.After drinking for three rounds, it is inevitable to take off your hat and show your top, stretch your hands and punches, and drink six times, until the pot is dry.

When he was half drunk, he saw a servant bring in a basin, saying that it was the puffer fish that granduncle Sun respected the grand master, it was extremely fresh, and there were a lot of it.When all the gentlemen heard that it was a fresh puffer fish, they all salivated and praised, "It's wonderful!"Wonderful!Puffer fish is a medium to delicious fish, and it is extremely delicious.Grand Master Pang saw that everyone praised him, and his son-in-law was filial, and he was quite attractive in front of everyone, so he ordered the cook to cook quickly, and asked for everything according to the table.After hearing this, all the gentlemen liked it, and some of them didn't move their cups and chopsticks immediately, just waiting to eat puffer fish.

Not long after, I saw each of the servants brought a large plate, first put it on the grand master's table, and then put it down one by one from left to right.Pang Ji raised his chopsticks and gave way to everyone: Please. All the masters promised like a stream, and they all said: please!please!There was only a chaotic sound of the cups and chopsticks, and the wind swept through the clouds, and the cups and plates were immediately messed up.Everyone licked their lips and smacked their tongues, all of them praised it.Suddenly there was a loud bang, and when everyone looked at it, they saw that Mr. Qu had fallen to the ground with his chair, and they were all surprised.I heard Mr. Mi yelling over there again: "Wow, it's got a lot, it's got a lot!"Pufferfish are poisonous, pufferfish are poisonous!This is poisoned.If the big furniture falls down, they will all die!This is not bad!Why did I forget that it was poisonous?Always verbally greedy.There was an interjection next to him: In this way, we have no savior.Mr. Mi suddenly remembered and said: It’s okay, it’s okay.There is a prescription to solve it, it must be golden juice.Otherwise, you can be yellow among people.If it's quick, it's better to use feces soup.

Pang thief heard this, and immediately asked Yuhou's servant to bring dung soup quickly. For a while, the servants were in a hurry, scratching the head instead of the tail, it was not good to handle this, and it was not good to move that.There was still a Marquis of Yu who had an idea. He called two servants to make a dragon bottle with emerald and jasper on the big case, with gold rings held in the animal face on both sides, and asked them to lift it up, and took a pure white jade from the Duobao Pavilion. Shiny suet white jade lotus leaf bowl, delivered to two people. Tell them to go to the latrine and scoop it up immediately, the more the better.The two asked: What is the use of more?Yu Hou said: You see, people eat more, and they need more dung soup.If there is less, it cannot be poured.The two came to the dung cellar, held their noses and held their breath, scooped up feces and urine in white jade bowls of suet, and poured them into emerald jasper bottles.It's a pity that these two antiques fell into the mansion of power and treachery, and they were also filthy.It's really doomed, there is nothing to do.After pouring a full 80% full, the two carried the golden ring and went straight to the Xianyue Tower.

Marquis Yu stepped forward, filled a bowl with a white jade bowl, and presented it to the Grand Master.If Pang Ji didn't drink it, he was afraid of being poisoned and died; if he wanted to drink it, the smell was so bad that it was hard to swallow.While hesitating, I saw that all the gentlemen did their own thing, some used wine glasses, some used small dishes, the more refined ones used spoons, and some reckless ones knocked over the bottle, mouth to mouth, and used a lot in one go.Pang Ji looked at it, and couldn't help but picked up the jade bowl, and drank several mouthfuls in a row.Mr. Mi felt sorry for his colleague again, and asked Mr. Qu, who had fallen first, to help him. He squatted beside him, and took a few mouthfuls with a spoon, as a gesture of support for his illness.Not long after, Mr. Koji woke up and felt the bad smell in his mouth. He thought he was drunk, so he came out and wowed. How did he know that someone else had fed him with something good?Mr. Mi asked, "How is Brother Qu?"Mr. Qu said, "Not really."Why does my mouth stink so badly!Mr. Mi said: Brother Qu, you have been poisoned by fugu.It was my younger brother who fed my elder brother with dung soup to show the affection of a friend.Unexpectedly, this Mr. Koji was robbed of a piece of fugu and eaten just now, but he couldn't get it. He was troubled and fell to the ground because of an old illness.Jinwen fed him with dung soup, got up and said: Wow, the strange way smells so bad!It stinks!I am frightened by the horns, why do you pour me with dung soup?After all, he vomited.It doesn't matter what he vomited, it made everyone feel disgusted, and his mouth was overflowing.Unable to vomit, he went upstream and opened the gate from his nostrils.Immediately, there was a strange smell in Xianyue Tower, Lian Yuhou, Ban Dang, and servants, all of them were suona and trumpets, all of which were blowing out non-stop.Finally, the spitting stopped, and then he rinsed his mouth with cold water, spraying it all over the floor.Mr. Mi is sorry, he just slipped away when he found time.It's not right for people to walk, and it's not right to sit.After all, Lao Pang is from the East, so he couldn't get in the way, so he had to order: "Go to the open hall of Shaoyaoxuan?"Everyone, leave this place quickly, so as not to smell the stench.Everyone came to the open hall, and their minds were clear for a while.And I drank a lot before the rain, so I felt happy in my heart.

Pang thief then ordered wine to be served, and everyone simply drank until they were all drunk.Who dares to disobey? Not long after, lights and candles were put on, wine and food were placed, and everyone drank again, still punching and ordering, and drank until the second drum broke up. Pang thief sobered up drunk, stepped on the bright moon, supported the little boy, and came to the crystal building.He staggered and asked: How old is the sky?The little boy said: "Two drums have been handed over." Pang Ji said: "The two aunts and grandmas are waiting anxiously. I don't know how to look forward to it."When you get there, keep quiet and listen to what they have to say.Why do you see the light over there?The little boy said: Lianhuapu is ahead.It was the moon shining on the water.After passing the small bridge while talking, the old thief was surprised again: "There seems to be a person over there!"The little boy said: "The Grand Master forgot, it was a replanted river willow, swaying against the moonlight, like a shadow."Unexpectedly, Lao Pang was suspicious of a dark ghost, so he used evil to attract evil.

When we arrived at the crystal building, when we first got downstairs, we saw that the partition door was ajar, and there was no need to eavesdrop, but we could already smell the voices of men and women inside, so we hurriedly stopped.I only heard the man say: It is rare to have this opportunity today, so that we can fulfill your wishes.I also heard the woman say, "Wouldn't it be nice to have fun upstairs while the old thief is with the guests?"He faintly heard it and went upstairs with a smile.Hearing this, Pang Ji couldn't help being furious, and secretly called the boy to call Pang Fu, the supervisor, and tell him to lead Yuhou to come to fetch people, but he pushed the partition door lightly and ran to the stairs.When I went upstairs, I saw a table full of food and wine, and there was still wine in the cup.Seeing the stamens formed on the candle, I hurriedly cut the wax flowers.Looking back, I saw that the embroidered tent was hung on a golden hook, but inside there were two men and women lying hugging each other.The old thief looked at it, and attacked upwards with an unknown fire. Seeing the sword hanging on the wall, he immediately drew it out, and swung it hard at the man, his head fell to the ground.Yan Hong's sleepy eyes were dim, and she just got up, and Pang thief also swung his sword.Pity the two flatterers who were destroyed by this for no reason.Unexpectedly, the man's head fell on the floor, and he took off the scarf, but he was also a woman.When you look carefully, it is colorful.The old thief let out a cry, and the sword fell to the ground with a clatter.At this time, under the building, Pang Fu led many people to arrive.Hearing the noise upstairs, it was loud again, so I hurried upstairs to have a look, and saw that the grand master had killed the second concubine, and he was already in mourning.

The old thief didn't even cry like that.Tell him to cry here for a while, and free up his pen to explain why: Chazi and Yanhong died of injustice, not very injustice; Pang Ji was confused in anger, but extremely confused.How can I see it?It turned out that the second concubine was very resentful because the old thief didn't come, and she was murderous with wine.These colorful purples and bright reds pretending to be men and women, came to the embroidered tent, hung up the gold hooks, and lay down with their upper gums hugging each other.Chazi put on Pang Ji's soft scarf again, played with each other, and then fell asleep.This is the reason for the killing.As for Pang Ji's confusion, even though he was drunk, he shouldn't be so reckless.You are going to kill, you should also think about it, just came downstairs, just heard two people coming upstairs, how can you fall asleep?Regardless of the reason, he raised his sword and dropped it, injuring two lives in a row. Isn't he extremely confused?However, never complain, never complain, only complain that this person who acts is really narrow and vicious, what kind of cross talk is he pretending to be!The so-called thief comes out of flying wisdom.It was the old thief's daily behavior that was too unbearable, which made this chivalrous and righteous man just get along with him, and gave birth to a child and ruined the lives of his two concubines. When Pang Ji cried enough, he was angry, annoyed and regretful, so he ordered Pang Fu to take the second concubine into a funeral.Immediately send someone to invite his favorite student, Nai Wutai Censor, official name Liao Tiancheng, to discuss this matter quickly.He took the little boy with him, left the crystal building, and came to the front hall to wait for the disciples.When Liao Tiancheng came, the sky was already in the middle of three drums.After seeing Pang Ji, the teachers and students took their seats.Pang Ji explained the reason for killing the second concubine by mistake.This Liao Tiancheng was originally a flattering person, he immediately flattered him and said: According to the disciples, it is likely that Kaifeng Mansion is against the teacher.There are so many talented people there, they must have sent people to visit quietly.Seeing the two aunts playing and sleeping soundly after drinking, he came up with ingenuity and specially installed male and female voices so that they could hear them, so that the teacher would have no reason not to be angry when they heard them.So the two aunts died.This plan is also very poisonous.This is obviously disturbing the restlessness of the grand master's house, but secretly against the teacher.The gangster who he said these few words gritted his teeth, feeling unbearable indignation, and asked angrily: "What can I do if it's like this?"How can I think of a way to eliminate the hatred in my heart?Liao Tiancheng thought about it for a long time, and said: "According to the humble opinion of my disciples, why don't I write a note, saying that Kaifeng government sent people to kill Erming, and dumped the black ginseng to warn the future."I don't know what the teacher means? After hearing this, Pang Ji said: If I can participate in Daobaohei, my life's wish is enough.That is to say, it is inconvenient to seek talents and talents here, so let's go to the inner study to talk about it.The younger brother stood up, and the little boy led the lamp to the study.With ready-made brush and ink, Liao Tiancheng picked up the brush to conceive.It's hard for him to make up his mind out of thin air and dare to say it bluntly. It's really a foolish person to a foolish person and doing stupid things.After a while, the draft has been released.The old thief saw it, and even said: It's safe and strong.With a swipe of Lao Xianqi's pen.Liao Tiancheng finished writing in regular regular script, and later sent five people from the same party to participate in the concert.Pang Ji told the little boy, "Pour tea to Mr. Liao quickly." The little boy led the order to the waiter, and put two bowls of freshly brewed fragrant tea in a teapot.Just after entering the Moon Gate, I only heard the sound of bamboo, but when I looked carefully, I saw a person crouching on the ground with a steel knife in his arms.This scare was no small matter, he lost the tea tray, and shouted repeatedly: "There is a thief!"Just looking at the study room running, even shouting.After hearing this, Pang thief quickly put down the memorial and drove out of the courtyard.Liao Tiancheng followed and asked the boy, "Where is the thief?"The little boy said, "It's under the bamboo forest at the Moon Gate over there."Pang Ji and Liao Tiancheng rushed to the Moon Gate. At this time, the servants and others had heard it, and they rushed over with Pang Fu each holding a stick.At first glance, although it was alone, it was tied up, and there was a sharp knife for slaughtering pigs stuck in the front waist, as if holding something similar.Everyone brought him forward.When I looked again, it was Liu San, the cook of the house.Asking him if he should not, he just raised his head and opened his mouth.Quickly loosening the bondage, he took out a substitute hand from his mouth, retched for a long time before turning around. Pang Ji then asked, "Who bound you here?"Liu San kowtowed to Pang Ji and said: The villain was dozing off in the kitchen just now, when he suddenly saw a man come in, dressed in blue, only twenty years old, with clear features and a bright steel knife in his hand.He said to the villain: If you want to yell, I will kill you!So the villain dare not shout.He tied up the villain, tore off a piece of dirty cloth, stuffed it in the mouth of the villain, and brought the villain here.Before leaving, he stuck the knife in the villain's chest for some reason.After hearing this, Pang thief asked Liao Tiancheng: "Look at this, this is obviously the person with male and female voices in the crystal building."Hearing this, Liao Tiancheng suddenly had a thought, and said: "Teacher, it's important to go back to the study."For some reason, the old thief had to follow him back.After entering the study, Liao Tiancheng first picked up the memorial and read it line by line. The strokes have not been corrected or stained.After watching it, he said, "It's okay, it's okay."Fortunately, the excerpt is not broken.That is, put it in the yellow box.Pang Ji praised: Xianqi is careful and considerate.He also called to search everywhere, and there was a figure there. Not long after, the sky was already at five drums, and some snacks and soup were used casually. Pang Ji and Liao Tiancheng entered the court together, waiting for the Holy Lord to come to the hall, and presented the book.Renzong was a little displeased when he saw it. Why do you think?The Holy Majesty knew that Bao and Pang were wrong, but today this book belongs to Bao Gong, so he was a little impatient.Why are the two of them still incomprehensible in their enmity?Although I was unhappy, I couldn't help but look at it.See the writing in the opening pen: Chen Pang Ji kneels to play.For the murder of the second concubine by the Kaifeng mansion, how the second concubine was killed is described later.Renzong was even more surprised when he saw the killing of his concubine.So I flipped through it over and over again, and suddenly saw a note behind it. When I took it out to read, I didn't know what language was written on it, and I will listen to the next chapter to decompose it.