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Chapter 3 sound film

Selected Short Stories by Lao She 老舍 2095Words 2023-02-05
The second sister has not seen a movie with sound.But she already had a theory.Before I see it, let me first come up with a set of sayings, not only the second sister, but also many great men; this is called knowing what you know, and knowing what you don’t know.She thought that talking movies were just the sound of the electric motor answering very loudly.Otherwise, when the second sister of the electric man asked the hero and beauty on the screen to ask the electric man to kiss each other, the audience applauded wildly to make it sound.She was so sure of it that she didn't want to look at it at all.Originally, she wasn't very enthusiastic about movies, but whenever Cyborg kissed, she always covered her eyes with her hands.But it is said that talking movies have talking, laughing and singing.She didn't believe it at first, but the reports in all aspects were like this, so she wanted to open her eyes.

The second grandma didn't open her eyes, and the second sister happened to win money playing cards, so she gave a big treat.The second grandma, the third aunt, the fourth aunt, Xiao Tu, Xiao Shun, and Si Gouzi were all invited. The second grandma slept as soon as it got dark, so she could never go to the night show; everyone decided to leave at noon to watch the 2:30pm show.Watching movies is meant to relieve boredom, so it's fine to leave at twelve o'clock.If I go to the station to pick up someone or something, the second sister always goes seven or eight hours early.That year the second brother-in-law went to Tianjin, and the second sister urged him to go to the station three days ago, probably because he might not be able to find a seat temporarily.

An early departure does not necessarily mean an early arrival; otherwise, the earlier the better.It was said to leave at twelve o'clock, but no one left at a quarter past twelve.The second grandma searched for the glasses for a quarter of an hour; it was really hard to find, because the glasses were carried in her waist.Then the third aunt looked for the button, but she couldn't find it after searching four boxes, so she changed clothes.Si Gouzi washed his face for more than a quarter of an hour, and it went smoothly; usually, it takes at least forty minutes to wash each face, and the patrol outside the door needs to help.

let's go.Walked to the entrance of the alley, called a roll, and the little bald disappeared.Everyone turned back home and searched for more than half an hour, but couldn't find it.Everyone decided not to watch movies, and it is more important to find Xiaobald.He took off all the new clothes and went to find Xiaobald separately.At this moment, little bald came back; it turned out that he was running ahead and turned back to look for them.Well, let's get dressed and go, there are plenty of rickshaws outside the alley, so we can't delay anyway. The second grandma gave the price of the car according to the rule when exchanging one hundred and twenty coppers for foreign currency, and don't want one more.In the past few years, she didn't go out much, so she always felt that it was not a fact that the sesame seed cakes sold for three big coppers each, but that everyone was deceiving her.Now the three cents and two cents pulling the cart ask her for it, not because the price of the cart is high, but because she is bullying her that she is too old to walk.She just wanted to show them one.This hang-up is a bit longing: she really has the ambition to take a step forward, but she is not allowed to know whether her feet are forward or backward.The fourth aunt can walk, but it is a pity that she specially put on high-soled shoes to watch a movie, and she seems afraid to lift her feet unless she supports something.She pretended to go to help the second grandma, but in fact she was looking for a support for herself.But everyone could see clearly that if they fell, the two of them must have fallen together.Si Gouzi and the little bald guys were jumping up and down in anxiety.

At last it was almost the same, and we arrived at the cinema at a quarter past three.The movie has already opened.Of course it's the movie theater's fault; don't you know that Second Grandma is here today?The second sister really felt that it was necessary to scold the street, but she didn't scold, she was very civilized sometimes. If you come, you will be safe, and you have voted.As soon as he entered the door, Xiaoshun quit. He was afraid of the dark, and there were red-eyed ghosts in dark places, so he couldn't go in no matter what.The second grandma saw the darkness inside, thought it was already dark, and remembered that she slept comfortably; she suggested taking Xiaoshun home.If it wasn't for the second grandma, the second sister wouldn't be able to think of a treat.Who doesn't know that the second grandma is already half buried in the earth, if she doesn't watch the sound movie, if she interrogates this layer when she meets Hades in the future?We had a family meeting.No, Second Grandma can't leave.

As for Xiaoshun, it's easy to deal with, just buy a few pieces of candy.Eating candy will naturally make you lose sight of the red-eyed ghost.And so it was settled.The fourth aunt helped the second grandma, the third aunt held Xiao Shun, and the second sister greeted Xiao Tu and Si Gouzi.Calling and responding, groping in the dark, although some spectators came to entertain, but everyone looked for seats independently, front and back, left and right, separated and reunited, divided and reunited, with different opinions, and yet Would like to sit together.The second sister's mouth was dry, the second grandmother was panting and coughing, the four dogs were roaring like thunder, and the audience was sweating.

The audience all forgot to watch the movie and ate it together, but they couldn't hold back the second sister's order.The second sister speaks very loudly in public places, or she is an outsider. It wasn't until the electricity in the electric rods in the spectator seats had been exhausted that everyone found the seat.However, you can't just sit down so casually.Everyone must not forget to be humble, let alone in a public place.The second grandma is tall and virtuous, so of course she sits inside.But how could the second grandma be willing to rely on her elders in front of the fourth aunt? The fourth aunt is an aunt;Everyone gave way like a fight, and even the audience around them were so influenced that they shouted for God.It was easy for everyone to feel that they were letting go enough, so they sat down together.But Xiaoshun hasn't bought candy yet!The second sister yelled for the sugar seller, and she shouted so loudly that even the ticket seller came in, thinking that the sugar seller had killed someone.

After buying the candy, the second grandma still hasn't coughed when she remembered a big event.The second grandma coughed for a while, which aroused the filial piety of the second sister, and talked about the funeral of the second grandma with the fourth aunt and third aunt.Old people like the second grandma are not afraid of their children talking about their funeral in person, and are willing to participate in some opinions. If everything else is trivial, I just want a golden nine serial ring.Don't forget to paste a pair of children!Speaking of which, is it over yet?One pile is nested inside another pile, and one pile is connected to another pile. It is strange to say that the more you are in a theater or a movie theater, the more complicated the family affairs are.Everyone just talked about the lively place, suddenly, the lights came on, and people all went out.The second sister called out to sell melon seeds; when it comes to housework, it would not be enough to eat melon seeds.The spectators are here, the show is over, the show doesn't start until 8 o'clock in the evening.

Everyone has to go.It wasn't until the second grandma fell asleep that the second sister thought of asking the third aunt: What did you say about the sound film?The third aunt thought for a while: Whatever it is, I didn't hear it anyway.The fourth aunt was more careful, she said she saw a foreign devil smoking, and the smoke was coming out of his nose, how the movie was made, how ingenious, the nose is smoking, just like the real thing, tell me!Everyone was amazed.
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