A good man does not live long, but a scourge lasts a thousand years. This is the most reasonable saying and motto that I regard as my standard. After having recognized this noble truth, I was about seven years old when I solved it, and I decided to be a scourge of jealousy and hatred in this life, so as not to accidentally do too many good deeds and let Yama King appreciate it too much. Bazao asked me to die and go to hell to drink tea and play chess with his old man. So basically, I consider myself an ordinary woman who is cold by nature and can't put on a charitable face; and I hope to win the reputation of Du Feifan, the ice girl, after the age of twenty, which sounds ridiculously cool.

But I forgot that the inherent evil of human nature has always allowed human beings to realize it extremely thoroughly.It’s okay for them to be lazy. Before using others, they will first put a big hat on others (such as poor me), and then continue to throw troubles to make those who are capable work harder. carried it. It's unreasonable.Who stipulates that those who do their jobs quickly and well must take on those stupid and lazy jobs that can't keep up with the progress?Those people only need to contribute a flattering and adoring look, and then make others tired. I want to be an ice girl, I want to be a disaster, I want to be alone

However, the reality is cruel.I've been called a well-meaning person, public-spirited, and whatnot by some inexplicable people.What did I do?Counting down the twenty-nine years of my life, what great things have I done to make others admire me so much? On the first day of elementary school, he played a prank and kicked a big fat man into a stinky ditch. He accidentally hit and accidentally saved him from being crushed into meat by a big truck. Not only did he fail in the first round of evil deeds, but he was also appointed as The squad leader was also praised by the county magistrate for reporting the tragedy!

At that time, I just wanted to show my prestige to establish my big sister's style, but I didn't expect to be called the class monitor for six years.At that time, I really wanted to beat my heart and cry. After working hard as a monitor for six years, I worked hard and decided to give it a big fight in middle school.Puberty is the best reason to use it as a bad reason, so I'm not being polite.On the day of registration, I saw a group of non-virtuous people running towards the school gate; it is the fastest way to become famous by directly fighting with the Taibao Taimei on the campus. By then, why are you afraid that the big sister will not be famous?I don't want to be too arrogant to be the big sister. I just want to be a cold, cool, and maverick prodigal son (it's too ugly to say prodigal girls), and let people know that I'm not easy to mess with. no.

So I stuck out my left foot and tripped the skinny monkey at the front, and then I elbowed the second brat's fragile nose, and when I was about to say something harsh in full view, damn it, I rushed from behind A large number of teachers, out of breath, shouted that several Xiao Xiaos had robbed the registration fee and fled without a trace, and the two I defeated were the ones responsible for stealing the money.The other accomplices had already dispersed and ran away, but fortunately hundreds of thousands were not lost, and a dozen famous Xiao Xiao was caught by the police after hunting for wires.

And me, poor me, this time I became a sensation before entering school, and even the governor came to present a certificate of commendation, and I, Du Feifan, became a heroine again.I was also dragged to be a Girl Scout, not to mention a lot of foreign affairs, such as the squad leader, master of ceremonies, and band conductor work all fell on my head!What are you doing!I was even as tired as a dying old dog, and I didn't even have the strength to play tricks. God has been deliberately against me, I am deeply sure. So after I went to a junior college, I basically recognized it.Decided to be a good baby, no longer try to be a big sister, not a bad girl, and don't be any class leader of bowl cakes, class union president, any inappropriate length, I just ask God to let me stay for five years Replenish your energy and store up your energy every year, no matter whether you want to further study or get a job in the future, you will have more energy to take care of some trivial matters.

Not bad, I thought.Although the big hat of being able to do more work has always followed me, at least I have handled it with ease and established my style. God bless, finally, I have a style. I am Du Feifan who is indifferent. Although I participate in the promotion of various activities, I am not enthusiastic; I can do many things well, but I am not too busy. Humans are really weird.I am not a person who is good at dancing, and my speech is a bit harsh and mean, and I am not very humane; but if you don’t blame me, I was actually quite popular when I was in the fifth college, and some people even regarded me as an idol.weird!It's useless to call them boring, maybe they will be more enamored.

I am neither beautiful nor ugly, that is, the kind of ordinary-looking woman you can see everywhere in the street; medium build, slightly tall, and a length of 167. I am quite satisfied that the air I breathe is much fresher than others .However, when I was a child, I was selected as the first place in the cute primary school students held by a children's clothing company, and I also walked a show for them, so generally speaking, the cute younger sister will not be so ugly when she grows up, will she?Absolutely dare not pretend to be the school belle. If you have ever seen the alluring beauty of my classmate Xiao Susu from the fifth junior college, you will know that standing in front of the veritable school belle, we humble and self-ashamed little girls have no choice but to draw a May Spending toilet paper to sob myself has become a joke.

well!Don't mention the past, at most it will shatter the dream of self-hypnosis to be the most beautiful beauty in the past and present.Which woman said that?If you know that your appearance cannot be a weapon to fight in society, then try to enrich your brain. So I have wasted my youth for twenty-nine years. I believe that I have worked very hard to enrich the content of my brain, and I have worked hard to give back the things stored in my brain (whether it is knowledge or straw bags) to the society. I have never been in a daze for a day. Hey, it's kind of shameful to say that.I call myself a full-service volunteer, but I have no compassion at all.I will be a volunteer, and the greatest pleasure is to squeeze money, and to squeeze money openly from all people who have nothing to do with me.What job in the world is more natural than being a volunteer to teach people to be willing to pay for it?

Do volunteers make money?of course not.I have been a volunteer for four years since I came back from the United States with a degree. The reason why I didn’t starve to death is because I married a rich husband. The biggest advantage of being a housewife is that you can have money in your pocket without having to work. Although I don’t know if I am competent as a housewife, it’s only natural for a husband to have money to lend to his wife, isn’t it? I am a Du Feifan who never treats me badly. The business school diploma is not just used as a dowry.Every matter is carefully calculated before making the most self-interested decision, and by the way, the decision that also benefits others.

It's me!Du Feifan, the so-called money-stealing witch is me!It’s just this family, there is no semicolon, and I know it’s harder to take advantage of me than to climb to the sky. Although I’m not very satisfied with the nicknames everyone gave me, but after all, it has something to do with my childhood nightmare side.Quite comforted, I don't care how distasteful these four words look. Having said that, when did I, Du Feifan, care about that kind of detail? Hehehe!I couldn't be more satisfied with my current lifestyle.