1. Gu God Tribulation Chapter 1: Who Leads Jasper Cong at the Sword Gate Misty rain in July is the time for Li Qingchou to hoe and collect herbs. Wu Chengfu, the prefect of Meizhou, felt that every day was a good day.Every day someone sends money, of course it is a good day.He spent a full one hundred thousand taels to buy the prefect, and after three years of doing it, he earned back an unknown number of hundred thousand taels, which was much better than when he was a salt merchant in Yangzhou. The prosperity of central Sichuan is not inferior to that of Yangzhou, not to mention Wu Chengfu is an elegant person.

Fuga is a strange thing.When others eat, he also eats, and when others look at the scenery, he also looks at the scenery. This is a very vulgar thing, but a refined person is different. He can naturally do these common things differently, and then he is extremely elegant.Even reaching out to ask for money is extremely elegant. Therefore, although Wu Chengfu's land was searched hard, he still got the title of an upright official. No one knew how much money his family had, and absolutely no one.Even Wu Chengfu himself didn't know.He has lost count.So when he resigns today, he no longer wants to be an official.He just wants to go back to the Canglang Garden in Yangzhou, float the boat with wine, and spend the rest of his life.

Mulan's Tangzhou boat in the sand, jade flutes and golden pipes sit at both ends. There are thousands of dendrobium in the wine respect, and the prostitutes go with the waves. This is not life in the world, why bother running around in the world of mortals? No matter who has wealth like him, a Canglang Garden like him, and elegance like him, he will never think about becoming an official again.Wu Chengfu understands this truth very well when he travels on dark roads for a long time. But he dared not leave suddenly.He is afraid that others will know his details, and he is also afraid of gangsters who stand in the way with swords.I have done too many bad things, after all, I am still afraid.So he spent 10,000 taels of silver to give a large amount of porridge to help the hungry people who had no food to eat.After a full month, Wu Chengfu became a living Bodhisattva.

What I got from the people of Meizhou, I have to give back to the people of Meizhou. When I came, I had two sleeves of breeze, and when I went, I had two sleeves of breeze.It is enough to have morality and conscience to send me. Wu Chengfu finished the last pot of porridge and left Meizhou.Those who sent him had no morality and conscience, but there were people's umbrellas, boots of upright officials, tears streaming down the ground, and carols one after another.Wu Chengfu, with a green donkey hat and five or six servants, left lightly. No one knows how much money he has, and no one knows where he hides it.

Misty rain misty, it is good weather. Begonias in the green water, small bridges in the drizzle, and the little girl in red is crying loudly. Wu Chengfu rode leisurely on the green donkey, watching the light rain like flying smoke drift down, rendering the mountains and rivers near and far into a boundless piece of emerald jade.All the scenery is included in it, and it is faint to see clearly.But isn't this vagueness just a kind of elegance? Ever read that Lu Fangweng was a poet in his previous life?Xiao Yu rode a donkey into Jianmen, and Wu Chengfu fell in love with riding a donkey.It's just a pity that he went out of Jianmen instead of entering Jianmen.

But if you leave Jianmen, you can go to Yangzhou.Ten miles of prosperity, Yangzhou is full of red dust.Just can't ride a donkey.Wu Chengfu thought with regret. At this time, a burst of crying came.Wu Chengfu frowned slightly.The nagging of old people, the crying of children, the yelling of men, and the aggressiveness of women are undoubtedly very unpleasant things.Wu Chengfu raised his head from the donkey and looked forward displeased. An eleven or twelve-year-old girl was sitting on the bamboo bridge, covering her face and crying loudly.She was wearing a bright red dress, which matched the green water, bamboo bridge, misty rain, and begonias, making her look extremely pleasing to the eye.If there is no cry, Wu Chengfu's poetic spirit will definitely be aroused.

Even so, Wu Chengfu couldn't get angry anymore, raised his hand, and said: "Go and see."A servant immediately responded and stepped forward.He has followed Master Wu for many years, and he knows how to respond to Yi. Mr. Wu is an upright official and a man of elegance, so of course the people under his command should be graceful and gentle, and he cannot be underestimated by others.So he stepped forward and said with a smile: Little sister, why are you crying? The little girl in red moved two fingers covering her face, glanced at him, but ignored him, and continued to cry. The servant took out a piece of dried beef from his bosom, and said, "Don't cry, I'll give you some meat to eat."

The little girl raised her head sobbing, and said, "Is there any medicine in your beef?" The servant was startled, and laughed loudly: How could there be medicine in the beef?Don't you think I'm a bad guy? The little girl stared at the beef in his hand, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said: I heard from my mother that some villains outside like to use drugged beef to deceive children. Go far, far away. The servant said: Do you also believe this kind of nonsense?How can people become cattle and sheep?Besides, we are not bad people. The little girl wiped her face with her hands, and Wu Chengfu was surprised to find that she was extremely handsome.

She tilted her head to look at the servant, and said, "Aren't you a bad person?"Then why did Mommy tell me this story in the morning, and you gave me beef in the afternoon? The servant didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said embarrassingly: "It's fine if you don't eat, don't ruin the reputation of our Wu family."As he said that, he shrank his hands and waited to take the beef back.The little girl pursed her mouth and cried again. This little girl is willful and obsessive, but in Wu Chengfu's eyes, she has a kind of coquettish charm.Can't help but say: Wu Zhou, don't embarrass her.As he spoke, he walked up slowly.

Wu Zhou bowed and agreed, and stepped aside.Wu Chengfu said softly: We don't eat beef.I brought a lot of stewed vegetables, what do you want to eat, I asked them to bring it to you. The little girl was not afraid when she saw his doughy look, and said: "I don't want to eat beef!" Wu Chengfu said: Okay, let's not eat beef.Wu Zhou, throw away the beef. In response, Wu Zhou took out the package of hidden beef from his arms and threw it by the side of the road. Wu Chengfu smiled and said: Look, the beef is gone.We had to eat something else. The little girl burst out laughing.This smile was surprisingly charming, and it set off her petite face, giving it a charming and soft taste.

She stood up and said: I want to eat shredded pork fried with green peppers. Wu Chengfu said: "Wu Zhou, give this girl fried shredded pork with green peppers." With a bitter face, Wu Zhou said, "Reporting to the master, in the stewed vegetables we brought, there is no stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers." Wu Chengfu said: "What's there?" Wu Zhou said: There are bamboo shoots with mushrooms, mandarin duck tofu, peacocks spreading their tails, and Eight Immortals crossing the sea. Wu Chengfu nodded, and said: "The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea are made with the eight treasures in the sea. It tastes good. May I ask them to bring it to you?" The little girl shook her head and said: No, I want to eat shredded pork fried with green peppers. Wu Chengfu frowned, and said, "Isn't Eight Immortals crossing the sea more delicious than stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers?" The little girl said: "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is not as delicious as stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers." Wu Chengfu smiled.The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea that I have never eaten is of course the fried shredded pork with green peppers that I have never eaten is delicious, and there is nothing wrong with that.But where can I find fried shredded pork with green peppers? Some Eight Immortals crossing the sea are more delicious than fried shredded pork with green peppers. This is his conclusion. The little girl snorted and said, "Who said there is no fried shredded pork with green peppers?"Isn't it there? With her slender fingers, everyone saw half of the wine flag behind the small bridge, hidden by green bamboos. Tomato Village is also an elegant name. Wu Chengfu smiled: Since there is wine in front of us, why don't we have a few glasses of him?Anyway, we're in no hurry. The little girl also laughed: let alone fried pork with green peppers. This restaurant is not big, there are only five or six tables inside, and the tables are full of greasy.There are already two tables with guests, one table is a scholar, his appearance is very handsome, like a woman; the other table is a quack, with a dark face, like a martial artist.Seeing Wu Chengfu and his party coming in, the Jiang Hu guest rolled his eyes, cursed a few words in a low voice, and still bowed his head to drink. Food and wine were placed on the table for the two of them, and sure enough there was stir-fried pork with green peppers.It's just that the two of them seemed very shabby, there was only a pot of wine on the table, a plate of fried pork with green peppers, and a bucket of rice. Wu Chengfu and others occupied the remaining tables.Those servants didn't dare to sit at the same table with him, but the little girl in red didn't care, so the other tables were extremely crowded, but their table had only two people sitting opposite each other. The store is small and there are few people. There is only one total. With a bang, he threw the menu in front of Wu Chengfu, and stared at him with bulging eyes, as if he had a grudge against the customer. Wu Chengfu didn't bother with him. When he picked up the menu, he found pearl balls, eight treasures, emerald duck tongues, and crystal elbows.Although the shop is small, there are many dishes.Wu Chengfu casually pointed out a few, and then asked him to kill a fish and serve it with some vegetarian dishes. The guy waited for Wu Chengfu to finish ordering, and suddenly said: "I ordered so many, aren't you afraid that you will be overwhelmed?" Wu Zhou and others were furious and wanted to rush forward to argue.Wu Chengfu waved his hand, suppressed them, and said: You are right, if you order too much, you will hurt the benevolent heart of heaven, so here are the four flavors of pearl balls, eight treasures, emerald duck tongues, and crystal elbows, plus green peppers The fried meat is ready. The guy said: No! Wu Chengfu was taken aback, and said, "Nothing?" The guy said: No pearl balls!Babaoshanzhen no!No emerald duck tongue!Crystal Elbow No! Wu Chengfu said: If there is no why should it be written on the menu? The guy rolled his eyes and said, "Is this store opened by you, or by me?" Wu Chengfu said: You drove it. The guy said loudly: What do you care about so much if I drive it! Wu Chengfu didn't expect this guy's temper to be so weird, he was very self-cultivated, and he didn't get angry, he said: "What do you have?" The guy rolled his eyes and said: There are only two. What are the two? Green pepper!Meat! The little girl couldn't help laughing. The clerk said impatiently: Do you want to eat it or not?Just bullshit! Wu Chengfu said: Then what else is there to say?Stir-fried meat with green peppers.You can't cook anything else anyway. The shop assistant slammed the teapot on the table and said, "You insulted me?" Wu Chengfu was startled, and said: What insults you? The clerk's face was full of veins, and he said, "Who said I can only cook fried pork with green peppers?"I can cook a lot! a lot of? The shop guy was even angrier: I can cook at least three dishes!Green pepper fried meat, meat fried green pepper, green pepper fried meat fried meat fried green pepper! The little girl was even more laughing.Wu Chengfu was also happy, and said with a smile: Is there any difference? The clerk said: Of course there is a difference, so don't talk too much if you are a layman! Wu Chengfu sighed, and said: Then there is nothing to say, one serving of fried meat with green peppers, one serving of fried meat with green peppers, one serving of fried meat with green peppers, fried meat with green peppers.In addition, please serve me a jug of wine and two bowls of rice. Finally, the hot-tempered shopkeeper left. He was not only the shopkeeper, the boss, but also the cook. Tea is poured by oneself, rice is served by oneself, and wine is scooped by oneself.Why?Just because there is no one else around here, you can only come to me if you want to eat. Fortunately, Mr. Wu had many attendants, and after a while the tea, wine, and rice were all set up, the shop assistant slowly brought up three plates, which fell on Wu Chengfu's table with a bang. One plate of fried pork with green peppers, another plate of fried pork with green peppers, and the third plate of fried pork with green peppers.Wu Chengfu looked carefully for a long time, but still couldn't see any difference.He frowned and said: This is your green pepper fried meat, meat fried green pepper, green pepper fried meat fried meat fried green pepper? The clerk rolled his eyes, didn't answer him, and left on his own.Wu Chengfu raised his chopsticks and tasted it. Although the shopkeeper had a bad temper, the dishes were really good. A plate of stir-fried pork with green pepper seemed to be more delicious than the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea.So he gave two plates to his followers, and drank by himself. The little girl stared at the saucer without moving.Wu Chengfu smiled and said: Don't you want to eat fried pork with green peppers?Why don't you do it? The little girl shook her head and tightly squeezed her lips tightly. Wu Chengfu picked up a chopstick of shredded pork, and said, "Don't look at that shopkeeper's aggressiveness, but the dishes are pretty good. You'll know how delicious it is after you try it." The little girl frowned, huddled on the stool, staring at the fried pork with green peppers in a daze.Wu Chengfu had no choice but to eat and drink by himself. Seeing that he was eating happily, the little girl suddenly said: "Is this fried pork with green peppers really delicious?" Wu Chengfu chewed slowly, and said: It is better than anything I have ever eaten. The little girl tentatively said: Then I eat one? Wu Chengfu nodded with a smile.The ups and downs of the officialdom and the battle in the business world, he has not seen such a natural expression for a long time.Although this little girl was more suspicious, she was completely natural, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for her. The little girl raised her chopsticks, but the waiter rushed over in a gust of wind, grabbed the plate with a whoosh, and said, "How does my dish taste?" Seeing him making troubles again and again, Wu Chengfu felt unhappy, and said: It's not bad. The shop assistant giggled and said, "Since it's good, why didn't the old man give you a reward?" Wu Chengfu smiled.It turned out that he was asking for rewards.If the dishes are well cooked, rewards should be given.Wu Chengfu waved his hand, Wu Zhou hurried forward and arranged the three hanging coins on the table.Wu Chengfu said: "Don't thank you yet?" The shop clerk didn't even look at it, and said: "My lord has a big appetite for food, but he is very stingy when it comes to rewards. What kind of reward is this little money?" The more he talked, the angrier he became, he suddenly took out a few coins from his pocket, threw them on the table, and said: Why don't I come to reward the Elder Master, the Elder Master still doesn't appreciate the reward? Wu Chengfu's face darkened, and he said coldly: How much reward do you want for a few plates of fried pork with green peppers?If you keep pestering me, I'll take you to the Yamen to beat the board! The clerk laughed.His laughter was extremely strange, up and down, like a saw.After Wu Chengfu listened for a while, his face turned pale.The clerk stopped suddenly, stared at Wu Chengfu viciously, and said in a dark voice: "It doesn't need much, Mr. Wu just give me a hundred thousand taels of silver." Wu Chengfu was taken aback, and said: What?One hundred thousand taels?You might as well take my life! The shop assistant said coldly: Master Wu is willing to give his life as a reward. Wu Chengfu smiled instead of anger, and said: So you didn't run a shop, you were a robber! The shop clerk looked up to the sky and said: Master Wu didn't come to eat, but to eat the Overlord's meal! Wu Chengfu said: Why am I eating the king's meal? The clerk said: "I don't eat Bawang's meal, how can I eat at my kitchen Bawang's shop?"Do you think my fried pork with green peppers is delicious? Wu Chengfu's expression changed.Chef Bawang said: You don't have to be afraid, I, Chef Bawang, never use poison to kill people.I just think that God is benevolent, so when killing people, he must be fed. His white eyes rolled up and nailed Wu Chengfu's face: Are you full? Wu Chengfu took a few breaths, his face calmed down, and said: I didn't say my name. Chef Overlord snorted. Wu Chengfu said: But you know that I am Master Wu, could it be that who ordered you to come? Chef Bawang laughed and said: Who in Meizhou doesn't know Mr. Wu?Don't pretend to be smart! Wu Chengfu said: "Since you are from Meizhou, you should know that I have nothing to do, and the last bit of salary is also used to buy rice to help the poor." Chef King's eyes fixed on him again: I am a cook.But I also know that honest officials will never be able to save 10,000 taels of snowflake silver in three years with their salaries. Only then did Wu Chengfu's complexion change, becoming extremely ugly.But Chu Bawang smiled, and his smile was extremely ugly: I am Chef Bawang, and I am in charge of eating Bawang's meals. I have a brother called Gambling Loser, who is in charge of gambling and losing money.If he is here, I would like to bet with him whether you want money or life. But Wu Chengfu sat down, picked up the wine glass, took a sip of the wine, and said, "I'll bet you." The kitchen overlord said: You?What are you betting on? Wu Chengfu said: I bet I'm dying!You might as well take the money. He gave an order, and Wu Zhou and a few followers opened the box. Apart from the food box, there were some changes of clothes and a few stacks of books inside. Wu Chengfu dug out a small bag from the box, opened it, and inside was a small stack of banknotes and a few ingots of silver.Wu Chengfu said: This is all my money.If you like, you might as well take them all.But I still hope you will save me some money for the trip, after all He sat down and took another sip of wine, and said: After all, it is a long way to Yangzhou.He stood up, took a mouthful of food from the plate held by Chef Bawang, and said: After all, your cooking is really good, even if you took all my money, I don't blame you. Chu Bawang's face turned blue and white, and said angrily: "Do you think I will believe you?" Wu Chengfu said leisurely: Do you think I'm lying to you?Don't you know that my four wives, seven sons and eight daughters returned to Yangzhou a month ago? Chu Bawang said: You mean, the money has already been taken away by them? Wu Chengfu smiled and said: You have finally become smarter.I just said, you must not be an idiot if you can make such a good dish. Chef Overlord stomped his feet, as if he was about to chase him out.Wu Chengfu found time to pick up another dish with chopsticks, and said: Don't even try to chase after them, I think they are already thousands of miles away in a month. Chef Overlord turned his head and stared fiercely at Wu Chengfu's face.Wu Chengfu still smiled and said: All my money is here, you can take as much as you want, don't save it for me. Chef Overlord seemed to be too angry to speak.A person beside him said suddenly: I will make a bet with you too. Chef Overlord suddenly turned his head, and saw the quacks on the other table raised their hands to signal him.He rolled his eyes and said: If you fart, let it go. The quack didn't think he was disobedient, and said, "I bet he wants money rather than life!" He stood up abruptly and walked over here. For some reason, Chef Overlord felt that his figure was particularly tall, and there seemed to be an evil monster hidden in his dark eyes, radiating a cold pressure, which pointed directly at himself.