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Chapter 6 take office

Selected Short Stories by Lao She 老舍 10909Words 2023-02-05
You Lao Er went to take office. Seeing the office, he slowed down.That place is not big, he knows.He has been in almost all the large and small public offices and gambling dens in the city.He remembered that when he opened the door of this place, he could see Qianfo Mountain.Now he is naturally not in the mood to think about Qianfo Mountain; his responsibility is not light!But he didn't show any panic; after traveling all over the world for many years, he was able to hold on and walked more slowly.Chubby, in his forties, with heavy eyebrows and a yellow face.Gray serge jacket with fat cuffs; blue satin double-faced shoes.Walking steadily, I didn't look at Qianfo Mountain; I thought instead: It seems that I should come by car.No, the guys are all from our own family, and who doesn't know who; there's no need to talk about ostentation.Besides, my responsibility is not light, so why ostentatiously.This is not entirely out of fear; the blue satin shoes and the gray serge robe fit her body perfectly, and she walked slowly with obvious stability.There is no need to wear uniforms.

There is a hard one hidden in the waist.I smiled to myself. There is no cardboard in the office: just like You Lao Er, there are hard guys inside.Just two cabins. The door was open, and the four men were sitting on stools, smoking with their heads bowed, none of them looked at Qianfo Mountain.There are several teacups on the Eight Immortals table next to the wall, and a new foreign iron pot on the floor. There are several cigarette butts lying around the pot, one of which is still smoking.Seeing them standing up, You Laoer thought of the car again, after all, he looked a little bald after taking office like this.However, old friends are very disciplined.Although everyone was smiling, there was respect in the intimacy.They didn't look down on him because he didn't have a car.Speaking of which, the Chief Inspector and the Inspector are working behind the scenes, the less annoying the better.Of course they know this.He is more comfortable.

You Laoer stood in front of the Eight Immortals Table for a while, smiled at everyone, and went into the back room.There was only a long table and two chairs in the back room, and a month card was nailed to the wall, with a bedbug blood on it.The office is a bit too spacious, You Er Er thought; but he couldn't think of anything to add.Buddy Zhao brought in a cup of tea with a tea stick floating in it.You Laoer and Zhao's buddy said nothing, You Laoer wiped his forehead.Ah, I remembered: there must be a washbasin, but he didn't tell Mr. Zhao to buy it.He has to think carefully: Are all the office expenses in his own hands, should they be used publicly, or should they be taken by himself?My own salary is one hundred and twenty, and office expenses are eighty.It's not too much to hold 80 percent of your life.But don't guys work hard?Besides, old friends?How many years have we not eaten and drank together; slept in a kiln and lived together in a big kang?Can't go it alone.Mr. Zhao went out. When Old Zhao was the leader, did he ever take money alone?You Lao Er's face turned red.Buddy Liu slipped a glance at him in the outer room.Old Liu, in his fifties, but as a buddy, he still had fifty quick guns in his hand three years ago!Can't go it alone.However, is it white to be the leader?Eighty yuan for everyone?Besides, their leader is on the mountain.Although You Laoer kept in touch with them, he never officially went to the mountain.There is a difference.They, to put it bluntly, are from the black face; he is an official.There are rules for being an official.They are abandoning the dark and turning to the bright, so they have to be handled by officials.The eighty yuan office fee should be taken by himself.However, a washbasin is required; two hand towels are also required.

In addition to buying a washbasin, it seems that I have to do something else.For example, the Inspector General reads the newspaper, or lectures the clerks.There should be a newspaper, whether you read it or not, it's good enough to display.Let me tell you, he is no layman.He's been a platoon leader, he's been a tax card commissioner; yes, he's got to be lectured, otherwise he wouldn't look like he'd been in office.Besides, the guys have all lived in the mountains, and sometimes served as soldiers; if you don't give them a few beautiful words, how can you make them admire.Old Zhao went out.Old Liu coughed.They must be taught to behave themselves.Er Er coughed and stood up, trying to wipe his face; there was still no washbasin and towel.He sat down again.

Lecture, what are you talking about?Didn't you make it clear when you asked them to help? Didn't you always say the same thing to Lao Zhao, Lao Liu, Lao Wang and Lao Chu?Friends for many years, give me a special favor.My second son has food to eat, but the big guy won't be hungry; my brother!I have said this more than once, can I say it again?As for everyone's work, who doesn't understand that anyway, it's not about using the people on the black side to take the people on the bad side.This can only be understood from the heart, and it is not convenient to break it down.Your job is important, and your head is also important.If you really plan to make meritorious service, take a few friends from the underworld to perform surgery, maybe the old Lius will put the box cannon in it.It is necessary to turn a blind eye and close one eye, and we cannot kill them all; we have to meet in the future.Can these words be clearly stated?

How to lecture?Looking at Lao Liu's eyes, it seems that he can't close them even after he dies.Helping is a kind of loyalty. If you really brush off the rules on the mountain, you can't do it.Yes, the commander sent You Er Er to take the reactionaries.But the reactionaries are all friends.Who doesn't know who eats a few bowls of dry rice?Disaster! You Laoer took off his gray serge robe, came out and smiled at everyone. Inspector General!There are ten thousand people in Lao Liu's eyes who look down on You Er Er, let's assign it. You Lao Er nodded.He had to show them first hand.When I make a list, our matter has to be reported to Commander Li.Yesterday, two days ago, didn't I study it with you brothers?We are helping Commander Li take down the reactionaries.Didn't I say: Commander Li called me over and said, second child, I was born on the ground, second child, you have to come and help me.I am embarrassed to decline, and Commander Li has also been friends for many years.I think so, there is a way.How should I put it, I think of you.I am familiar with it on the ground, do you know the bottom line.Let's work together, there is nothing wrong.Commander, I just said it, leave it to me, since the commander is willing to reward the meal, how can the second brother You not be fooled?Brothers, where there is Commander Li, there is You Lao Er, and where there is You Lao Er, there are you.I have already researched this. I make a list, who is in charge of what, who is in charge of what, and after the total is made, report it up, and then do it. This is like an official matter, isn't it?You Laoer smiled and asked everyone.

The old Lius were speechless.Old Chu winked.But no one felt stiff and panicked.It's inconvenient for You Lao Er to say anything more, he has to open a list.Once he wrote with a brush, he thought, he would scare the old Lius to death.Wasn't the ticket for the old Chu's kidnapping of the prince that year a notice written by Qiuyou's second son?Yes, he has to write in one go.But what about the pen, ink and inkstone?There's nothing these guys can do!Lao Zhao and You Lao Er want to ask Lao Zhao to buy a pen.But he didn't say it.Why is it called Lao Zhao when I buy things?When it comes to money, anyone who asks them to buy things must have a sense of proportion.It's not the mountains that can be so-so.This is an official matter, and who should go shopping and who should deliver letters should be assigned.But it's not easy, there are discounts for shopping, and it's errands for nothing to deliver letters; who deserves errands for nothing?Ah, nothing, Lao Zhao!Wait until you buy a pen, think about it.You Laoer felt a little uncomfortable.I didn't expect to be so long-winded as the inspector general.The errand is not very sweet; nor can it be said to be bitter, if the 80 yuan office fee is all my own.But I can't all belong to myself, the guys have all lived in the mountains; if you tighten your hands, you might really taste a black date, is it for fun?This thing is not easy to handle. If you are an official and bring bandits, what kind of official is it?It's really impossible not to bring bandits, but to use You Laoer alone to capture the reactionaries?Take a fart!You Laoer touched the guy in his waist: buddies, where do you take the hard ones?

Everyone nodded together. Why the hell are you dumb?You Laoer said in his heart.what does it mean?Do you not admire our second child, or are you afraid?Nodding, not like my friends, not like; have something to say.Look at Lao Liu!A face of lawsuits.You Lao Er smiled again.It's a bit unofficial enough, maybe I can't talk about officialism with this group of guys. If you scold them for a meal, maybe you will scold Huanxi?Don't dare to scold, he is not a real bandit.He knows that he is stepping on two boats.He hated himself for not being a real bandit, but at the same time he felt that he was really smart, could he be an official if he wasn't smart?

Light a cigarette, think of an idea, have to feed these guys.You don't have to let go of office expenses; you have to spend some food money. Let's go, brothers, Wufu Pavilion!The second brother You went to wear a gray serge jacket. Old Zhao's pumpkin face was cracked, as if it was overripe.There are two slits on the stone cheeks that Lao Liu has made for more than 50 years.Lao Wang and Lao Chu have also been resurrected, as if.Everyone's throats were full of body fluid, and they couldn't find anything to say and licked their lips. When we arrived at the Wufu Pavilion, everyone was indeed our friend, and you are welcome: some wanted crystal elbows, some wanted family portraits, and Lao Liu even wanted to eat pot chicken, and he wanted both.After eating half full, everyone felt that it was time to study.

Of course Lao Liu spoke first, he was the oldest.There were two spots on Shitou's cheeks. He took a sip of wine, pinched his elbow, and took a puff of cigarette.Inspector General!He glanced at everyone: Yantu, secret door, we can all catch it.What is it against?Be careful!What are we doing?I hurt my loyalty, but I can't get along.Isn't there only such a small pile of foreign money in total? You Lao Er was emboldened by Jiu Jin: That's not what you said, Brother Liu!Commander Li sent some of our brothers just to take down the reactionaries.There are too many reactionaries, and if we don't act quickly, Commander Li won't be able to sit still; if he blows up, there are us?

For example, when we strike, Lao Zhao's alcohol gas is sprayed far away along with the smoke, killing a few. We have guns, don't others?One more thing, can we keep eating this bowl of rice?It's not fear. Who is afraid that someone is raised by a girl!Lao Chu researched it immediately. The girl is raised in mud!Old Zhao took it: It's not that he's afraid, and it's not that he doesn't want to help Commander Li.Loyalty, this is loyalty!Well, Brother You, although you have helped us, and you have seen more people than us in public and private, you have never been to the mountains. I don't understand?You Laoer looked at the sky and sneered. Who said you don't understand?Wang Xiaosi with Gourd Mouth paused. That's it, buddies, You Lao Er wants to cook them up: if you praise me, You Lao Er, friendship; Inspector General and Old Liu again, this kid's eyes are always staring: It's okay to do it, but there is one thing, we are buddies, and you are the leader; the poison can all be attributed to you.My friend, let me explain the bad words first.Tell us to dig out people, that's easy, nothing. The sea cucumber in You Lao Er's stomach was completely cold.That's all he's afraid of.If the buddy does it, he will repay the credit; if the reactionaries invite black dates, they can also invite him first! But he can't be afraid first, he has to wait and see.Eating black dates is not very comfortable, but rewarding for meritorious deeds is rewarding.You Laoer has been around for so many years, which matter is not the first to strike?If you want to do it, you have to play it for real! Over forty, not for yourself, why don't you leave some for your son?It's all like the old Lius, who care about their heads and don't care about their butts. They have worked in black jobs all their lives, and they don't even have a cemetery.You's second child is Xuzi [Note: A shrewd, show-speaking, experienced person. 】, know how to study, not just listen to Lao Liu.He decided to do it.He has to praise Commander Li.After getting a few cases, maybe he will be transferred to the headquarters.Come out and take a car or something!You Lao Er can't always go forward to take office! Soup makes people's stomach and Qi relaxed at the same time.When the Sanxian Tang came up, everyone relaxed a lot.Although You Lao Er was still very determined, he spoke softly: Guys, you still have to praise me, You Lao Er, and find someone who is not good enough to make trouble for him.You said, what kind of tricks do you have if you have a hard waist in your waist and make some secret doors?all right!Let's do it like this, first find the small ones, the ones that don't hurt people, and we'll talk about it later.After finishing it, we are still here, the crystal elbow is not bad, is it? It's autumn, and it's time to eat braised elbows in the future.Wang Xiaosi doesn't talk much, but when he speaks, he speaks to his eyes. You Laoer decided to keep Wang Xiaosi to accompany him in the office, and the rest of the people went out to visit.There is no need to open a list, and they will make a report after they come back from the visit.Yes, he has to buy pens, inkstones, and washbasins.He buys it himself to avoid being biased.A secretary should come, but I forgot to tell Commander Li.For the time being, write it yourself first, and then ask for a secretary when the case is completed; don't be too impatient, especially the second child.Second father's son, I heard that he can write, let's promote him.In the future, Secretary Tim will use the son of his second father. Well, the first day of taking office, it is finally unambiguous. Just talking nonsense with Wang Xiaosi on the road, he still didn't buy the pen, ink and inkstone.The office is nothing like an office.But it’s also good: I write in a hurry, I just think so in my heart; when the writing skills come, to be honest, there are not many; whoever I want to write, and whoever is not at home.It is also good to have no pen, ink and inkstone.What to do, though?It should be a newspaper, even if it is to look at the pictures of the advertisements.You can't keep talking nonsense with Wang Xiaosi, although you are an old friend, after all, you are an official and a buddy now, you have to have a sense of proportion.The door has already stood, the tea has been drunk, and the month card has been turned over twice.There is nothing more to do.Thinking about family affairs, there is still hope. The salary is 120, and the office expenses are 80, even if they can't all fall, it is reliable to be 150 per month.Slowly have to buy a small house.Damn Shang Ergou, he went with Zhang Zongchang and lost 100,000 yuan!No more of that, no more.Aren't the reactionaries just them?How can they all look like Shang Ergou, capital capital?Who doesn't lose their head when they get money?Let's just talk about myself, didn't I also get 20,000 to 30,000 on the tax card?Where did it all go?No wonder they are reactionary, they are used to eating, drinking and having fun, and they still eat corned buns every day?Can't stand it, no one can stand it!Yes, they said in good conscience, even You Laoer himself was looking forward to the return of Governor Zhang, of course.Damn it, Ding Sanli saved two boxes of military tickets by himself!If Zhang comes back and opens the box, Lao Ding will be a rich man immediately!Take the reactionaries, I can’t say it anymore, they are all old friends.But with a monthly salary of 120 and office expenses of 80, there is nothing I can do.Gotta take it!Mom's head has a bowl-sized scar, who can take care of it!Everyone went their own way, who told Zhang Dashuai not to come back for a while.Take, kill a few!You Laoer has never been to the mountains, so he is not in the same group as them. It was past four o'clock, and none of the old Lius came back.Did these three guys really step on the nest, or just play? I have to set an office hour, and I have to report back at 4:30.If they don't come back at all, what's the business like?Can't do without them, they're a liability, damn it.You can't wait until five o'clock; you go to work at eight o'clock and close at five o'clock; the guys can go out at any time, and picking people up in the middle of the night is a common thing; the chief can't always wait on you.You have to tell them, it's not easy to talk.What's wrong with opening your mouth, you second son, aren't you the leader?Tell Wang Xiaosi immediately.Wang Xiaosi snorted.What does that mean? It was five o'clock, and You Laoer took a look at Qianfo Mountain. The sun was shining on the top of the mountain with golden threads, and the autumn grass under the golden light was still a little green.Take care of me, Lao Wang, see you at eight o'clock tomorrow. Wang Xiaosi's gourd mouth shut tightly. The next morning, You Er Er went half an hour late on purpose, and put a little effort into it.If he arrives, but the guys don't come, wouldn't it be embarrassing again? But the guys have all arrived, still sitting on the bench with their heads bowed and smoking.You Laoer wants to grab one and beat him up, a bunch of dead ghosts!When he entered the door, they all stood up again as before, very slowly, as if they were all suffering from beriberi.You Laoer laughed instead; cursing would be appropriate, but he was embarrassed after all.He has to be magnanimous, who told him it was his turn to be the leader.He has to show his hypocrisy, laughing and laughing, not caring. Hey, Lao Liu, is there any work?How natural, kind, and delicious; You Laoer praised his own words in his heart. There is work to be done, Lao Liu stared, still full of lawsuits: no way. Why not?You Lao Er smiled. No need to do it, they will come by themselves later. vomit!You Laoer wanted to laugh again, but he didn't.what about you?He asked Lao Zhao and Lao Chu. The two shook their heads together. Are you going out today?Old Liu asked. Ah, wait, You Laoer entered the back room, let me think about it.Looking back, they all sat down again, staring at the cigarette butts, silent, a bunch of dead ghosts. Sitting down, You Laoer opened his heart and asked them to come by themselves?You can't ask Lao Liu carefully, lose to them hard, and you can't let the guys underestimate you.What do you mean, they come by themselves?You can't study with Lao Liu, just wait.Are you still sending the old Lius out?This has to be decided immediately: Hey, Lao Chu!You go your way, keep your eyes open, do you hear me?He waited for everyone to laugh, and when they laughed, they appreciated his guts and humor; they didn't.Old Liu, you wait before leaving.Didn't they come for me?We have to accompany them.All old friends.He didn't assign it down, so it's better for Lao Wang and Lao Zhao not to go, because there are so many people to gather courage.But if they want to go out, it's inconvenient to stop them; can they not play mysteries in this business?Wait until they ask. Lao Wang and Lao Zhao didn't make a sound, which is not bad.How many will they come?The words came to his lips and swallowed back.Anyway, You Lao Er has three guys here, all of whom are hard guys.If they come in a group, they have to close their eyes.Say where you go! No newspaper yet!It doesn't look like an office!Besides, the officer has to wait for the reactionaries, which is too difficult.Call the headquarters, send a team, come and take one, kill them all!No, don't be in a hurry, just wait and see.It's half past nine, hey, Lao Liu, when are you coming? Hurry up too, Inspector General!Lao Liu looked at it deliberately and laughed. report!Calling newspapers!You Laoer must read the newspaper. After buying a big morning paper, You Lao Er looked for local news and laughed aloud.If you don't want to read it, you can't read a sentence.The fucking waitress has an awkward last name, I don't recognize her.awkward!Dangdang, soften up, the waitress' last name! Inspector General!Here they come.Old Liu has special rules. You Lao Er didn't panic, put down the waitress with an awkward surname, gently.Come in!He touched the guy in his waist. A string came in.The leader is the big Yang; followed by Huameimei, also a big fool; Hou Si is sandwiched between the two big men, and he is very small; Ma Liu, Cao Dazui, and Bai Zhangfei all follow in. Second child especially!Everyone shouted together. You Er Er had to admit that he knew this group, stood up and smiled. Everyone talked, and the words squeezed into one place.After yelling for a long time, I completely forgot what I was talking about. Big man Yang, you speak alone; hey, listen to the big man!Everyone's opinions gradually converge, and each other's advice: listen to the big ones! Big Yang or big Yang, they all frowned in the same way, bent down, put their hands on the table, and put their mouths almost against You Lao Er's nose: You Lao Er, we congratulate you! listen!Bai Zhangfei punched Hou Si on the back. Hexi is Hexi, you have to invite us.Ordinarily we have to invite you, but my buddies are short these days, with the index finger and thumb forming a circle.So yeah, you have to invite us. Good friends, You Laoer took it. Youngest You, the big Yang took it back again.There is no need for you to post, please eat in a restaurant, no need.We want this, index finger and thumb form a circle.You invite us to take the car and it's over. Please take the car?Younger You asked. Please take the car!The big man nodded thoughtfully.You see, You Lao Er, since you are in charge of the ground, can our brothers still do the work?All are friends.Come on, let's go.Come on, let's go; we can't scratch our faces.You are your judge, and we go up to our mountain.Travel expenses, your business.It's easy to talk and break up. We will meet again in the future.The big man Yang turned around and asked everyone: Is that what you said? Yes, these are the few words; listen to You Er Er!Monkey Four grabbed the words first. You Laoer hadn't thought of this.Things are easy, I didn't expect it to be so easy.However, no one thought it would be so difficult.Now there are six people in this group, please take the car; come another sixty, six hundred, please take the car too?Besides, Commander Li is asking them to be arrested; if they are all given the fare, so to speak, what is the solution?Where does the money come from?I probably can't ask Commander Li for this, right?Just relying on my salary of 120 yuan and office expenses of 80 yuan to send everyone away?But speaking of it, this group of guys are really trying to save face, and they said no: "Come on, let's get out."How straightforward, how self.It's really easy, if someone is willing to pay for it.He smiled and asked everyone to drink water, he couldn't make up his mind.He didn't dare to offend them, they would say good things, and some were really powerful.They said get out, and they will get out; however, they can't get out without paying money.His eighty yuan office fee will be ruined.He had to pretend he was willing to take it, they didn't take hard ones. How much?friends!he asked nonchalantly. It costs ten yuan per person.The big man Yang answered on behalf of everyone. It's just a car fare, and it's easy to go to the mountain.Monkey 4 added. I'll be leaving later today, my friend, and we can do whatever we want!Cao Dazui said. You Laoer can't be quick and quick, ten yuan per person is sixty!Eighty office expenses, three-quarters gone! You Lao Er, Bai Zhangfei was a little impatient, so he simply bid 60 yuan, see you later.With us without you, with you without us, isn't it fun?You take the money, we go.You don't need to say it, let's take care of it.A good man doesn't need to waste words, just a few words.Brother You, our old Zhang has his hands down, and I'm begging you for a car fare! Well, our buddies are all hands down, and we will make up for it in the future. The buddies are not friends for a day and a half!Big man Yang leads, and everyone follows; although the words and sentences are different, the meaning is the same. You Laoer couldn't say anything else, he took out his wallet from his pocket, and ordered six ten-yuan ones: buddies!He didn't laugh. All the big guys called out buddies together.Monkey Four stuffed the banknotes into his waist: Goodbye, buddies!Everyone came out and nodded with the old Lius: How about seeing you on the mountain?The old Lius all smiled and sent them out the door. You Lao Er felt sad in his heart.If I knew it earlier, I would dispatch troops to detain all six guys!But maybe it's better to do it this way; we'll meet again in the future.Sixty yuan can go out; if there are a few more grades, even the salary of one hundred and twenty yuan will not be enough to compensate!Which inspector general?The inspector general asked the reactionaries to fry the sauce, and the dumb man couldn't tell if he was suffering from Coptis chinensis!Does Lao Liu have good intentions, or is he playing badly?Gotta ask him!What kind of official business is it to call the bandits instead of taking them?You can't be too close to Lao Liu, he will also go up the mountain.You can't do without him; you can't offend anyone, these days.If I bring a few novices with me as soon as I take office, hmph, I may eat black dates right away; sixty yuan buys a life, it's a good deal, and it's still worth it.You Laoer can't help it, don't mention the past again, I'm afraid that tomorrow a group of people will come to ask for travel expenses!You can't say this to the old Lius, you have to laugh and let them see clearly: You Laoer is unambiguous to his friends, sixty is sixty, one hundred is one hundred, unambiguous; but sixty is sixty, one hundred It's only a hundred, what do you eat, the inspector general drinks northwest wind, that's how you feel! Second You picked up the newspaper again, boring!There is no interest in anything, it is really boring to go out in such a foolish way for sixty yuan.If you value life, you have to look down on yourself; life doesn't seem to be your own, you have to buy it with money, fuck it!I have to admire the four monkeys, they really dare to ask the chief inspector for travel expenses!Are you not afraid of being caught immediately?You are not afraid, evil!The embarrassing thing is You Laoer, needless to say take them, he didn't even dare to say a word, so discouraged! I'll talk about it later, it can't be so soft!Because being the chief inspector has softened himself, that's why it doesn't work.The inspector general has to arrest someone, no second sentence!The waitress' last name is really awkward, Lao Chu is back. Lao Chu has to come in to report anyway, can the chief inspector catch up and ask?Lao Chu and Lao Zhao chatted; wait and see if he comes in!Bandits, there is no reason to speak. Lao Chu came in: Inspector You, report!There is a group of friends in the north of the city, what's going on?Move the mover!to see? Where?You Laoer can no longer be afraid; if he is knocked out for 60 yuan, his life will be his life in the future, and the uncle dares to go anywhere. By the lake, Lao Chu knew the place. Take the guy, Lao Chu, let's go!You Laoer was unambiguous.Take out the whole nest!There is no need to plan to ask the inspector general for travel expenses.Just the two of us?Lao Chu is really exciting. Tell me the place, I can go by myself, what can I say!The second brother You worked hard, not risking his life, and they don't know how much the inspector general costs per catty!All right, just to clear the toll, and if the case cannot be settled, how can I treat Commander Li?A salary of one hundred and twelve! Lao Chu didn't say a word, poured a bowl of tea, and looked ready to leave, but You Lao Er would walk out without paying attention, Lao Chu followed behind, You Lao Er felt a little more comfortable, and also became more courageous.To be honest, after all, two people are more in the way than one, and you can study how many things you encounter. There is an alley the size of a nose eye by the lake, and there will be a small shop inside. You Lao Er's ground is so familiar that he doesn't know this small shop, it looks like a den of thieves!Forget about bringing extra buddies!You Lao Er, he called himself, practiced for so many years in vain, but he is still a bit bummed!Why don't you bring more people?Why fight with the guys? However, if you come, you will be safe, let's go!I have to show the guys a first-hand look, our second child, You, has never lived in the mountains, so he is not ambiguous!If we take out one and a half of them, it will be more effective if we talk again. It depends on luck; maybe it’s over, who knows, Lao Chu, you blocked the door and I blocked the door? This is not them?Lao Chu pointed at the door, there was no need to block it, and no one wanted to run away. It's another mess!Yes, they are loyal, fuck it!You Lao Er glanced at the door, and there were several guys sitting in the small aisle, Hua Die, Nose Liuer, Song Zhankui, Xiao Desheng, and two strangers; it's over, they are acquaintances again! Come in, second son You, we dare not even congratulate you!Come on, look at our group!Come and meet me, Zhang Gouzi, Xu Yuanbao; the second child You.Old friend, own brother.Everyone said something here and there, talking very affectionately. Sit down, second son You, little Desheng's father, old Desheng, just rectified Fa in Henan, and he is very polite. You Laoer hates himself, why can't he find anything to say?On the contrary, Lao Chu is pretty: Brothers, the chief inspector is here in person, so let’s talk if you have something to say.The inspector general smiled and nodded. Then, let's put it bluntly, Nose Liu'er pulled over: Brother Song, let's show Second Brother You! Brother You, over here!Song Zhankui pushed his thumb behind his shoulder and entered a small room. You Laoer followed, there must be no danger, he could tell.If you want to risk your life, you can't play it; is it awkward or not? The hut was pitch black, and the floor smelled damp.There is a small bed against the wall, covered with grass.Song Zhankui pulled the bed out, squatted in the corner of the room, picked up two or three pieces of wet bricks, took out a few sticks, and threw them all on the bed. That's it!Song Zhankui smiled and wiped his hands on his lapel: The wind is too strong, we can't even get on the train with this!Even if the brothers are stuck here.When Lao Chu came, we didn't know you had gone up, so we had a solution.I will leave this pile to you, and you will give me some fare, and ask Lao Chu to take us on the train, if it’s okay, or if it’s not, I’m begging you, brothers! Younger You is about to vomit!Moisture went straight to his head, he covered his nose, what's the matter with me? He retreated to the door, I can't show you guys! But we can't take it with us, it's too tight!Song Zhankui was very sincere. I can take it, but I have to report it to the official; if I can’t get it, it’s good to report it to someone!You have to think about it for me, right?You Lao Er himself became angry when he heard his own words, too soft, You Lao Er! Youngest You, you can do whatever you want!You Lao Er hoped to say that he was stiff. Whatever you want, you know, there are rules in our line of business, can you throw a guy or not?What do you do, we just want to run out immediately, we can't go without you; ask Lao Chu to take us to the car. The bandit gave an order to the Inspector General, my brother!You Laoer has nothing to say, no idea, no energy. The idea is wow, no use!The identity is there, wow, I don’t need it!He showed his true colors and scratched his head. Would he dare to report to the police if he took the guy?Besides, dare not take it?Hey, I gave away the fare, and I have to show them the guy before the end, what business is it?You Laoer has only one way: don't take those guys and don't give away the fare, just let them go.But, dare?Take them, don't even think about it, one and a half dead bodies can be thrown on the lake bank at any time; You Laoer doesn't want to have a water burial. Brother You, Brother Song is very sincere: I don’t know how difficult it is for you to play like a dog;How much?You Laoer laughed really sadly. Six six thirty six, one more is a bastard!Thirty-six oceans! Guy I don't care. Whatever, we can't take it with us anyway.Going empty, it takes only half a year to catch it; with hard ones, it's almost the same if you don't eat black dates!truth!Afraid or not, our own buddies don't need to brag; we should be careful.Okay, second brother, thirty-six yuan, there will be a period later!Brother Song stretched out his hand. Thirty-six yuan has passed, and the inspector general can't help it. Old Chu, what should these guys do? Take it back and talk about it.Lao Chu is very kind. Lao Chu, they called, send us to the car! Brother You, they are very polite, thank you! Brother You only said thank you.He gathered all the things up and couldn't hold them, so he had to share them with Lao Chu and put them in his waist.What a mighty, tall guy, he can't even shoot if he wants to; he completely trusts Brother You, so he handed over the gun just like that, he didn't expect that Brother You would turn his face and deny anyone; Second Brother You didn't even want to take them, they Kind, have to admire them!Eighty yuan for office expenses, pay out sixteen yuan!You Laoer can't help it, and the salary of 120 can't be kept, probably! You Lao Er's lunch was not delicious, so he drank two cups of sweet wine, needless to say, I have no ability!I'm sorry Commander Li, You Lao Er is not a person who doesn't care about his face, see, if he is so bad, he has no choice but to resign, he thought about it in his heart.How embarrassing, resign!Where can I find one hundred and two things these days?It will be very difficult to find Commander Li again; if you can't get the bandit, you will ask the bandit to get it, what a big joke!After they went up the mountain, Guan Bao still laughed at me, You Lao Er, who was a joke!The more I think about it, the more regretful I become. We have to deal with Yantu first. Does Yandi count as reactionary?Forget it, it's boring!Anyway, I can't resign, so it's better to start Yantu first. You Laoer has decided on a policy and won't mention the reaction anymore. Let's talk about it after a while. In a week, he ordered a few pieces of cigarettes, but Commander Li ordered to deal with the reactionaries!He can't rush the guys, the office fee has already been posted to sixteen yuan. It's a Monday, the guys are all out to step on the smoke, (smoke!) Come in a stupid big black guy, swaggering. Second child especially!Smile on black face. who?Money five!How dare you! With Brother You here, who am I afraid of?Qian Wu sat down and gave him a cigarette.Why are you here?You Lao Er touched his waist and it was travel expenses again! Come?Firstly congratulations, secondly thank you!They all went to the mountain and miss you very much!real! vomit?They are not laughing at me!You Laoer said in his heart. Second brother!Qian Wu took out a roll of bills, said nothing more, I can't ask you to lose money, the brothers all went to the mountain, and they will always remember your benefits. This second child must be polite. Don't say anything, second brother, just accept it!Where's Brother Song's guy? I'm in charge of the guy?You Laoer didn't dare to say it out, it was in Lao Chu's hands. Alright, second brother, Lao Chu and I are going to ask for it. You come from the mountains?You Lao Er felt that it was time to chat. Coming from the mountain, I come to advise you not to go down.Qian Wu is very sincere. Tell me to resign? that is!Whether you are one of us or not, in terms of affairs, if you are there without us, if there is us without you; if you are in terms of people, if you treat the brothers well, we will treat you well, so you don’t have to do it anymore.That's all for now.I have more than 300 people on the mountain, but I came in person, friends!If I told you not to do it, you had better not do it.Those who understand don't need to waste words.I'm leaving, brother.Tell Lao Chu that I will wait for him in the shop by the lake. Tell me one more thing, You Er Er stands up, I quit, what do my friends think? No one is laughing at you!Afraid of laughing, second brother?well, bye! The inspector general changed, maybe two or three days later.The second child, You, is chubby and often wanders the streets, sometimes looking at Qianfo Mountain.
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