Chapter 18 16. Backdrop

one Wu Qiang and Teacher Yang had a private chat: Moravia’s novel (Note) was about a husband who had many shortcomings. His wife hated him and finally ran away.Is it right?Wu Qiang asked. Yes. Why did the person who wrote this novel speak out all the shortcomings of the hero as advantages?That's obviously not an advantage! That's right, that's obviously not an advantage, but the male lead thinks it's an advantage.The author may mean that some people have no self-knowledge. He messed up things, but after thinking about it, it is the fault of others. Speaking of this, a mirage suddenly appeared in Mr. Yang's mind.At the school's 10th anniversary party, the students performed a play.Of course they were inexperienced, but it didn't matter, seeing people they knew well on stage was already a pleasure in itself, so that night, the auditorium was full of seats, similar to the grand occasion of a business card screening.When the play was halfway through, there was a line that read:

Actress: Do you like me? Actor: Of course. Actress: (pointing to the vase of flowers on the table) Fold a flower for me. Actor: (presented by folded flowers) Actress: (sniffing flowers) Ah!This flower is so beautiful!It smells so good! (to the man) Sit down! Actor: (takes two steps back and sits down) When it came to this episode, the actor was a little flustered.The heroine asked: Do you like me?The male protagonist said in a hurry: No!The heroine was stunned and couldn't continue. The two of them looked at each other and looked at you on stage, at a loss for what to do.The audience knew that something was wrong and shouted: OK!The prompter standing behind the stage hurriedly told the hero to fold flowers!Go fold flowers!The male lead folded a flower and gave it to the female lead, the female lead sniffed the flower and told you to sit down.At this time, the male protagonist was really nervous, and forgot to take two steps back, so he sat down. As a result, instead of sitting on the chair, he fell on his back.The audience shouted again: Good!And applaud enthusiastically.

Returning from the illusion to reality, Mr. Yang asked Wu Qiang: During the school celebration, some students put on a play, have you seen it? Seen. do you remember?There was a mistake in the performance, but everyone applauded instead. Remember. Since the performance was wrong, why should we applaud it?You must know that this is booing.The function of backlash is to stimulate the actor's shame and embarrassment; to the audience, it exaggerates the shortcomings of the play and draws everyone's attention.Therefore, downvoting is a method of criticism.It was in this way that Moravia criticized the unmanly husband.

Has anyone written essays this way? some!In fact, we often use this method to express opinions when we speak.We see a man wearing a strange hat, and we are likely to say to him: Your hat is so beautiful!Someone has done something sorry to us, we are likely to say: good!As the saying goes: if a man is not for himself, heaven and earth will perish. Is this sentence really advocating selfishness?No, it's a painful accusation of selfishness.As the saying goes, the rich sit at the table. Is this advocating politeness?No, it points out that there are many people in society who are too snobby.These are all irony and booing.

Mr. Yang thought for a while, then said: There should be many examples in literature.I remember that in Dream of Red Mansions, Mother Jia had a maid named Yuanyang.An old man in Jia's mansion saw the beauty of the mandarin duck, so he insisted on asking her to be his concubine.Yuanyang refused and cried to Jiamu.When the old lady heard this, she trembled with anger.In the big family described in the Dream of Red Mansions, the old lady's anger is a world-shattering event, and everyone is terrified. Sister Feng is the only one who pretends to be indifferent and says to Jia Mu: You can't blame others, you must blame the old lady. .Who taught the old lady to be so good at conditioning people?Who taught you how to make mandarin ducks so cute?This seems to be a complaint, but it is actually a compliment, so the old lady immediately responded with anger, and everyone was relieved.

I also remember a line from Shakespeare that used something similar.He held Julius Caesar translated by Zhu Shenghao in his hand.The great man of Rome, Caesar, was stabbed to death by his subordinate Brutus.After Caesar's death, another of his subordinates, Anthony, asked to go to the square to deliver a memorial speech to the people. Brutus agreed, but there was one condition attached: You can't speak ill of us.Antony accepted this condition, and in his speeches repeatedly stated that Brutus was a man of honor, but when the people heard him, a storm arose and they insisted on killing Brutus.

Mr. Yang's last words are: It is very possible to write essays in the way of applause, but unfortunately we cannot find the most typical model essays right away. two Where can I find a model essay?Mr. Yang has this idea from time to time. I need a sample essay: Written in a boisterous way.He reminded himself every now and then. Ever seen an article like this?Have this impression?He often asked his friends this question, and the friend frowned and shook his head. Almost disappointed, he thought he would never find it again, but it took no effort to open the newspaper that day. After reading an article, he shouted: Yes!

This article discusses the improvement of buses. There are too few buses, the passengers are too crowded, the attitude of the driver and the bus driver is too bad, public opinion has repeatedly demanded improvement, but the bus is still the same.This makes sense. In my opinion, taking the bus is a very beneficial exercise.Before getting into the car, everyone is scrambling and rushing to the door, which is exactly like playing football.When you squeeze into the car, you are just a brick built into the human wall, with pressure from all directions, and you are not a brick after all, so you must use your strength to resist the pressure from all sides.When the car is moving, it is bumping and swinging, and it is going to turn suddenly. You have to adjust the center of gravity and redeploy the defense force from time to time. In this way, all the muscles in the body have the opportunity to exercise.Sometimes, the wheels would stop suddenly, and the whole car would rush forward like a group of bubble gum urchins, leaving a large space in the back of the car.This not only reminds you once again that the law of inertia is reliable, but also proves that the crowding of passengers in the car is not as bad as rumored.Naturally, in this process of rushing forward and back, everyone can develop the ability to cope with sudden changes.Finally, you get out of the car, and you come home from the gym or stadium, with free blood, increased lung capacity, and a healthy metabolism.And all of this is done on the way home, and does not need to take up additional time.

As for Miss Che Zhang, they are some girls who are always angry.We don't know why she's angry, but, I think, we should salute her as we would an angry frog.She always thinks that you get on the bus too fast and get off too slowly. Every time she closes the car door, she almost pinches your fingers. If you ask her at which stop she should get off and change cars, it is really stupid. For stupid people, we It is also ignored.Don't be angry, patience is the most important virtue, life is to learn patience, who doesn't know this motto? Besides, fate has not always been this bleak.Sometimes, when you or I are walled in, there might be a beautiful tile next to it, that is to say, next to a beautiful girl.You couldn't be this close to her anywhere else except in a crowded bus like this.Since neither of you is a brick, you two are dancing when the car is bouncing and bouncing.Entering such a dance floor, you only spend one yuan on the ticket, and you save the fare of the car to go home.

Why change the status quo of the bus?Let it stay the same! This article became a handout for a composition class.When distributing the handouts, Mr. Yang added an explanation: Generally, essays are written from the front. If it is right, the author says it is right, and if it is wrong, the author says it is wrong.However, there is another way of writing. When someone is wrong, the author insists that he is right; when something is wrong, the author insists that he is right.This way of writing is definitely not telling lies, but deliberately speaking irony, so that readers will know it is irony at a glance.Please note that there are two conditions for writing this way. First, the writing is ironic.Second, you can tell it's irony at a glance.Writing in this way can be very humorous and playful, or if it is not done well, it can also be very frivolous and mean.

Students are very interested in this style of writing.The writing training they usually receive is all well-behaved. After a long time, they feel dull. Now they suddenly heard that writing articles can be deliberately ironic. Everyone feels like they are on vacation. Everyone is eager to try, so it happened One thing below. Several schools in the vicinity decided to join forces to hold a speech contest, and each grade in each school would appoint a representative to participate.Lu Zhunian was chosen as one of the representatives because of his correct Mandarin and chic appearance.In the past few days, he held the topic every day to study how to write that speech.The topic is my view on vicious tutoring. Teacher, I will give a speech by booing, okay? Teacher Yang pondered.This is very difficult.Speech is not like writing an article. It has tone and expression. When you speak ironically, you have to use tone and expression to help. Teacher Lu Zhunian continued to ask. All right, give it a try.You write the manuscript first. My Views on Bad Tutoring In my opinion, vicious tutoring has many benefits. The so-called vicious tutoring refers to tutoring regardless of winter and summer vacations, day or night.Tutoring requires tuition fees. Therefore, parents of students have to spend a large amount of money every year in addition to the regular tuition fees. With this money, teachers' remuneration can be improved, and teachers' remuneration should be improved.This is the first benefit of vicious tutoring. Vicious tutoring probably starts from the fifth grade of elementary school.Some schools are particularly early, beginning in fourth grade.Primary school students in the fourth and fifth grades do not play games, do sports, sing, or listen to stories. To see a physician, some students are listless and depressed every day, so they have to see a neurologist.In this way, the doctor's business will improve, the medical industry can develop, and the public will increase a lot of medical knowledge.This is another benefit of vicious tutoring. Mencius said that if God wants to produce a great person, he must be tortured in various ways first, so that he does not have enough to eat, does not wear warm clothes, does not have enough sleep, and is exhausted all day long.Before a great man can become a great man, he has to worry his brains, endure what he can't bear, and endure what he can't bear, and then he has the hope of becoming a great man.We hope that the next generation will have a few more great men, but who will let them suffer from cold and hunger?Who will deprive them of rest and sleep?Who can make them tempted?Of course it is vicious tutoring, and vicious tutoring is the preparatory class for great men.Here's my take on vicious tutoring. Mr. Yang considered this manuscript carefully, and then took it to Director Hu to discuss it repeatedly. Then Lu Zhunian tried to speak again and again, correcting his shortcomings in tone and expression, and finally let him take this speech manuscript. three After Mr. Yang's advocacy and Lu Zhunian's demonstration, irony has become a fad for a while.Once, when the classmates were chatting and talking about dancing, a student said: "Dancing is very good. If your shoes are worn out, you can replace them with new ones; you have more and more boyfriends every day. If you accidentally make social news, you can also publish it in the newspaper." Show off. In order to serve passengers, buses have built shelters at many stops, so that people who get on and off the bus are not exposed to the rain and the sun.There is a bus shelter nearby, the skeleton has already been erected, but for some reason, it has not been covered for a long time.A student said: This is very good!You can stand here to take a shower on rainy days. Every morning, students leave home for school and listen to the weather forecast as usual.Forecasts are often inaccurate, causing people to complain.Some people say: Don't complain, the weather is unpredictable, and the weather forecast should be inaccurate. Only if it is inaccurate can the power of God be displayed. Otherwise, everyone is not afraid of God, so what?Besides, the government is cracking down on illegal buildings, and those residents were completely unprepared when a typhoon suddenly blown their wooden houses down, saving the government from sending people to demolish them. One student said: Why must we wear uniforms?Wouldn't it be nice to dress casually?Another student interface: Yes!Rich students dress colorfully, which can also stimulate poor students to make progress. Here and there, there are more quarrels and disputes.For example, after a student was selected as a model student, the following dialogue occurred: A: Hello!Model student! B: What, do you think I'm not a model enough? A: You man!I am more concerned than before! B: Yes?I used to be stupid, not as smart as you. A: Our relationship has always been very good B: It's a pity that it's not getting better now. The consolation is that Lu Zhunian came back with a big silver shield, and he got full marks in Mandarin and appearance, taking advantage of it.As for the content of his speech, it also attracted the attention of many judges.One of the judges gave Lu Zhunian a full score in one item of content, but called him over afterwards: Mr. Yang taught you Chinese? Yes. Mr. Yang is my good friend, I write a letter, you take it for me. Mr. Yang opened the letter, in addition to greetings, it mentioned Lu Zhunian's speech.The letter said: This style of applauding avoids a lot of clichés, and it does show its characteristics at the speech meeting.However, the method of irony is used as a last resort. The so-called last resort means that it is inconvenient to say something directly, so we have to go around the corner. Young people have no sense of propriety, and they may become frivolous.Teaching is like helping an intoxicated person, who will fall from side to side after being helped up. My brother must have this experience. Mr. Yang felt that this old friend was really warm-hearted and his views were right, so he immediately replied with a long letter. (Note) See the previous cafe.