Chapter 91 Chapter 90 Laughing and Cursing Are All Articles

The sandalwood is lit and the game begins.Tian Ling'er tilted her head and thought for a while, then asked the first question: How did the pig die? Fei Ji was startled, and suddenly couldn't help laughing out loud, out of breath: Just this question?You are too underestimating my IQ. Well, what's wrong?Answer quickly.Tian Linger said.After Fei Jizhi finished laughing, he said: Of course pigs are stupid.wrong!wrong?how come?Fei Ji said: Everyone in Jianghu knows about it.Tian Ling'er said solemnly: The pig was killed by the butcher.It's that simple. You are making a lot of sense.Fei Ji yelled: I don't accept it.

Pigs can die of disease or poison, but which pig do you see dies stupidly?Tian Linger blinked and said: Can you prove it? Fei Ji stopped gnawing on the chicken bone, not knowing what to say, of course he had no way to prove it unless he admitted that he was stupid. For the first question, Tianlinger wins.Xiaoqiu said loudly: Who has any opinions?Continue without. Tian Ling'er had a second question: there is a kind of thing that is known to both buyers and sellers, but only to those who use it. What is it?The second kind of thing, the person who kills knows, the person who is killed knows, only his father doesn't know, what is it?

Fei Ji was really stumped this time, scratching his head, unable to answer. One-tenth of the stick of incense burned quickly.time up.Xiao Qiu reported loudly: Fei Ji loses. Fei Ji tentatively asked: What is the answer? Tian Ling'er smiled and said: The first thing is the coffin you lie in, and the second thing is you stupid thing. Xiao Qiu applauded. Tian Linger asked the third question: Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? No way?Is there a mistake?Fei Ji said: How can a ferocious hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse?impossible. Just to make you think about the reason.Tian Linger said.

Fei Ji thought for a while, patted his head with his hands, and suddenly found the answer: Well, isn't this simple?Of course the mother cat called it back? Why does the mother cat call it back?How do you know it's a male cat?I'm assuming it's good, even if it's a male cat, why doesn't it catch the mouse and give it to the female cat to receive the reward? Fei Ji couldn't answer.Tian Linger said: Do you want to know the answer?Um, think, please say.Why run away?The correct answer is to catch mice, hahaha! This does not count, of course the cat wants to catch the mouse.Fei Ji shouted: Your answer doesn't count.

Why do cats catch mice?Tian Ling'er said: "If there are some, I won't catch them." Fei couldn't believe it.Well, I'll let you lose heartily.Let me ask you again, a hungry anchor passed by a fat mouse, why the hungry cat remained indifferent and continued on its way without even looking at the mouse. Fei Ji said: How is this possible?You tell the answer and let everyone comment. Tian Ling'er said: Because this is a blind cat meeting a dead mouse! Even God couldn't help smiling.This time, of course Tian Linger won. Tian Linger asked the fourth question: How can you put your left hand completely in the right trouser pocket you are wearing, while at the same time put your right hand completely in the left trouser pocket you are wearing?

Left hand in right trouser pocket?Fei Ji tried while talking.Yes.Right hand in left trouser pocket?right.Tian Ling'er said: And put it in completely. Feiji was very fat, and he couldn't put his left hand completely in his right trouser pocket in the coffin, and at the same time put his right hand completely in his left trouser pocket. His body became very weird, like a fat frog stretched out from left to right , Tian Ling'er couldn't stop smiling coquettishly. The eight strong men who carried the coffin were also trying not to laugh. To them, laughing meant death. Fei Ji suddenly began to take off his pants.Tian Ling'er quickly covered her eyes and cried out: What are you going to do?

Fei Ji put on the trousers he had taken off, put his hands in his trouser pockets triumphantly, and said: Look, I did it, how about it?This guy really did it, Xiaoqiu was both funny and angry, and said helplessly: This round is considered to be extremely successful. yeah!Fei Ji was so happy that he danced in the coffin.Tian Ling'er opened her eyes, stuck out her tongue, and felt like vomiting. Afterwards, Tian Ling'er seriously thought about it, and came up with the last question: Innate refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is acquired? Insufficient inborn, disordered in acquired.Fei Ji said: The period when a person lives and grows alone after leaving the mother's body is the day after tomorrow.

wrong.Why not?The correct answer is: the day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow. Fei Ji was really unconvinced this time, and yelled for Xiao Qiu and Shenyan to judge. Mr. Shenyan presided over the justice and expressed his opinion: what Fei Ji and Linger said were both reasonable, but they only answered half of the answers correctly. This time it is considered a draw for both sides. As for Fei Ji asking questions, he can ask a total of three questions. Under Ah Huang's eaves, there is actually a bird's nest, and there are a few chicks waiting to be fed in the bird's nest.Fei Ji grabbed it in mid-air, and the bird's nest was in his hand in the blink of an eye.Fei Ji caught a chick, put it in his palm, and asked the first question: Is this bird alive?or dead?

The chicks can't fly yet, and even if they can fly, they won't be able to escape Fei Ji's grasp.Few people in this world can escape his clutches. This question may seem simple, but it is actually a trap.If he answered that the bird was alive, Fei Ji tightened his five fingers, and the bird would immediately become dead; if he answered that the bird was dead, he would immediately put the bird back no matter how Tian Linger answered, Fei Ji was already invincible land. One tenth of the stick of incense burned very quickly, and everyone looked at Tian Ling'er silently, waiting for her answer.

I admit defeat in this round, but I have one condition.Tian Ling'er's eyes were red.What conditions?Fei Ji was very proud. Tian Linger said: I hope you put the bird back and let her live happily with her father, mother, brothers and sisters. Will you admit defeat if I let you go?Um.Fei Ji immediately agreed, for fear that Tian Ling'er would regret it. Tian Ling'er ran over and put the baby bird into the bird's nest with her small hands, with a sunny smile on her tearful face, she actually smiled happily when she lost: Xiaoqiu, can you help me put the bird's nest on the eaves Under the original place?

Of course you can, it’s just a matter of lifting your finger.Xiaoqiu answered very happily, he is very happy to do this kind of thing. The bird's nest was put back smoothly, and Fei Ji signaled one of his men to bring a sieve for washing vegetables from Ah Huang's kitchen, and a second question came up: please fill the sieve with water. The sieve is specially used for washing rice and vegetables. There are many small holes for water leakage. Once water is added, the water will flow away from the bottom of the sieve. How can it be filled with water?This is simply impossible.Fei Ji's questions became trickier one by one. Tianlinger begged Xiaoqiu again: Can you help me lift the big water tank out? Xiaoqiu is obliged, but she is also a little puzzled: No matter how much water there is in the tank, it will still run out.The water tank was quickly carried into the house. The water tank in Ah Huang's kitchen was so big that it could accommodate several people. There were two very large tanks in the tavern, one was a wine tank and the other was a water tank. Tian Ling'er picked up the sieve and threw it into the water tank without any hassle. The sieve floated for a moment and then sank into the water: it was now full of water, and it would always be. Does that count?Fei was greatly surprised.This question was deliberately making things difficult, and he himself didn't know the answer. Of course, Shenyan suddenly said that Tian Ling'er had inadvertently told us the true meaning of life. Xiaoqiu asked: What is it?Please advise sir. God's eyes become full of piety and emptiness: the true meaning of life is like filling a sieve with water, not pouring small cups into small cups, but putting individuals into the ocean of life.Only when you integrate into the life like the sea, life has meaning. Xiaoqiu happily announced the results loudly: Tianlinger won four wins, two losses and one draw, and Tianlinger won! Fei Ji hurriedly said: I still have one question that I haven't asked yet. There are a total of eight questions, seven of which have already been asked. If you ask another question, you win, but you still lose.Xiaoqiu said that at most Tianlinger had four wins, three losses and one draw.Ha ha. Fei Ji was unconvinced, saying that Tianling'er was disgraced for winning, and that Xiaoqiu and Shenyan were unfair.Just as he was shouting, a slight cough suddenly sounded from a coffin outside the door, Fei Ji immediately remained silent, and his divine eyes obviously knew who was in the coffin, so all the voices fell silent.Someone cleared their throat to express that I am going to speak, please be quiet.Such people are of course powerful people. The voice in the coffin was majestic and clear: First, Fei Ji lost.Second, let everyone in the Murong family go back.Thirdly, let them take away the corpses of Ah Huang and Li San and put them in the ground for safety.If the members of the Murong family want to take revenge, the people from the Qianzhuang will accompany them at any time.But that's the end of today's business. Fei Ji was so angry that he didn't dare to say it, even claiming it was. The person in the coffin said again: Actually, we should thank this little girl today, she taught us benevolence, tolerance, calmness and self-confidence.He is also called: Fei Ji.Now, from now on, you are the slave of this little girl, and you must keep your promise.yes. The person in the coffin finally said: Let's go.Fei Ji stood there and walked away, and it was not right if he didn't leave, it was a dilemma because he now belonged to Tian Ling'er. Tian Ling'er giggled coquettishly: Hurry up and leave!Really want me to feed you like a pig. Feeling relieved, Fei Ji hastily shouted: "Let's go." A group of people in linen and filial piety, carrying ten coffins, quickly disappeared into the corner of the street in the middle of the night, leaving behind a pile of paper money, which was blown by the wind and flew in mid-air. The story ends well.The events of this day left a deep impression on Xiaoqiu, and she got a good inspiration: Jianghu does not rely entirely on swords, but love and wisdom.So sometimes you might as well put away your sword, have a smile, make some friends, make some friends, drink a glass of wine, taste a cup of strong tea, read a good book, and play an ancient tune.Heroes don't put on a straight face every day and pretend to be cool and handsome.Life is hard enough, why can't our heroes laugh and be happier?Can't be more free and easy and casual?Some people just keep working hard in life, and hard work is the proof of living. What is the meaning of such a life? Live well, live happily, live bravely and strong for those who love you and those you love, this is life!Joy is the essence of life!