Chapter 24 Chapter 52 Zhuge Wuhou scolds Wang Lang

Ding Hao snorted coldly, and asked Professor Jiang: I don't know which famous person this old man is? When Professor Jiang heard the word celebrity, he was startled. He didn't dare to call himself a celebrity. What if the boy said that the old beggar had recited a poem and asked him to teach him something? Lu Renjia said sternly: This is Professor Jiang from Guangyuan University, and he will be promoted to a doctorate degree in Tokyo Taixue soon.What are your intentions, you lowly slave and troublemaker? Ding Hao said with a half-smile: So it's Professor Jiang, it's fine if it's not a celebrity, hehe, it's fine if it's not a celebrity.

Although he is proud, he does not dare to forget himself. The less people offended, the better. Lu Renjia is a lowly slave, and he cannot be spared lightly. However, Professor Jiang is a figure in the officialdom anyway, but it cannot be overstated. offend. Hearing what he said, Lu Renjia only scorned herself, but she couldn't recite a word that could surpass the popularity of the song "Nian Nujiao", and her heart was more uncomfortable than frying oil. In a panic, she blurted out: In the hall, who is not a person with status and status, a house slave is so unscrupulous and speaks out loud, and the one who has no master doesn't say a word, this mistress and servant haha!I don't know if it's Weinan Yuxia or Zehui's servant!

When Lu Renjia uttered these words, he felt great regret immediately. He had rarely been disobeyed like this in his life, and he was so angry that he made a big mistake in saying this sentence. When he came out, he lowered his style.Sure enough, many people in the hall heard it, and their faces were a little ugly. Since you are famous for being crazy, then Taiwei Fucheng can't talk about knowing how to advance and retreat, scolding steward Ding, and can't talk about being condescending. It's for real people.But with your clumsy words, you actually use this kind of thing to make a fuss, using young girls as masters and young male servants as a topic, and attracting people's thoughts of adultery, this is simply a shrew in the market, and your style is too old. He shook his head slightly, greatly disapproving.

Ding Hao was furious when he heard this: This crazy student, with a withdrawn and arrogant personality, is just like Mi Heng of the Three Kingdoms. In terms of character, he is not as good as Mi Heng Wanwan.Since you despise yourself, I'm afraid to scold you to death, you bitch! In a blink of an eye, he saw Ding Yu's pretty face turned white with anger, so he suppressed his anger, turned away from the two of them, turned to Mrs. Cheng and said: "Thanks to the old birthday star for taking a high look, I let Xiaomin enter this White Tiger Hall, and Xiaomin is deeply impressed. Now quarreling with the population and disturbing the interest of the old birthday star is the fault of Xiaomin.Xiaomin wants to apologize, but Xiaomin can neither sing nor dance, and he doesn't know anything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.After thinking about it, I can only tell a joke to the old birthday star. If this joke can make the old birthday star happy, it will be the best of Xiaomin's wishes.

All the men and women in the hall stared wide-eyed, none of them knew what kind of tricks he was going to play.Jokes, of course they understand, when acquaintances are having fun together, they also joke and tell jokes, but in this situation, he actually wants to tell jokes? Everyone knew that there must be something weird, so their ears were pricked up, as if a house full of rabbits had suddenly appeared, all staring at Ding Hao with piercing eyes. If it was inconvenient for the old birthday star to scold, Ding Hao scolded for her, so the old lady was more pleasing to the eyes of the young man who made a fuss about these sons. Hearing what he said was cute, he responded with a smile: I didn't give birth to you Angry, ha ha, but if you hear a joke, you just say it, as long as it is said by your child, I will love to hear it.

Ding Hao smiled, made a bow, and said: This joke was heard by Xiaomin when he was wandering in Washi, and it was about an incident in the Tang Dynasty.It is said that there are two families in the suburbs of Jinan Prefecture, Shandong Province, one surnamed Zhang and the other surnamed Tian.The two families lived next to each other, and because of things like housing bases and water used in the paddy fields, the two families gradually started to quarrel, and the feud grew deeper and deeper. This kind of thing often happens among the people, and it sounds not uncommon, but when he said he was going to tell a joke, everyone suspected that he was going to make a fuss about Lu Renjia, a well-known person in Lu, but it didn't look like this, so they couldn't help but be full of doubts.

Only the little girl surnamed Zhe held her chin in one hand, and passed the melon seeds into her mouth with the other, knocked her teeth, rolled her tongue, and a melon seed skin fell on the table, knocking with relish, and listening to it with relish , those big watery eyes kept looking at Ding Hao. She couldn't believe that Ding Hao was so angry that he made his eldest daughter cry, and was scolded by Lu Renjia one by one in front of everyone. In the end, he was slandered by Lu Renjia with such unbearable words, and he could bear it.This guy, don't look at him looking listless, but his heart is actually bad.

Ding Hao said: "The two families live so close to each other, and they have formed an enmity with each other. Naturally, the enmity will become deeper and deeper, and it will never be resolved."There were so many men in the Tian family, and the Zhang family was so bullied that they couldn't hold their heads up. In order to express their grievances, the Zhang family spared no expense to make the child study poetry and books. Later, the child traveled around the world and became more and more famous.Although he has never received an official position, many of his scholars have become high-ranking officials. This Zhang, who is praised by others, has also won the reputation of a famous scholar, and he is very famous.

Everyone was nervous for a while, and excited for a while, and they only said in their hearts: Here we come, he said that the celebrity is really going for Mr. Ding'an. Ding Hao continued: "The Zhang family's children have become celebrities, and they have many friends who are officials. Isn't it easy to deal with the enemies?"The Tian family was squeezed out by the Zhang family, and finally the eldest son of the Tian family, who was originally a farmer at home, was angry, abandoned his wife and son, and went out for a living. After hearing this, everyone was full of wonder: I have been studying since childhood, and you have already married a wife and had children to do farming at home, so you only go out to make a living at this time, what kind of career can you make?

But Ding Hao said again: In just one year, the son of the Tian family returned home in plain clothes, and he brought a team of officers and soldiers who were like tigers, and arrested all members of the Zhang family for a crime, and took them to the execution ground to behead. .It wasn't until this time that the people of the Zhang family knew that the son of the Lu family was so cruel that he eunuched himself and entered the palace as a eunuch. Because his surname is Tian, ​​he has won the favor of the eunuch Tian Lingzi, and this time he returns to his hometown in fine clothes to avenge himself with one arrow.On the execution ground, after Zhang's old father figured out what happened, he burst into tears. Seeing the executioners raised their steel knives, Zhang's father suddenly yelled

Ding Hao took a deep breath, and after whetting everyone's appetite, he suddenly shouted in an authentic Shandong Allegro accent: "My son, my son, I knew I would regret it today, what kind of bird did you do?" Celebrities, they are not even as good as their eggs puff!Cough, cough, girl choked a melon seed into her throat, and pressed her chest to cough non-stop. Mrs. Cheng and Tang Yanyan knew that ladies should not laugh when they heard such a joke, but they couldn't bear it anymore, so they had to recite Turning around, I saw their shoulders trembling violently, which shows how intensely they are holding back their laughter.Mrs. Cheng didn't care what Lu Renjia's expression was, she had already laughed heartily. The guests in the hall couldn't bear it at all, and seeing the old birthday man laughing, it was not too much of a crime. This burst of laughter really shook the roof tiles, and many cups and saucers on the table jingled.Xu Zhifu, Professor Jiang, and Du Juren were really embarrassed to laugh out loud. Their faces turned purple, and their eyes protruded. They wondered if they would cause internal injuries. Lu Renjia pointed at Ding Hao, trembling all over his body, like an old man singing a big drama: You are a lowly servile who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth. The old man is talking nonsense, he is not up or down, it is really a decline in the world, and people's hearts are not the same Although this Mr. Ding'an is well maintained, he is also an old scholar who doesn't do labor or exercise.When he got angry, his anger was not enough, and he insisted on talking endlessly. Before he finished this paragraph, he raised his head in resentment, and his body softened, like a withered autumn leaf, solemn and stirring. Falling down gracefully, trembling fingers drew a beautiful arc in the air Seeing him fainting, Ding Hao couldn't help laughing inwardly: I'm scolding you this time, is it the same as when Zhuge Wuhou scolded Wang Lang back then? Smiling in his heart, he screamed in his mouth: No, Mr. Ding'an talks too much, you've lost your temper