Chapter 27 The fifth and fifth chapters of the streaking incident during the Song Dynasty

Upstairs, Mrs. Cheng saw the performance of Wanyu and admired it, and said to Cheng Shixiong: "It's not easy for a girl, it's really not easy. It's a cold day, wearing such thin clothes, just to make my old lady happy. Son, you see her body is as soft as noodles, she should be rewarded with some money. Don't worry, mother, the child knows.After Cheng Shixiong finished speaking, he immediately waved to the side, and a servant rushed over immediately, bowed his waist and laughed, and said, "Master, what do you order?" Just at this time, the girl on the stage shot a poisonous needle, and the servant in the green coat and hat was bending over to listen to Cheng Shixiong's orders, when he suddenly felt an itchy neck, and was bending over to listen to the master's words, he didn't dare to do anything wrong, and waited After listening to Cheng Shixiong's instructions, there was no abnormality on his neck, so he didn't take it to heart.

When the girl on the stage saw that the assassination failed, she was secretly annoyed. At this time, it was impossible to install the poisonous needle into the arrow whistle under the watchful eyes of everyone. After dancing for a while, he made a closing gesture, bowed to each other, and retreated hastily. The housekeeper passed on the master's instructions to Steward Peng downstairs, and Steward Peng went to the cashier to collect the silver reward. Team leader Wu received the silver reward and stood at ease under the stage, full of joy. Then came Lao Jiang who was good at Tibetan art (magic). Seeing that a bowl of jade was rewarded with silver, Lao Jiang couldn't help cheering up and showed his unique skill. He took out a rope and shook it in the wind, and the rope was like a stick. Standing up straight, Mrs. Cheng was amazed.

Lao Jiang threw the rope into the air again, and the rope immediately hung straight in the air. Lao Jiang cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Today is the 60th birthday of the old birthday man, and the little old man came here empty-handed to pay his respects. Isn't it embarrassing?"Fortunately, the little old man also knows a few tricks of heresy. This rope, old birthday star, don't look at it as short, but it can reach the heavenly court. The little old man asked the apprentice to climb up to the heavenly court and stole the rope. Respect your old man. After Lao Jiang finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the little apprentice spat into his palm, then climbed up the rope like a monkey, and disappeared on the roof after a while.

All the spectators stretched their necks to look at the stage, trying to get a glimpse of the mystery of his tricks. At this time, the poison in the servant who had been poisoned by the needle began to take place.He only felt dizzy, short of breath, and a little breathless.He didn't know where he felt uncomfortable, and he didn't dare to lose his manners in front of the old lady and the general, so he could only support himself. Lao Jiang's apprentice climbed up for a while, and a huge birthday peach fell from the sky. The birthday peach was white and red, and it was really gratifying. My unlucky little apprentice finally showed his face this time, and took a heavenly flat peach, and the little old man dedicated this peach to the old birthday star. I wish you, old man, good fortune as long as the East China Sea, and a life as long as Nanshan!

Mrs. Cheng smiled when she heard it, but she forgot about the reward. After Lao Jiang had finished his good words, seeing that Mrs. Cheng hadn't said the reward, he couldn't help frowning, and thought: It seems that I have to work harder to impress This old lady.He immediately gestured quietly to the apprentice hidden on the roof. His Tibetan art of stealing peaches was originally a short story that integrated Tibetan art, but it was only halfway through the performance, and the rest of the performance can continue or stop here, it all depends on the reaction of the audience.At this time, seeing that the old lady did not give a reward, he continued to perform. He heard a loud cry from the roof and a scream. Lao Jiang raised his head in a hurry, and a huge human head fell from the roof dripping with blood. When it came down, it hit the stage with a bang, and there was a burst of exclamation from the audience.

Lao Jiang also stood up in panic, and saw arms, arms, and thighs falling one after another from the sky. He didn't know what they were made of, but it seemed real. Lao Jiang held the head and cried Said: "The little old man offended the Immortal Mansion. This is the Immortal punishing the young apprentice. Pity my apprentice, so he died in the west." The old lady Cheng was terrified when she saw it, and said quickly: "Look at this bloody hula, it's scary, my son, tell him to put it away quickly, change a trick, change a trick Cheng Shixiong opened his mouth to call for people, but the servant standing in the corner was flickering in front of his eyes, and the voice he heard in his ears was flickering. Shen.When Ding Hao saw it, he smiled and said: General Cheng, Xiaomin will go and ask for a reply.

Ding Hao went downstairs to the hut under the opposite stage, opened the curtain and asked: Who is the class leader? The tricksters who were waiting to perform had already gone to the corner outside the building to wait. At this time, there was only one trickster who was acting in the shed. He turned his head and asked, "Who are you, what's the matter?" Ding Hao laughed and said: "Today is Mrs. Cheng's big birthday, so it's fine to offer a birthday peach. Why are the heads and thighs moved out? It's not festive. Please tell the old man on the stage to change it. Otherwise, the silver reward would be in vain.

Ouch, then I have to hurry!Go upstairs and lift the curtain and whisper hello, Lao Jiang's master and apprentice can hear it, so the trickster put down his paintbrush, turned around and ran upstairs, the big man sitting at the stairs couldn't stop him, so he had to Let him go up, wait for him to go upstairs, but also quickly follow. Ding Hao went over to warm the fire, and suddenly heard the sound of the floor slamming, and a short cry of pain, he couldn't help wondering: Did the trickster fall down?He also walked up to the stairs.Ding Hao took a few steps up the stairs. When he reached the shed upstairs, he saw a thin man standing blocking the door. Opposite him, a burly man knocked down the actor just now, and blood spurted from the actor's throat.

When Ding Hao saw it, he burst out into a cold sweat. He knew it was not good and he had no time to think about it. He turned around and was about to run away, but the big man on the opposite side shouted urgently: "Yanyan, get behind!" Hearing the sound, the thin man hurriedly turned around and raised his hand to circle around. Ding Hao felt just like when he was thrown by Ding Yuluo last time. Before he could react, he fell to the ground in a daze.Only then did he realize that there was a big man next to him, that big man was holding a small machete in his hand, leaning over to stab him with a grinning grin.

In the blink of an eye, Ding Hao saw a pattern on his wrist, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a ferocious wolf head. Ding Hao thought about it in astonishment, and hurriedly shouted: You are sent by the Song Dynasty officials to assassinate my general. people? The scimitar in the big man's hand had already pierced Ding Hao's chest, he froze suddenly when he heard these words, a strange look appeared in his eyes.Ding Hao's heart was beating wildly, and his back was covered with cold sweat. He was about to speak again, but his forehead suddenly felt a huge pain, and he fainted immediately. It turned out that the girl dressed as a bowl of jade had jumped over, and the toe of her boot was hard on his forehead. Kicked.

This idiot actually thinks that we are sent by the Song Emperor?The big man couldn't laugh or cry. The woman sneered and said: "There are intrigues among the Han people, and there are endless incidents of usurping the establishment. Do you treat them as monarchs, virtuous ministers, and loyal ministers, and they are of the same mind?"Hmph, it's no different from my northern country.This guy thinks he's smart, but it's a windfall for us, Rang, let him die, let's go!After speaking, he hurried downstairs. At this time, the servant upstairs on the opposite floor saw darkness in front of his eyes, and only the beating heartbeat could be heard in his eardrums.He opened his mouth wide to inhale desperately, but his chest was like a heavy stone, but he couldn't take in a single breath of air. He just felt like he was riding a cloud, top-heavy, like stepping on a sampan bumped by huge waves.On the opposite stage, Lao Jiang took a box, and was saying that he wanted to turn the parts into wholes, give everyone a big change, and let the apprentice come back to life. The servant shook his body a few times, and then fell headlong out of the window, bang It hit the ground with a bang. Cheng Shixiong stood up suddenly when he saw Huo Di, and stood in front of his old lady like a gust of wind, stared at him with tiger eyes, and shouted angrily: What's the matter?Go check it out! Lao Jiang on the opposite stage was doing a dance like a master, he couldn't help being stunned when he saw this situation, he didn't know how the guest on the opposite floor fell down.Cheng Shixiong ordered people to close the doors and windows, settled the old mother, and led a few guards to rush downstairs in a murderous spirit. Surrounded by the guards, he went to the eaves. Already exasperated and dead. Cheng Shixiong squatted down with a sullen face, and after a little inspection, he found that there was a circle of purple and black marks on the neck of the servant. He stared at the circle of purple and blue marks carefully for a long time, and slowly stretched out two fingers, from the neck of the dead body. Pulling out a steel needle as thin as a hair, Cheng Shixiong's eyes suddenly flashed a cold light. At this moment, Yiwanyu, an actor who had been knocked out in the shed opposite the stage, woke up. When she opened her eyes, she saw an actor with a half-painted face lying beside him, with blood gurgling from his throat, almost If it drips in front of my eyes, I feel like seeing a ghost for a while, and I am frightened out of my wits. Horrified, she didn't even notice that she was completely naked. She jumped up and rushed to the stage, screaming with all her strength: "Killer!" After all, Ding Hao is a man, and his ability to resist blows is stronger than that of women. The kick on his forehead caused him to faint for a moment. When the woman yelled sharply, he woke up suddenly. He opened his eyes and saw A large oblique triangle of light appeared in the air, and a naked woman, with a jade back and slender waist, jumped into that light passage like a wave. Ding Hao's eyes widened immediately: Damn, where am I wearing this again? When there was chaos outside, a bowl of jade screamed and ran to the stage.The people in the audience looked up to the stage in astonishment, only to see a naked and naked woman rushing out from behind the stage, kicking down the guzheng in front of the musician and the cymbals in Lao Jiang's hands. Wavy buttocks, shaking countless pairs of eyes for a while