Chapter 9 The Eighth Chapter: Wang Situ cleverly tricked Dong Taishi to make a big disturbance at Fengyi Pavilion

But Kuai Liang said: "Sun Jian is dead today, and his sons are all young."Taking advantage of this weak time, march quickly, and Jiangdong can win in one go.If you return the corpses and stop the soldiers, let them develop strength, Jingzhou will suffer.Biao said: I have Huang Zu in that camp, how can I bear to abandon him?Liang said: Why not take Jiangdong without plotting against Huang Zu?Biao said: I am a close friend with Huang Zu, and I will give up the injustice.Then Huan Kai was sent back to the camp, and they agreed to exchange Sun Jian's corpse for Huang Zu. Liu Biao returned to Huang Zu, and Sun Ce greeted the coffin. After the battle, he returned to Jiangdong, where his father was buried in Qu'a.The funeral is over, leading the army to live in Jiangdu, recruiting talents, treating others with humility, heroes from all over the world, it is no problem gradually to vote.

But Dong Zhuo was in Chang'an, and when he heard that Sun Jian was dead, he said: "I got rid of all the troubles of my confidant!"Question: How old is his son?Or answer: Seventeen years old.Zhuo Sui didn't care.Since then, he has become more arrogant, calling himself Shangfu ①, and going in and out of the emperor's ceremonial guard; his younger brother Dong Min is made the Marquis of the Left General, and his concubine Dong Huang is the servant, and the commander-in-chief of the forbidden army.Dong's clan, regardless of seniority, was enfeoffed as Liehou.Two hundred and fifty miles away from Chang'an City, don't build Meiwu, and 250,000 slaves have built it; its walls are as high and low as Chang'an.The palace warehouse is built inside, and grain has been accumulated for twenty years.Eight hundred beauties were selected from the folk.The accumulation of gold, jade, colored silk, and pearls is innumerable.The family members live inside.Zhuo travels to and from Chang'an, or once in half a month, or once in a month, and the ministers are all waiting outside Hengmen.Zhuo often set up a tent on the road to drink with the public.One day, Zhuo came out of Hengmen, and all the officials sent him off.Zhuo stayed for a banquet, and hundreds of soldiers were recruited from the north.Zhuo Si ordered him to cut off his limbs, goug his eyes, cut off his tongue, or boil him in a big pot.The sound of wailing shook the sky, all the officials shuddered and lost their wits, and Zhuo Jian talked and laughed freely.Another day, Zhuoyu sat in two rows with hundreds of officials at the Provincial Taiwan Congress.After several rounds of drinking, Lu Bu walked in and whispered a few words into Zhuo's ear, Zhuo smiled and said, "So that's how it is."He ordered Lu Bu to arrest Sikong and Zhang Wen at the banquet.All officials paled.Not long after, the attendant presented a red plate to Zhang Wentou.The souls of all officials are not possessed.Zhuo laughed and said: Don't be alarmed, gentlemen.Zhang Wen connected with Yuan Shu and wanted to harm me.Because I sent someone to send a book, the mistake was that my son served it first, so I cut it.There is no reason for the public to wait, so don't be afraid.All the officials are alone.

Situ Wangyun returned to the mansion, thinking about what happened during today's banquet, and couldn't sit still.In the middle of the night and the moon was bright, I stepped into the back garden with a stick, stood beside the tea stand, and wept up to the sky.Suddenly I heard someone sighing by the Peony Pavilion.It is Diaochan, a kabuki in the mansion, who allows you to sneak a peek.His daughter was selected into the mansion since she was a child, and she taught singing and dancing. She was only twenty-eight years old, and she was good at sex and acting, so she was allowed to treat her as her own daughter.It was Ye Yun who listened for a long time, and said: "The bitch will have an affair?"Diao Chan knelt in surprise and replied: How dare a lowly concubine be selfish!Yun said: "You are selfless. Why do you sigh here at night?"Cicada said: Let the concubine express her heartfelt words.Yun said: "Don't hide it, tell me the truth."The cicada said: "My concubine has been favored by the adults. She learns singing and dancing, and treats each other with courtesy. Although my concubine is smashed to pieces, don't repay it in case."Recently, I saw that the adults' eyebrows were frowning, and there must be important state affairs, but they dared not ask.Tonight I saw that I was restless again, so I sighed.I don't want to be seen by adults.If you use a concubine, you will die.Yun hit the ground with his stick and said: "Who would have thought that the world of Han is in your hands!"Come with me to the painting pavilion.Diaochan followed Yun to the pavilion, and Yun scolded all the wives and concubines, sat down with Diaochan, kowtowed and bowed.Diao Chan fell to the ground in shock and said, "Why is this so, my lord?"Yun said: You have pity for all the creatures in the world!After speaking, tears flowed like a fountain.Diaochan said: Shijian's concubine once said: But if there is an envoy, I will die.Yun knelt down and said: "The people are in danger of hanging upside down, and the monarchs and ministers are in dire straits. You can't save them."Dong Zhuo, a traitor minister, is about to usurp the throne; the court is Chinese and military, and there is nothing he can do.Dong Zhuo had a righteous son, surnamed Lu and named Bu, who was extremely brave.In my view, both of them are lustful, and now I want to use a series of tricks: first marry Ru Xu to Lu Bu, and then offer it to Dong Zhuo;It is your strength to help the country and re-establish the country.I don't know what you mean?Diao Chan said: "My concubine, Mr. Xu, will never give up if he dies. I hope you will offer my concubine to him."The concubine makes sense.Yun said: "If the matter leaks out, I will destroy the family."Diaochan said: Don't worry, my lord.If the concubine does not repay the righteousness, she will die under the sword.Thank you.

The next day, he ordered a good craftsman to inlay a few pearls from his family's possession into a golden crown, and sent them to Lu Bu secretly.Bu was overjoyed and went to Wang Yun's house to express his thanks.Yun prepares delicacies; when Lu Bu arrives, Yun goes out to meet him, enters the back hall, and sits on top.Bu said: "Lu Bu is a general in the prime minister's house, and Situ is a minister of the court. Why are you wrongly respecting him?"Yun said: "Fang, there are no heroes in the world today, but the general's ear."Yun Fei respected the general's position and the general's talent.Bu was overjoyed.Yun courteously toasted, saying that Taishi Dong and Bu's virtues were endless.Bu laughed and drank.Yun scolded the left and right, leaving only a few concubines to persuade them to drink.When the wine was half drunk, Yun said, "Call the child."In a short while, Erqianyi attracted Diaochan to come out with her makeup.Bu was surprised and asked who it was.Yun said: "The little girl Diao Chan is also."General Yunmeng fell in love with him by mistake, and he was no different from a close relative, so he asked him to meet the general.Then he ordered Diaochan and Lu Bu to hold the lamp.Diao Chan gave wine and cloth, and she flirted with each other.Yun pretended to be drunk and said: "Baby Yang and the general have a few drinks."My family is all dependent on the general.The cloth invites Diaochan to sit down, but Diaochan pretends to enter.Yun said: "General, my best friend, why not just sit with the child?"Diao Chan sat beside Yun.Lu Bu watched intently.After drinking a few more cups, Yun pointed to the cicada and said to Bu, "I want to send this girl to the general as a concubine. Will you accept it?"Bu attended and thanked him and said: "If this is the case, Bu will act as a reward for dogs and horses."Yun said: "Choose a good day sooner or later and send it to the mansion."Bu was overjoyed and looked at Diaochan frequently.Diao Chan also sends her love with her glances.Shaoqing Xi San, Yun said: "I wanted to stay with the general for the night, but I was afraid that the grand master would be suspicious."Bu thanked him again and again and left.

A few days later, Yun met Dong Zhuo in the court hall. Taking advantage of Lv Bu's absence, he prostrated himself on the ground and begged him, saying: "Yun wants to bend the grand master's chariot and horse, and go to the thatched cottage to have a banquet. What is Jun's intention before the trial?"Zhuo said: "Situ sees a move, so he should go there."You are allowed to worship and thank you for returning home, and the water and land are finished. A seat is set up in the middle of the front hall, the floor is covered with brocade embroidery, and curtains are set up inside and outside.At noon the next day, Dong Zhuo came.Yunju goes out in court clothes to welcome, and then pays homage to daily life.Zhuo got out of the chariot, and more than a hundred soldiers with halberds on the left and right entered the hall in a crowd, lined up on both sides.Allowed to worship again under the hall, Zhuo ordered to help him up, and sat on the side.Yun said: "The grand master's virtue is so great that Yi and Zhou can't match it."Zhuo is overjoyed.Drinking and having fun, Yun pays tribute to him.When the night was full of wine, Zhuo was allowed to enter the back hall.Zhuo reprimanded the soldier.Yun held up the cup and congratulated him, saying: "Yun has been studying astronomy since he was a child, watching Qianxiang at night ⑤, the Han family has exhausted its energy."The grand master's merits and virtues spread throughout the world. If Shun followed Yao and Yu followed Shun, it is just in line with the will of heaven and man.Zhuo said: How dare you look at this!Yun said: Since ancient times, there has been Dao and no Dao, and no virtue has given way to virtue, how can it be too much!Zhuo laughed and said: If the destiny belongs to me, Situ should be a hero.Thank you.Candles were lit in the hall, and female envoys were not allowed to drink and serve food.Yun said: "The joy of the teaching workshop is not enough to worship; there are occasional house tricks, dare to make it."Zhuo said: "It's wonderful."Yun Jiao puts down the curtain, the sheng reeds wind around, and the mink and cicadas dance outside the curtain.There is a saying in praise:

It was originally from Zhaoyang Palace, Jinghong turned his palm in his body, only to fly past Dongtingchun.According to the steady pace of the lotus in Liangzhou, a new branch of good flowers is blowing up, and the fragrance of the painting hall is overwhelming. Another poem said: Hong Fang urged Yan Fei to be busy, and went to the painting hall in a cloud.Mei Dai contributes to the hatred of the wanderer, and the face breaks the heart of the enemy for the first time.Elm money does not buy a thousand pieces of gold to laugh, why do you need a hundred treasures for willow belts.After the dance, I secretly watch him off through the curtain, but I don't know who is King Xiang of Chu.

After dancing, Zhuo Ming comes forward.Diaochan turned into the curtain and bowed deeply again.Seeing Diao Chan's beautiful color, Zhuo asked, "Who is this girl?"Yun said: Diao Chan, a kabuki.Zhuo said: Can you sing?Yun ordered Diao Chan to sing a low song on the sandalwood board.exactly: A little cherry opens the lips, and two lines of broken jade spray Yangchun.Lilac sticks out his steel sword with his tongue, intending to kill treacherous and chaotic ministers. Zhuo praised endlessly.Yun ordered Diao Chan to hold the lamp.Zhuo Qing cupped and asked, "How much is spring?"Diao Chan said: "The concubine is only twenty-eight years old."Zhuo laughed and said: "The real god is also a man among immortals!"Yun Qi said: "If you want to present this girl to the Grand Master, will you accept it before trial?"Zhuo said, "How can I repay virtue when I see so much favor?"Yun said: "This woman has to serve the grand master. Her blessing is too shallow."Zhuo thanked you again and again.Yun Xi ordered to prepare a felt cart and send Diao Chan to Xiangfu first.Zhuo also got up to say goodbye.Yun personally sent Dong Zhuo to the Xiangfu, and then resigned.

He rode on a horse, and less than halfway, he saw two lines of red lights illuminating the road. Lu Bu came riding on a horse with a halberd, and just bumped into Wang Yun, so he reined in his horse, grabbed the skirt of his clothes, and asked sharply: I, now send it to the grand master again, why do you want to play with me?When Yun stopped urgently, he said, "This is not a place to speak. Please go to the grass house."When Bu Tongyun got home, he got off his horse and entered the back hall.At the end of the ceremony, Yun said: "Why does the general blame the old man?"Bu said: Someone reported to me that you sent Diaochan to the Prime Minister's house with a felt cart. What's the reason?Yun said: "The general didn't know!"Yesterday the grand master was in the court hall and said to the old man: I have something to do, and I will come to your house tomorrow.Therefore, Yun prepared a small banquet and waited.While drinking, the grand master said, "I heard that you have a daughter named Diao Chan, who has promised my son to be the first."I am afraid that your words may not be right, so I am here to ask you and see you.The old man didn't dare to disobey, so he led Diao Chan out to pay homage to his father-in-law.The grand master said: "Today is a fine day, and I will take this girl back to match Feng Xian."The general tried to think: How dare the old man resist the grand master coming in person?Bu said: You can be a disciple and reduce your crimes.Bu saw it wrong for a while, and he will be responsible for Jing in the future.Yun said: "My little girl has quite a dowry. After staying at the general's house, I will send it to you."Bushe goes.

The next day, Lu Bu inquired in the mansion, but he never heard any sound.Go into the hall and ask the concubines.The concubine said to him: "The grand master slept with the newcomer at night, and he hasn't gotten up yet."Furious, Bu sneaked into Zhuo's bedroom and spied on him.At that time, Diaochan got up under the window to comb her hair. Suddenly, she saw a figure in the pool outside the window, very grown up, wearing a hair crown. Stealing her eyes, it was Lu Bu.Diaochan frowned, looking sad and unhappy, and then wiped away her tears with Xiangluopin.Lu Bu peeped for a long time, then came out; after a while, he came in again.Zhuo was already sitting in the middle hall. When he saw Bu coming, he asked, "Is there anything going on outside?"Bu said: "Nothing."Stand by Zhuo side.Zhuo Fangshi and Bu peeked around, and saw a woman in the embroidered curtain looking back and forth, showing half of her face slightly, showing affection with her eyes.Bu knew it was Diaochan, and his spirit was wandering.Seeing Bu's situation like this, Zhuo was suspicious and said: "Feng Xian has nothing to do and retreat."Cloth came out disgruntled.

Dong Zhuo has been fascinated by sex since he took over Diaochan, and has not been a director for more than a month.Zhuo Ou suffers from a minor illness, Diao Chan doesn't know how to take off her clothes, and the song is flattering, Zhuo Xin is more happy.Lu Bu came in to say hello, just as Zhuo was sleeping.Diao Chan leaned out from behind the bed and looked at the cloth, pointing at the heart of her hand, and then pointing at Dong Zhuo, weeping.Bu's heart is broken.Zhuo's eyes were hazy, and seeing Bu staring at the back of the bed, he couldn't take his eyes off; turning around, he saw Diaochan standing behind the bed.Zhuo was furious, and reprimanded Bu, saying, "How dare you play tricks on my beloved Jiye!"Call the left and right and go out, and you will not be allowed to enter the hall in the future.Lv Bu returned in anger, met Li Ru on the way, and told him why.Confucianism rushed to see Zhuo and said: "The grand master wants to take over the world, so why blame Marquis Wen for his small mistakes?"If he changes his mind, big things will go away.Zhuo said: "What can I do?"Confucianism said: Come to court to call in, give gold and silk, and comfort him with good words, naturally nothing will happen.Zhuo Yiyan.The next day, someone called Bu into the hall, and comforted him and said: "I was ill the day before yesterday, and my mind was in a trance. I made a mistake and hurt you. Don't forget it."Then give ten catties of gold and twenty pieces of brocade.Bu Xie returns; although he is around Zhuo, he really misses Diao Chan.

Zhuo's illness recovered and he entered the court to discuss matters.Bu followed with his halberd, and when he saw Zhuo talking with Emperor Xian, he lifted his halberd out of the inner gate and rode his horse to the Prime Minister's mansion.The cicada said, "you can go to the Fengyi Pavilion in the back garden and wait for me."Buti's halberd went straight, and stood beside the curved railing under the pavilion.After a long time, I saw Diao Chan coming from the flowers and blowing the willows. She really looked like a fairy in the Moon Palace, weeping and saying, "Although I am not the daughter of Wang Situ, I treat her like my own."Seeing the general, Xu Shiji broom ⑧, the concubine has fulfilled her life's wishes; who would want the grand master to have a bad heart and prostitute the concubine.The concubine hates to die; because she didn't have a secret with the general, she endured the humiliation and lived on.I am fortunate to see you today, and my concubine is willing to finish.This body has been polluted, and I cannot be a hero again; I wish to die in front of the king, so as to understand my concubine's ambition!After saying that, he climbed the balustrade with his hands, looked at the lotus pond and jumped.Lu Bu hurriedly hugged him, wept and said, "I know your heart has been around for a long time!"I just wish we couldn't talk together!Diaochan pulled the cloth with his hands and said: I can't marry you in this life, and I hope to meet you in the next life.Bu said: I can't take you as my wife in this life, I'm not a hero!The cicada said: My concubine lives like a year, I hope you will save her with pity.Bu said, "I've come here today by stealth. I'm afraid that the old thief will be suspicious, so I must go as soon as possible."Cicada pulled his clothes and said: You are so afraid of the old thief, I have no hope of seeing the sun!Bu Lizhu said: "Let me make a good plan."After speaking, I want to go with my halberd.Diaochan said: "The concubine is in a deep boudoir. Hearing the name of the general is like thunder, thinking that she is only one person in the world; who wants to be controlled by others!"After speaking, tears fell like rain.Bu's face was full of shame, he leaned on the halberd repeatedly, turned around and hugged Diaochan, and comforted him with kind words.The two cuddled and leaned against each other, unable to bear to be separated. But he said that Dong Zhuo was in the hall, and he didn't see Lu Bu when he looked back. He was suspicious, so he resigned at once to offer the emperor, and boarded the chariot to return to the mansion.Zhuo Chi retreated to the left and right, and went straight into the back hall, but he couldn't find it; he called Diao Chan, but the cicada couldn't be seen either.I asked the concubine urgently, and the concubine said: Diao Chan is looking at flowers in the back garden.When Zhuo Xun entered the back garden, he saw Lu Bu and Diao Chan talking together under the Fengyi Pavilion, with their painted halberds leaning on one side.Zhuo was angry and shouted loudly.Seeing Zhuo Zhi, Bu was shocked, turned around and left.Zhuo grabbed the painting halberd and rushed forward.Lü Bu walked fast, but Zhuo Fat couldn't keep up, so he threw his halberd at the cloth.The cloth hit the halberd and fell to the ground.Zhuo picks up the halberd and drives again, but Bu has gone far.Zhuo drove out of the garden gate, and a man rushed forward, collided with Zhuo's chest, and Zhuo fell to the ground.It's exactly: soaring into the sky with anger, making a pile of fat bodies.It is unknown who this person is, let's listen to the breakdown below. ① Shangfu King Wu of Zhou respectfully called Lu Wang Shangfu; this is the meaning of Dong Zhuo comparing himself to Lu Wang. ② Hengmen, the name of a city gate in Chang'an in the Han Dynasty. ③ Inter-inter-inter-interval, alienation. ④ Yi, Zhou Yi, Yi Yin, politicians of the Shang Dynasty; Zhou, Duke of Zhou, surnamed Ji Mingdan, politicians of the Zhou Dynasty. ⑤ Qianxiang and Tianxiang. ⑥ Jiaofang Music, singing and dancing institutions established in the Tang Dynasty; this name did not exist in the Three Kingdoms period, which was borrowed by the author. ⑦ Bearing thorn The thorn is Chu wood, which can be used as a whip; carrying a whip means to ask for punishment; it is generally used to apologize and make amends. ⑧ Serving Jibroom means serving Sasao and being a concubine.