Chapter 63 Chapter 62: Yuchi Gong Falsely Calls a Crazy Devil Tang Gaozu Bestows Whips

But he said that Cheng Yaojin invited Qin Wang and Xu Maogong to come inside. After seeing the ceremony, they sat down. Qin Wang said: "I heard that Brother Luo was killed in battle, but where is his coffin?"Bite gold way: in the back hall.Qin Wangdao: "Brother Cheng Wang is upright and polite, and I will pay homage to the lonely family."Cheng Yaojin received the decree and hurriedly went to rectify the sacrificial ceremonies, and immediately led Qin Wang and Maogong to the back hall.When the King of Qin saw the filial curtain, he couldn't help but burst into tears. He offered incense and saluted, and cried: "Brother Luo Wang!How can a lonely family be willing to part with you?You have made great contributions, but you cannot enjoy the blessing of peace, and died on the battlefield for your lonely family.It is the crime of being alone.Today, the lonely family is here to pay homage to you. If you are not happy, you can come and enjoy this sweetness!Then he burst into tears.

Inside, Mrs. Luo knew that King Qin was here to pay homage, and she was heartbroken and cried very sadly.The old lady saw her daughter-in-law crying, thinking that her husband died, all thanks to this son, and now he died for the country, so she couldn't cry.When Xu Maogong saw it, he also shed tears.Seeing that they were crying sadly, Cheng Yaojin burst into tears and said: Ah!My Naluo brother!The Tang family has no conscience, they don't use us in normal times, but now they don't know where to kill them, and they are here with the Niubi Taoist, crying like a mouse, pretending to be merciful.He wanted to trick us into competing with him for the world and the place.I think Brother Luo is an invincible hero, he fell into the scheme of the two kings of Yin and Qi for nothing, and died under thousands of arrows.Ah!Brother Luo!

The crying was so loud that it alarmed Qin Shubao.He was lying in bed due to illness, and when he heard a lot of crying, he asked, "Why is there such a crying today?"The general said: "It's the King of Qin and Master Xu Maogong who pay homage to Lord Luo here, so there is a lot of crying."When Shubao heard this, he wiped his eyes with both hands and said, "Has King Qin come?"I'm going to see him.Quickly got up, the disease healed three points without knowing it, went to the back hall, and called: "Where is the master?"Qin Wangdao: "Brother Qin Wang, the lonely family is here to visit you."When Shubao saw King Qin, he hurriedly saluted and asked, "how can my lord come here today?"The envoys were overjoyed to see the lord, but there must be something to say when they come.Qin Wangdao: "Brother Wang, you still don't know that Liu Heikai of Mingzhou, who claimed to be the King of the Later Han Dynasty, declared that he would avenge Xiaming King Dou Jiande. Die, seize Yulin Pass, and now soldiers are approaching Zijin Pass.The father ordered the two kings of Yin and Qi to fight, and they were defeated. When they came back to ask for help, they met Brother Luo who came to Beijing to visit his lonely family. The two kings saw him and asked him to be a pioneer.Because the two kings could not use talents, Brother Luo was plotted against by thieves.Now that Zijinguan is in danger, the father pardoned the lonely family and released him from prison, and he made meritorious deeds.Gu Jin came here under the imperial decree, and asked Brother Qin Wang to go and make meritorious service in defeating the enemy.

When Shubao heard the words, he called out: My lord, the brothers of the Luo family died for the country. I have pity on his mother and wife, who are left alone.Because the minister is a close relative, he should stay at home to take care of him.My lord wants to retire from Mingzhou soldiers, but find someone else to go!Xu Maogong said: "Today, I come to summon you by imperial decree, and I also want to summon Yuchi Jingde."The sage has a plan to go first, but he is still afraid that the two kings of Yin and Qi will deceive each other, so I will give you two whips to beat the faint king at the top and the treacherous ministers at the bottom.No matter the king's relatives or relatives, they all play first and then play.I advise you to go!Cheng Yaojin said: "The theory is that you shouldn't go. If you seal the whip and order to beat first and then play, if these two treacherous kings continue to make trouble, I will beat him to death first."If the Holy Majesty seals my axe, I will cut him seventeen or eighteen pieces.Brother Qin, let's go!Shubao shouldn't.

I also saw a young servant coming out of it, about three or four years old, dressed all in white, walking up to the King of Qin, and shouting: "Emperor Laozi, my father died for you, and I want you to pay for it!"The king of Qin asked, "Who is this?"Cheng Yaojin said: "It's the son of Luo Cheng, named Luo Tong. Although he is young, he is very powerful. He is really the son of a general. He must be a brave general later on."King Qin was overjoyed, stretched out his hand to pick up Luo Tong, put it on his lap, and called out: "My lord, if it was the lonely family who killed your father, the lonely family will never forget your father's loyalty!"Then he said to Shubao and Yaojin: "If I want to adopt Luo Tong as my son, what does Erqing think?"Shubao said: My lord, this is the nobleman looking up!Calling Luo Tong to come down, he bowed to the lord, Shu Bao helped Luo Tong, and bowed eight times to the King of Qin. Inside, Mrs. Luo set out wine, and asked the King of Qin to sit up, and all the people below sat down one by one.King Qin talked about going to Chang'an, and Shubao Yaojin had to agree.

The next day, Shubao and Yaojin bid farewell to Mrs. Qin, Mrs. Luo, and their own children, and went out with King Qin.Go to a secluded place, recruit soldiers, and look at the mountain together and set off.Not a day later, they arrived at Zhi Farm in Shuozhou, and Ma Yixian chose a secluded place to lay down. The four of them changed into casual clothes and walked all the way to Jingde's house.Long ago, there was a group of elders who drank with Jingde every day.Seeing the majesty and dignified appearance of the four people, they knew that they were the great nobles of the Tang Dynasty, and hurriedly came to report to Yu Chigong, saying: "Today, four nobles from Chang'an, with 500 troops, are stationed in a secluded place."Those four nobles changed into casual clothes, came on foot, and asked the general where he lived, for some reason?After hearing this, Yu Chigong thought to himself: This must be something that the king of Tang has to do. He sent four ministers to lead the army to invite me.But I think the officials of the Tang family can do it well.The day before yesterday I exchanged my life several times for credit, and I was bullied by two treacherous kings. If Shangshu Liu Wenjing hadn't rescued me, I would have been tortured to death by him.Now that I return to the fields and eat by myself, I feel carefree, so why bother to become an official?He came looking for me today, I have a reason.

Then he went inside and told the two ladies, black and white, to say: "Stop stopping, if the king of Tang sends someone to look for me here, you just say: I am suffering from madness, and I can't even recognize people. You must not forget it."The two ladies responded: I know.Yu Chigong then went to the kitchen, took the black coal from the stove, rubbed it all over his face, and tore his clothes to pieces, like the flower of a stove king jumping on December 24th.Seeing his appearance, the two wives almost fell down laughing.At that moment, the king of Qin, Maogong, Shubao and Yaojin came to visit Yuchigong's gate, walked in and sat down.Yao Jin shouted loudly: Is Heitan Tuan at home?Inside, Mrs. Hei asked: Is that it?Yaojin said: "It's Cheng Yaojin who is your matchmaker."When Mrs. Hei heard the word Cheng Yaojin, she walked out of the outer hall with Mrs. Bai to have a look. Seeing that King Qin, Shubao and Maogong were all here, she shouted: ah!It turns out that Lord Chitose is here too!That is to say, after seeing the ceremony, he also attended the ceremony with Shubao, Yaojin and Maogong.The maid inside brought out tea, and after eating, the two wives asked, "I don't know what you can do when the thousand-year-old is here?"The king of Qin will say something in detail.The two wives said: "Master Qiantui doesn't know yet. My husband suffered from insanity for some reason a few days ago. He yelled every day and couldn't even recognize people. How can he send troops to fight?"Wouldn't it be a waste of a thousand years of driving?When King Qin heard the words, he just fell down and sighed.

Maogong sneered and asked, "Where are you now?"Before the words were finished, they suddenly heard yelling from inside, King Qin and the other three hurriedly looked up, only to see Yuchi Gong running out, shouting: "It's not good!"Oh no!It turned out that all the ghosts and monsters came to worship my birthday.Pointing to Qin Shubao, he said: You are the Sea Dragon King.After seeing King Qin, he said: You are Liu Wuzhou.He said to Mao Gong: You are Qiao Gongshan.He grabbed Yaojin's hand and said: You are a willow spirit, you stole the fairy peach, made friends with the Dragon King of the Four Seas, joined forces with shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and came to snatch my treasure, and now I have caught you here.Pulling Yaojin, he fell to the ground.Rolling around, suddenly got up again, and said: "Now I am going to become a tiger and eat people."With a cry, he turned a somersault and went in.When King Qin saw it, he felt very uncomfortable, knowing that he could not go, so he had to tell everyone not to go.Everyone agreed, and then stood up.The two wives sent each other out, and seeing four of them gone, Mrs. Hei said to Mrs. Bai: "Today, my husband is insane, and in such a state, even the military adviser who didn't know the prophet was deceived."The two ladies laughed out loud.

Besides, the four kings and ministers of Qin still came to a secluded place and asked five hundred soldiers to go back to Chang'an.The king of Qin was on his way, lamenting what a pity.Mao Gong said with a smile: "My lord, you don't know the details yet."Now Cheng Yaojin can be sent to go, so it is guaranteed that Yu Chigong will not go crazy.The king of Qin was overjoyed and secretly ordered Yaojin to lead two hundred soldiers to go and act.Bite the golden collar order, disguise two hundred people as minions, and pretend to be a king, go back to Zhinongzhuang, and surround the village gate.He said: I am the king of Qiushi Mountain Dutian, and I heard that there are two black and white wives of Meng Haigong in the village, who are well-groomed.Hurry up and send me to be Mrs. Yazhai, and everything will rest.If there is even a half-rejection, cut that Yu Chigong's dog head into two pieces!

The neighbors and friends in the village were all panicked when they heard this, and rushed to report to Yu Chigong.That Yuchi Gongzheng pretended to be insane, and sent the king of Qin and his ministers away. He had a plan for himself, and had a happy drink with the two wives, black and white. When he heard that his neighbors reported the incident, he immediately cursed angrily: "Where are the thieves, how dare you come here!"Then he got on his horse with a whip and ran out of the village gate.Sure enough, there was a great king with a round cinnabar face, originally painted in color, holding a spear, and I couldn't recognize him anymore.Seeing Yuchi Gong come out, Yao Jin shouted loudly, "You nigger, quickly bring the two wives you took away, and be the wife of the village with me, the king of Dutian, and I will spare you, the black thief, your death."If you say no, I will cut you into two pieces!Yuchi Gong was furious when he heard this.Raise the steel whip to beat, bite the gold gun, and go back to the horse.Yuchi Gong yelled, "You bastard, where are you going!"Afterwards, when they rushed over, they suddenly saw three people coming out of the woods, but they were the King of Qin, Shu Bao, and Mao Gong. They all laughed and said: "General Yuchi, you are so crazy!"Bite the gold way: "The matchmaker can't recognize him, so he kills him!"When Yu Chigong saw King Qin, he shouted: "Forget it, I fell into the strategist's trick!"Dismount quickly to make amends, please go to the house and serve wine to meet the wind.The King of Qin narrated the whole story in detail, Yu Chigong had no choice but to say goodbye to the neighbors with his two wives, got up with the King of Qin, and headed for Chang'an.

After a few days on the road, I arrived in Chang'an to meet Gaozu.Gaozu Dayue immediately issued a decree: "Now Liu Heita's soldiers invaded Zijin Pass, and it was difficult to resist the enemy because of the loss of soldiers and generals."I think that neither of you can win, so I specially send the people of the world to call you here, and hope that you will not forget your past mistakes.Now I give you a whip, regardless of the king's relatives and relatives, if there are lawbreakers, they will be beaten first and played later.Just ordered Shubao and Jingde to take the whip and go up to the hall. Gaozu took up the imperial pen and wrote: The emperor gave the whip to respect virtue, regardless of the royal relatives and relatives of the country, if they encountered illegal and false things, they would be beaten to death without stopping. After writing, pay it to Yu Chigong, and Yu Chigong kowtows to thank you.Gaozu mentioned the imperial pen again and wrote: Amnesty bestowed on the two roots of the benefactor, who specially attacked the treacherous ministers in the court, regardless of the king's relatives and relatives, and let the latter carry out the execution. After writing, give the words to Shubao, and Shubao kowtows to thank you.Gaozu said: "My dear friends, please go to the teaching ground to gather troops and supervise the generals to defeat the enemy and make meritorious deeds. There will also be rewards."Shubao and Jingde said: "Your Majesty, I must go with the king of Qin on this trip to boost the army's prestige."Gaozu Zhunzuo ordered the king of Qin to go with him, and set up his teacher immediately to go to Zijinguan. The two kings of Yin and Qi, seeing their father's royal pen and writing in person, ordered them to give them whips, and secretly complained, fearing that Wei Chigong would take revenge in the future, and fear again , helpless, press the button. Let's talk about Liu Wenjing leading the troops to Zijin Pass, that is, with Ma Boliang as the vanguard, and losing several battles in a row, Wen Jing said angrily: "How can such a useless general guard this pass?"So he went to the court, dismissed Ma Boliang and went home.Who would have thought that Ma Boliang would cry to his sister Mrs. Liu, but Mrs. Liu would get annoyed because she didn't know the righteousness, and said to Ma Boliang: "Your brother-in-law is so heartless!"Both of my parents died, only you as a brother, why did you make such a murderous move and drive you back from your job.Forget it, brother, your brother-in-law is now making a statue of Liu Wuzhou at home, and he only wants to report this matter to see if he can succeed in his official duties!Ma Boliang was overjoyed, he stripped off Liu Wuzhou's clothes, took the clothes, and entered the court early the next day.Gao Zu didn't notice the matter, and was furious for a while, so he hurriedly ordered soldiers to surround the gate of the house. He first killed Mrs. Liu, and then killed all the old and young. Besides, when the king of Qin arrived at Zijin Pass, he didn't see Liu Wenjing. He didn't know the reason until he asked about the reason.The king of Qin was shocked, and wrote a book overnight, explaining Liu Wuzhou's troubles in detail, and sent officials to Chang'an to play the performance.Longyan was furious, so he sent an order to cut Ma Boliang into pieces and cut off all his family members.It is just that harming others will eventually harm oneself, and retribution is fair.This remark does not express. Besides, when Qin Wang's soldiers and horses came to Guanzhong, why didn't Liu Heitai come to attack?Luo Cheng killed almost half of them because he led 100,000 soldiers. He was cowardly and wanted to learn Wang Shichong's story. He sent officials to hire four princes to defeat Tang soldiers.Do you mean those four princes?One is Zhu Deng of Nanyang, who is the son of Wu Yunzhao, Marquis of Nanyang, who inherited and raised Zhu Can at the beginning, so he is called Zhu Deng; the other is Shen Faxing of Suzhou; the other is Tang Bi of Shandong; .I don't know when it will arrive, and I will listen to the next chapter to break it down.