school book note Wang Zhen and "Dowry and Ox Cart", No. 34 of the Century Top 100.According to the September 1993 edition of Hongfan Bookstore in Taiwan.The grammar of the contents of this book will be easier for those who understand Hokkien dialect.A large number of bases are used in the manuscript, and their meanings are roughly the same as those of. This article: There are moments in our life when even Schubert has nothing to say to us...   Even Hubert will be silent to the end Everyone in the village laughed at Wanfa behind his back; when he was the same on the inside, he was not afraid of his anger, maybe it was because of his deaf ears!

Wan Fa was not completely deaf: the sharp, corrosive words could still penetrate his hardened eardrums.This is really a very regrettable thing. I will go to the restaurant to have a drink (Note 1), and every time Wanfa comes back with an ox cart.Today he is finally a man with a cow and a cart!Use your own ox cart to drive someone else's goods, it looks like thirty yuan.Business is decent.Compared with before, he is living a very comfortable life now!Earn as much as you can and spend as much as possible, the family no longer needs him to provide rice and oil, there is no such need at all.After Ju material was released from prison, he became more relaxed and couldn't even think about it.If you have money, you will return it as a duck, and you will never have such a good fortune in your life!Everyone in the village laughed and ridiculed him to the bone.There is really no way not to listen to a word.As expected, Shuang Er has been generous to Quan Quan, and Wan Fa may feel more at ease, especially now that he is holding the consoling wine surnamed Jian Di in his hand.

sit down.The head of the restaurant (Note 2) hurriedly approached him, and Li Duo greeted him, but he couldn't stick a word to his eardrums. He looked like watching a silent movie, but the two parched lips of the head shop repeatedly twitched. The bottom of the switch moves, sometimes in a hurry to gnaw on the bone just snatched by a hungry dog, and then slowly as if dozing off, don't know what it is? !It looks ridiculous.Wan Fa laughed a little bit, as if he had found someone who could make him smile.This is very rare.With his mouth close to tens of thousands of ears, looking like he was about to tell something, the owner of the store repeated what he said just now, using an extremely strong voice, which sounded quite different from his emaciated person.

Stir-fried snail meat!A bowl of pasta.Wan Fa looked at Tou Jia's bright bald head. Come to the bar?There is red dew that has been stored for ten years. Throwing the beer surnamed Jiandi as a bribe to him on the table, Wan Fadi shook his wind-up face, very much like what a deaf man would describe when he refused something. At the distance between the two tables, there were four or five villagers fighting around the table (Note 3), shouting and guessing fists.One of them squinted at Wanfa, not knowing what he opened his mouth to say, and the rest of them immediately stopped punching, turned their heads and stared at Wanfa in unison like in military training, the expression on their faces was extremely contemptuous, and there was no such taste Military training is strict.Another one opened his mouth to speak, and after he finished speaking, he laughed so hard that the whole person was about to be broken into two parts.As if suffering from a strange infectious disease, the other people laughed so hard that they lost their human shapes.The one who looked like his head was bigger than his bulging chest, Huo Ran stretched out his hand to warn everyone to keep their voices down.His eyes flicked to Wanfa nervously.First of all, he straightened his waist with eyes wide open, put one hand on his ear, and exaggeratedly tilted his mouth, which was evil and cruel.

It's this smelly ear man (Note 4)!Don't be afraid of him.If he could hear, perhaps such a thing would not happen! As soon as a single word is sounded by the gong, it hits Wanfa Sensen's ears at the bottom of the door, how long the lingering sound is!In the first few days after he was released from prison, he would turn red all over his face, and when someone made fun of him.Now his face doesn't turn red for a while, and he looks very well-deserved at these people's teasing and laughing. These are right and wrong. After putting their heads in their places, they continued to drink ferociously.

The bottle of wine on the table surnamed Jian Dijing was given to him by prying off the lid, and he poured a full glass. Just as he was about to sip, Wan Fa's chest suddenly felt so tight that he was about to vomit.Almost always felt this way, every time he sipped the Jiandi wine. Things have come to this.It's all caused by the surname Jiandi. Or maybe there were too many accounts in the previous life.Ever since he was sensible, Wan Fa has been trapped by money; after marrying Ah Hao, his life has not seen any benefits.After Dad died, the garden was divided into three or four parts. They had planted all kinds of vegetables and grass, and they refused to grow any vegetables or grass.Planting Pneumonia grass a year, it is very smooth, the stems grow taller every day, and it looks like I have to dig a fortune.There was a very violent rainstorm that year, and the garden was washed away.There is no knowledge about where pneumonia is buried in water.Soon they were busy escaping air raids.It was at this time that he suffered from an ear disease.According to his own account, sewage got into his ear while washing his body.He didn't think it mattered that the doctor couldn't be found in the air raid.Later, the pain was really unbearable, so I went to a doctor for help. The doctor studied gynecology, and used the method of treating women to treat his ears. Just deaf.Every time I found a job, I was soon dismissed.Everyone thought he was too hard of hearing.Talk to him like a quarrel growl.Later, he came to this village and settled down near the cemetery. During the day, he pulled ox carts for others, and shared a little porridge with the owner of the ox cart, so he could barely get by.It's just that this wife gambles a lot, and sells her daughter when she loses or loses.The three girls have already been sold out; only the two boys have not been sold, so maybe they are going to be kept for future interest!It's no wonder that their lives are getting back to the original more and more.

Standing on the right hand side of the path leading to the cemetery, their thatched hut looks like an old man's house standing in the extremely cold air, how dwarfed it is!It is not a unique family, there is a hut crooked there a few feet away.A family lived in that hut, and they couldn't bear the horrors of the cemetery at night, so they moved to a popular area of ​​the village a year ago.In this way, the house was strangely empty, as if it was a resting place for ghosts. Now only Wanfa and the others are left to accompany the ghosts in these four deserts.No wonder Ah Hao was so excited and rushing to report this important news to Wan Fa after noticing that someone moved things into the empty Diliao.

Someone lives in it!I have company!Don't be afraid of ghosts coming to haunt you in the middle of the night (Note 5)! This message cannot be overwhelmed.Nothing can be done.I have been used to living in the silent world for half my life, and it doesn't matter if I have one less person or one more companion. He dragged down an undershirt that had been dried over the pole, and covered his bare upper body.It's just such a sweatshirt.I took it off at night and washed it, and it was almost dry enough to wear out at noon the next day.This has two replacements.The boss recently went to work in the city, so he brought an extra piece of his.A poor family is not poor, and the road is poor and dead, so being a father has no choice but to feel wronged!Instead of visiting Zhadi's neighbors, he put on a bamboo hat and drove an ox cart.Ah Hao chased to the door, put his hands on his waist, the small parentheses in arithmetic, and the brackets are only the thin letter I, there is no zigzag number that speeds up the heartbeat.

Be a person by the side of the house (Note 6) do not go to see others.Maybe people are short of hands and feet to arrange it!Ah Hao's mouth is grinning to the ear! Pretending not to hear, Wan Fa strode away. At dusk, Wan Fa came back.Sitting on the ground in front of the door, smoking a very thick and spicy cigarette, he still has no intention of going to visit the new neighbor, although it is only two steps away.Ah Hao's tone suddenly became very complaining, when talking about the next door to the house where he just came. No family or family, only one Arhat foot (Note 7).Lukang Aberdeen, talking babbling, talking Russian!Damn it, I thought there would be a woman accompanying me!

He smoked silently.Deciding that he didn't hear the accurate report just now, he leaned close to him, and Ah Hao was going to do the work of reporting again. Don't talk anymore!I'm not deaf, I can't hear. Ah!Still not deaf?Ah Hao grinned his mouth to his ears again, as if he could swallow Wanfa whole in one mouthful.The crow laughs at Zhu Hei, hum! In the next few weeks, Wan Fa still had no intention of interviewing the Lukang man.I'm really afraid that my ear disease will make me ugly, which will give people the impression of me.I don't know the reason, and I don't see this person coming over to get acquainted. For example, I borrowed a hammer here. I just moved here. I can't do without a nail hammer to hammer the bottom. See if he closes the door early at night. Is it a frightening woman? A ghost came to cling to him?Although I have never seen it before, Wan Fa is familiar with this Lukang Tsai at the level of beginners.Almost every day, Ah Hao has information about Lukangzai for him to study and judge.The new neighbor, thirty-five or six years younger than him, looks ten years younger, Shan surnamed Jian, a garment dealer, a businessman who came to the village to rent the empty hut next to the tomb.Gradually, Wan Fa and his surname Jiandi have become very close friends, even though they have never met each other.

Where does he eat?There was a lot of concern in the voice of his question. Not noticing this, Ah Hao turned his head and looked towards the thatched cottage where Jian Di lived.Maybe cook it yourself.Yi Niang, she has to do business and cook at the same time, what a skill a single person has with both hands! Finally he and Jiandi met, and they hit it off. He saw the person surnamed Jane approaching, with his mouth opening and closing, as if he was chewing something, or maybe he was talking.The crane surnamed Jian jumped forward, without needing to touch the ground.Hmm, the body odor is abnormal, I cover my nose for fear of being impolite, and my hands keep digging into the depths of his limb sockets, as if there is ringworm living there, and he hasn't paid the rent for many years, let's get rid of it!It is unbearable.He could only hear him babbling, the big steamed bun was stuffed in his mouth, and no one could guess a single word.Wan Fa put an upright smile on the most conspicuous part of the mouth with great effort, and after a while, his lips became numb and unable to close together!Sometimes I would answer a few sentences, and I caught a glimpse of the description on Jianshou's face in a daze, and the answer was not what I asked!Fuck that ear, that ear!Suddenly Wanfa felt a slight dislike for this Lukang native whom he knew so well. Ah Hao came out and waved to the clothes dealer.The clothes dealer moved closer to her and took the needle and thread from her hand.Ah is getting better and close to Wanfa: This is Mr. Jane!He borrowed his needle and thread.He said that he should have come to talk to you earlier, but business is too busy, so Dahei had to go out early.The voice is raised high, as if speaking to thousands of people. Turning around to say something to Jane, very softly, she pointed to her ear, shaking her head frequently, very exaggeratedly.Explain that he is deaf at the bottom of his ears!It must be like this!The surname Jiandi's face was bright as if he had discovered some earth-shattering affair; his eyes flicked over to examine again, as if some organ was missing from Wanfa's face.In the past, when one's identity was determined at this moment, one's teeth would tremble with hatred, but now it is very common. Your business is good!I found a sentence. It's okay!Ah Hao recited Jiandi's words to Wan Fa, according to the words but not the sound.Mr. Jane asked what do you do? oh!Holding it up, Wan Fa threw it to the clothes dealer, laughing at himself, the kind of self-deprecating.Pull the ox cart for others. All right? !As if touched by the electricity, Jiandi's body twitched violently, his hands swiftly penetrated into his limb sockets, his hair was scratched with claws, and itched to the bone!The mouth is drawn into a diagonal line.This simple two words, Wan Fa finally heard the trial, and it was the first time that Ah Hao's amplifier was not used. Earn three meals of porridge and drink.If you want a bullock cart yourself, you can earn a little more money.Ah Hao said that his surname was Jiandi and he was asking how much is a bullock cart?The old ones cost about three or four thousand yuan.What?To top one?Ah!Where can I find money?Besides, I'm almost fifty, and I can't earn so much money.You haven't heard that if you don't accumulate wealth at forty, you will die poor all your life. Afterwards, we had this kind of fellowship almost every night. Ah Hao sat between the two men and took over Wanfa's hearing aid.The surname Jiandi still has a strong and spicy armpit smell; his hands are always stretched into his armpits to scratch it, like an addiction.Sometimes the surname Jian Didan just chats with Ahao; she always asks Huasheng in the city, her voice is low, almost whispering.In this situation, Wan Fa went to bed with the fifth child first, and what did the two of them talk about before they broke up? From time to time (Note 8), Ah Hao also visited Jian Diliao, had short talks with him, and also helped him mend and wash the bottoms.The surname Jiandi himself said that his parents had divorced him since he was a child, and he spent half his life outside, and no one cared about him like Ah Hao did.From time to time, he insisted that Ah Hao and his family go to those oil stains.Sell ​​questionable clothes.Wan Fa no longer has to worry about whether he can do a full job the next day when he takes off his undershirt at night! Afterwards, Wanfa often went to sit and sit, just to thank the bottom, right?For the strange smell of Jian, Wan Fa has also practiced kung fu to the point where he can smell it but not hear it.This is really hard to get the bottom of. The business surnamed Jiandi seems to be booming, and he always feels that there is something missing.Later, he made the bottom line in his heart and told Ah Hao to understand.After hearing such a plan that moved her heart, she was overjoyed and went home to report: Good news for you!Seeing Wan Fa lying on the mat, she put her hand on his shoulder.A good news for you!Jiandi is too busy with business, so we want Ah Wu to help him, 200 yuan will be paid at the end of the month (note 9), and we can still eat!Yi Niang!Where can I find such a happy thing?You don't earn much more than this for a month.what do you think?Ah Wu is eleven years old.You should also go out and hang around! If you earn a minimum of 100 yuan for more than a month, your life will only be a little looser. What's wrong with it?Let's ask Mr. Jian to help our five!Having said that, Wan Fafu lay down again, a kind of quiet joy flickered at the corner of his mouth. Ah Hao bent his legs and sat on the mat.After receiving Ah Wu's end month gift, I plan to catch a few piglets and raise them.You can save a lot of feed by growing your own sweet potato vegetables.Yi Niang, the pork market has always been optimistic, so I am not afraid of not making money. Ah Wu went to work the next day, helping a Lukang man surnamed Jiandi push and transport a truckload of bottom clothes to the village to set up a street stall for sale.Normally, Ahao rarely goes to the village, but now he often goes with them and takes care of business.Sometimes she also picks a large bunch of aunt leaves and sells them to slaughtered pigs and ducks.Most of the time it is like this, as soon as she gets money from the sale, she wins or loses with others, but she keeps secrets to prevent espionage, so Wanfa doesn't know.The surname is Jiandi, and she knows her activities and possessions like the palm of her hand.Ah Hao doesn't shy away from him.Even if it is reported to Wanfa, it is in vain.No matter what happened to Wan Fa, he would never know what he was babbling about!What's more, he himself likes this art a little bit.Later, people often saw Jiandi and Ah Hao go to chariots and cannons together, playing ten games. It seems that only a long time later, people in Murakami began to spread this joke from mouth to mouth!It's ridiculous to say that Wang Ge and Liu Ge can't see it in movies like this.Bottom clothes dealer surnamed Jian and Ah Hao Bump are hooked up!Someone watched from a distance that the two of them were near the cemetery, behind the place where people raised pigs, it was not very good to see.When it rains, the sky is full of water and the ground is muddy. It is said that the two of them are still in the mud, and they stand up very well in the mud!There is a saying, those who are vindictive don't care about their lives, and those who are greedy don't care about their illnesses. To be honest, Ah Hao is at least ten fingers older than the clothes dealer, so she can be his mother!It's okay to have a personal appearance.Hum!Ah Hao is the eighth sister-in-law of Zhu, who is so thin that she has a pit of shit in her mouth (Note 10). Oh!The chest is a washboard, won't it be too hard to press it?I don't know which part of her Lugang fool likes?Everyone in the village was talking about it like this. By the time Wan Fa heard it clearly, he had already slipped away at the end of the month and a half.The fortifications at the base of his ears were not simple either.When the news came to Ear City, he was terribly flustered, no wonder, he never had the chance to encounter such a thing before!Afterwards, a strange surprise flooded my heart, and I always lamented that Ah was so ugly that he couldn't be more ugly, ruining his life; unexpectedly there is still someone secretly befriending her and she is younger than her, In the end, Ah Hao is still ugly!After the recovery, he subtly hated the surname Jiandi, and at the same time remembered his unique underarm vixenity: the surname Jiandi was too frustrating for his already powerless ambition!After that, a murderous look appeared on his face, he caught the thief and found the stolen goods, and caught the adulterer in pairs, Jane just wait!After repeating, you heard it wrong!Or maybe there is no such thing at all!Maybe I got it wrong; Ahao and Jiandi didn't shy away from any jealousy, and talked and laughed freely in front of him.Or maybe they pretended to be unaware of the rumors, and suddenly the two places were separated, and there was no relationship, which would make people suspicious that there must be no clean end.With such ups and downs in his heart, Wan Fa did not have any violent protests against the people of Lukang surnamed Jian, and even started a revolution.It's just that I don't want to go to Jiandi dormitory for leisure and elegance. People in Lukang close their business at around 6:00 p.m., and talk to Laowu at the noodle stall.After transferring to another family, the fifth son slept in Lukang people's residence at night.At night, Lukang people used to squat down to Wanfa and they talked with their tongues rolled into their throats, like foreign devils.With the help of the deaf box, Wan Fa did not talk to the people of Lukang.Remember what he looks like, so that Jane can keep his eyes open so that he won't be so stupid that he doesn't know anything.The sweater on his body, the coarse workman's trousers, and he remembers all kinds of things he cares about himself.Sometimes I would ask him short, afraid of his scolding words like crossing the river and tearing down the bridge.Ah Hao and Jian Di were never left alone again, and they forced Jian Di to go back to the dormitory before entering the room to sleep, with her hands heavily on Ah Hao's chest, not for love, but for defense!It's too late to make up for it!He came back early in the afternoon, always skipping a trip to the bottom of the ox cart.Or maybe he has heard the story of Pan Jinlian, learned from Master Wu to do business, and take care of his wife more! He kept the martial law like this every night, except for the night when the moon was very bright and round. With Lao Wu's two hundred yuan monthly money in his bag, Ah Hao has never caught piglets and raised them, and forgot to mention this matter.Knowing that her forgetfulness is very intentional, Wan Fa does not force her to try hard to remember such and such a thing.Excluding the lunch and cigarette arrears, Wan Fa's monthly payment at home was only two hundred and forty dimes.Thirty days a month.It is not easy to say that it is easy to have a meal in the morning and evening.Shuitongtong porridge served with dried radish can be eaten all year round.So Ah Hao took the old five's basic salary and laid out a few meals.He was happy for many days and nights, and he was not busy checking how the money was spent.That night, Ah Hao prepared rice, crucian carp soup, and fried white bamboo shoots.Wanfa eats five bowls of food in a row.Seeing him wolfing down like this, Ah Hao was so frightened that there was a strange sound in his throat, as if he was hiccupping. oh!Pour the last spoonful of crucian carp soup in the small pot into an empty soup bowl, A Hao shrugged his shoulders.Where in this world!It's like you haven't eaten!oh!Still want to pretend to eat?oh Wan Fa ate until his cheeks burned, as if he had been drunk.It is true that a full meal can be intoxicating, and before the end of 7:30, he was very drunk and sleepy.Can't sleep!Jane is here again!Can't sleep!Jane squatted with both legs together, as if she was defecating.Smoking silently aside, Wanfa dozed off repeatedly, and even took off the cigarette a few times without feeling it. go to sleep!Why are you so tired!Ah Hao almost sucked his bottom ear, and said the words twice. He opened his eyes in surprise, the surname Jiandi hadn't left yet!I can't find out that he is tired of returning to the bottom line, so let's talk!Don't worry about me!As he spoke, he bent down to pick up the cigarette, and the fire went out early.He lit a cigarette, and he puffed it slowly. In the smoke, there was a businessman surnamed Jian and A Hao chatting back and forth, and they were so agreeable. The moon is very round and bright, like the evening of the first day and the end of the fifteenth day.There are no chairs, they are not squatting, they are sitting on stones, as if watching the Mid-Autumn Moon.In the mist, Ah Hao and the people from Lukang with the surname Jian show their hands and move their feet, opening and closing their mouths, not knowing what to say?It's like listening to a pair of ghosts talking heart-to-heart, using the grammar and vocabulary of another world, without understanding a single word, so you can't get into their world! Must have dozed off again. Ah Hao stood up.go to sleep!Still repeat it twice, follow the convention!Ah Hao put on a suit with an unusually wide bottom, the bottom of which was creamy yellow, shining in the shadow of the moon, it turned into a squirrel gray bottom.Foreign materials, this is what she learned last year when she listened to a high-nosed, blue-sea-colored-eyed sermon in church; why she went, she couldn’t remember.No changes have been made, except for a seam turned over where the hem was too long.There is a bottom-like decoration hanging from the chest, which is strung on a white iron chain; there is also such a decoration at the bottom of the lower abdomen, as if to seal up those important places that are so secret! go to sleep!Ah Hao sat back on the rock, still speaking old and new with his surname Jian, in the moon field at the door. Haha, yawning, Wanfa went back to his room to sleep.If his tolerance may have a deep and unpredictable relationship with the chain-style bottom decoration on Ah Hao's dress! When he woke up, Deyue outside was more chubby, and Ruoyue was smiling happily.Stretching out his hand to search the bottom of the straw mat, he found nothing but a hundred steps of snakes biting him to the bottom, Wanfa was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat and forgot to jump up, kicked a wooden box over in a hurry, the sound shook his heart, in this dead grave wild.Patting his head, Wan Fa hated himself for being insensitive, he must have heard the sound, what else could be done? Sure enough they heard him tip over things.Near the door, a straw mat with its head off has been spread out on the ground.Unlatched, the door was wide open to let in the moonlight.Sitting on the mat, Ah Hao's face was shining brightly in the moonlight, and his face was frighteningly pale after being submerged in the water for a long time.He also sat up straight, and the Lukang native surnamed Jian faced the direction of the voice, with fine grains of sweat glistening on his forehead. What are you guys doing?He approached him, making fists with his hands.When the recruits heard the password, Ahao and Jiandi stood up at the same time within half a second, rushing to answer the words, and neither of them gave in a little bit. The elementary school students competed to see who finished the silent recitation first, wow, wow, wow, wow! Can't hear a word clearly.People from Lukang are sweating profusely, their vests are wet against their flesh, their nipples are obviously protruding and granulated.Seeing his whole body mobilized like this, maybe Yu Xin couldn't bear it, so Ah Hao pushed him to the corner of the room and didn't want him to say anything more.Loudly and eloquently, Ah Hao spoke alone, his eyes flicked to Jiandi from time to time.It seems to say: We are just like this.Yes or no?Yes or no?Yes or no? Can't trust her!Twenty or thirty years, the couple didn't know her temperament?There are two long tongues in a big mouth, one is tired of speaking, and the other is a substitute.I don't know when the two locks on the top and bottom of the dress were pried off, Ah Hao was talking and arguing, holding the clothes tightly as the bottom of the chest, as if to prevent it from falling off.Turn a deaf ear to her!Continuing to sing and read to the ear, Ah Haodi's words began to be unrefined, very dirty, and his heart must be in a hurry. Yi Niang, are you listening? !Talk about this half day.Yi Niang, why don't you say a word when you speak?Could it be that he is dumb again? ! The surname Jiandi stepped forward, the smell of fox was pungent, and there was an expression of extreme joy on his face, as if he was looking for a way out.Patting Ah Hao's shoulders, he pointed out that the moon could not illuminate the corner of the house.It looked like someone was curled up there.His eyes suddenly lit up, Ah Hao gave Jiandi some instructions, so he walked towards the dark corner step by step, shaking the sleeping person there with both hands, pushing hard. Wu, get up!stand up!I'll give you Uncle Jane a certificate!get up!Yi Niang, she fell asleep to the tenth hall! You don't know how polite you are.Don't thank him for Jiandi's kindness, but he still wants to jump (Note 11)!Ah Wu got up at night to urinate, saw a dark shadow in the cemetery, and started to cry in fright. When Wan Fa slept undercover again, Ah Hao kept nagging.Mouth is reluctant to leave his deep ears, and loves the appearance of his deep ears.Jane carried him over.Things are as simple as that, why don't you think about it!Ah Wu, you asked him clearly, and you still have a fierce face.I don't want to believe a few words are repeated over and over again, and the words are hard and firm every time, as if the earth is on fire. I'm so tired of hearing, I really wish I could be deaf without any blemish.Who can't believe it? Then why don't you say a word?Wouldn't you be embarrassed by Jiandi?You have no pockets, and you will be jealous, hum! There was a moment of silence.There were two strange noises outside.Did someone cry at the grave in the middle of the night?Are the ghosts fighting?Maybe. Suddenly, what happened to the chain on your clothes?The sound is very natural. She is speechless, right? !Or maybe I can't hear the answer?Tired and dizzy, don't ask! What! Ah Hao chewed his voice.Jane said it was not good-looking, so she pulled it out. ah?This ear, this ear, this ear should listen in, and avoid hearing it, soldiers who flee from battle. Lost it.She opened her throat.Yi Niang, her ears are so stinky! . Leaning close to him, Ah Hao teased him, if Xiang Wu got close to him, since he was no longer fierce. Looking out of the window, the moon is still full of laughter.He suddenly remembered that someone had chanted the song "Yue Niang Laughs at Me Stupid". He is such a fool! Just about to fall asleep, the pungent armpit smell surnamed Jian just now floated up to the nose again, and the eyes were unlocked. Ah Hao's clothes were on the bottom; Sitting on the bottom of the situation, maybe they deceived him, or maybe he was too suspicious.Thinking like this, he never fell into a deep sleep all night. I don't have time to speculate on this right and wrong.A few days later, the owner of the ox cart told him to rent out the ox to plow the field, and asked him to rest for a while.As if deliberately trying to make things difficult, at this critical moment, Jiandi suddenly announced that he would go back to Lukang, and went to Taipei to buy clothes along the way.There was a whole month of delays.Maybe the surname Jiandi will go far away from now on, let's go now!Avoid getting stuck in the mud in the future.Of course, the fifth child has to go back to eat at home. At the beginning, digging and selling sweet potatoes struggled to fill two-thirds of the food for a period of time.By the time the sweet potatoes have been dug out, and the mountains and fields have been searched for the bottom of the aunt's leaves, half of them will be full.It also trampled the women in the village who usually picked the aunt Ye Cun's private house, so that everyone became a flat bottom, and the leaves were all lighted up by thousands of deaf people!They're going to sew one less new suit this year.I can't pick anything, and my throat is as deep as the sea. As the saying goes, it is a bottomless pit that can't be filled. What should I do?what to do?With nothing to do, Wan Fa helped dig the grave to earn a little money.Not every day there is work, and sometimes waiting for three or two days does not necessarily mean that someone dies.well!These days people die less generously than before!People are not ancient!Even if you wait, there are already people who have ears to snatch their jobs to eat.Waiting is not the way, he spends day and night in the village spying on someone in that family who is seriously ill, and then applies for a post of digging a grave or carrying a coffin, even though the patient has not yet died completely.Later, sick people caught a glimpse of his emaciated figure, and hurriedly closed the house behind closed doors, for he was like a prisoner.Now they drag each other as long as the end of the day, one-tenth full. I remember my son who worked part-time in the city.Hungry and trembling, Ah Hao walked four hours on the Disha stone road to the city; when he came home, he only brought a catty of fat pork, a grass carp, and nothing else!It is not easy to earn a living in the city! Someone recommended her to do cooking and cleaning work for a hospital named Lin, which cost 100 yuan a month, including food and accommodation.On the day of the interview, it happened that there was not a single grain of rice left at home; she secretly dug sweet potatoes from someone else's garden, and she heated them with ashes before going down for lunch.This, this, this is the bottom of the sweet potato!When Dr. Lin was interviewing her about the number of children she had, the five farts were so loud that she took the lead in answering her without notifying her beforehand! Are there five?Dr. Lin smiled, trying to give the air a sense of humor. Embarrassed, the more the carbon dioxide in Ah Mei's belly became flatter, the flatter was out of control, and the poetry flourished similarly.Naturally, I lost my job! It's too much to suffer too much resentment outside!Wanfa and Ahao often quarreled at home, talking back and forth.It's good to quarrel and scold when you are so oppressed by a life that is so shrunken, at least you can live with a little life!Fighting never happened.Everyone is skinny, punching them, they are all iron and hard bones, and it hurts their hands, it's no use! After the end of the tenth day of the second month, the people from Lukang, surnamed Jiandi, finally returned. Jane is back!He didn't pretend to be natural, Ah Hao's speech was tied up, and he stuttered very much.Purchased a lot of things.The person is also much fatter. I don't know why she said this, she wants to take a break. He wants Ah Wu to set up a stall for him tomorrow morning, what do you think?Her eyes suddenly lit up.sky!I thought he wasn't coming back!I couldn't hide the excitement in my heart. An extra 200 yuan a month to enter, maybe it won't make the stomach growl so panicked, it's almost impossible to have a faulty alarm clock.You can't let her know that Xintiao is also coming to Jane's house, and you can't give Jane the benefit of others!Wan Fa himself wondered why he was so overweight all of a sudden.People are poor and have aspirations, right?Seeing his deafness, Ah Hao repeated the words again, with a strangely high-pitched voice. His fingers and claws scratched his hair, and his heart itched, leaving patches of dandruff on his bottom.If you want him to go, tell him to go!Very deep voice, tighten people's heart. You don't like him to go?Perhaps the bottom question mark at the end of the sentence was ticked too long and turned into the shape of an exclamation mark. Just go!Am I happy or not? !Shu Leng retorted so much, I couldn't even imagine it! Ah Hao didn't say anything, and when he was about to leave, he turned his head and said something to him that seemed very harsh, and then the figure ran away.I can't hear what she is talking about! In the evening, she was going to have a meal and wait for Wan Fa to be carried back to the coffin. Jane come here with rice?Focusing on the food, Wan Fa suddenly felt very unbearable and starved. When the surname Jiandi was mentioned, Ah Hao had to clear his throat, as if he had just eaten a large amount of sweet bottom.Hmm, first call Jiandi for emergency.I haven't eaten rice for a long time.Uh-huh While opening his mouth to speak, Wan Fa glared at Ah Hao fiercely and swallowed it in a hurry to speak. Don't let her see how hungry he is.What happened to you!In the future, go to the trivial people less.Mo always pestered him, there should be a sense of proportion! Sure enough, Ah Hao kept silent again!Very angry about it. Later, in front of Wanfadi's ears, Ah Hao mentioned Jane's surnamed Lukang people, as if talking about the name of a god, and suddenly became extremely cautious.Tens of thousands of people from Lukang made few visits here after they turned back. I want to remember the embarrassment of that night; Ever since the fifth son went to help the simple bottom clothes dealer and brought his monthly salary home, Wan Fa and the others began to lead a more humane life.Sweet potatoes also grow in crowds.The aunt's leaves are plump and green again.There is no need to go to the village to search for gold and treasure every day to find the dead; Wan Fa can stay at home for a long time, and keep a close eye on Ah Hao and Jian Di, and don't give him any convenience to get along. Then things changed and things went downhill.They are going to take back the diliao house where Lukang residents are currently renting. Mr. Jian, what do you mean by this plan?Sitting between the two men, Ah Hao conveyed Jian's words to Wan Fa's ears. He weighed every word by heart.If you don't follow, he will look at the bottom of a single-door house in the village, and it will be easier to rise and fall at dusk.What exactly do you mean? Unobtrusively, the surname Jian puffed without leaving his lips.The weather has the meaning of turning cold.There was no such familiar foxy smell in the air, and Wan Fa suddenly felt that Chen's eyes were too raw to handle, as if it was his first day at work, especially in foreign agencies. I think about it. Still considering?Yi Niang!What Zhang Zhi? !You man, what to do, you will be poor for the rest of your life just because you are a trickster!Ah Hao stares at him, grinning. Don't refute her, I'm so angry, I will spit out all the dirty things; if I make a loud ah, the signal is unclear, and it is somewhat covered up.Being able to use the deaf ear properly is also crippled but not useless. How much is he going to pay?As soon as Jian Di got up, Wan Fa approached Ah Hao's cheek. Ah Hao stood up.How much do you want?The monthly rent and rice money are posted to you at four hundred and eighty, is it less?I'm used to living in this area, so I fell in love with your dilapidated thatched house.Yiniang, who is looking for a house in the village, only has two buckets of rice a month.Less money? !Do you earn 400 yuan a month?There are no Yi Niang and raw eggs, but there are chicken feces!You will be smashed to pieces in everything!Dry!A smelly ear!The voice is excited, morning chicken, you can hear it clearly in all fields. In the end, the surname is Jiandi or choose auspicious to move into Wanfadi's dormitory.Wanfa and Ahao slept in the back; Jiandi and Laowu spent the night laying straw mats at the bottom of the door; clothes and goods were stacked in the room at the back. In and out of the village, the sky flew up again: Hello, Auntie!Wanfa and Jiandi are sleeping in the same bunk as Ahao!hello aunt As a last resort, Wan Fa was extremely unwilling to go to the village to find out.The villagers laughed at the bottom, embarrassing and he was sad!The family has a surname of Jiandi four hundred and eight, and there is a lot to eat.The salary of the fifth child is in the bag of Wanfa, which is also a prerequisite for Lukang people to enter the house.Wan Fa no longer has to go outside to work hard.During the day he works in the sweet potato garden, Ahao helps him, and at night he concentrates on preventing Jiandi from invading his wife.Just like her shadow, wherever Ah Hao goes, Wan Fa will follow.It is convenient for Ah Hao to go outside the house, and he also lags far behind knowing a little bit of rules to visit.Once such a time, Ah Hao got annoyed by Shadow Follower. With what!Yi Niang, I have never seen such nonsense, watching someone urinate, and then following him, your father (Note 12) will take a hot piss on your face. At the end of the dinner party, the Cold War is at its hottest.While eating, Wan Fa glared coldly at Ah Hao and Jiandi, who were silent and didn't even chew the vegetables and rice.Regardless of the weather, he must be the last one to finish his meal and carry out his great responsibility as an inspector.There were a few times when Ah Hao and Jiandi chatted, their voices were relatively low, and there were excited smiles on their faces.He coughed a few times and coughed a very serious warning, they still chatted lightly with a smile on their face, they seemed to have nothing to do with each other.If Si can bear it, who can't bear it?萬發豁琅丟下碗筷，氣盛氣勃地走出來擂金伐鼓，要廝鬥一場。二十四小時不到，兩漢子就不戰而和啦！幾乎都如此地，每當萬發氣忿走出來，在人面覷不到的地方，便解下緊纏在腰際上的長布袋，翻出紙票正倒著數。才，啊！離頂台牛車還距遠一大截，多少容縱姓簡底一點！這樣底財神，何處找去！以後底幾天萬發或稍為眼糊一些。 原先鹿港人賃居的寮屋一家賣醬菜底住進來。像是這寮底主人底親友。成天夜看他們曬曝蘿蔔，高麗菜，引著蒼蠅移民到這地帶。賣醬菜底有閒也常詣往萬發這邊聊天時。他來時，總領隊過來一群紅頭蠅，營營趕驅不開。蹲在地下說談時，他一縫細底眼，老向寮內瞇瞭著，想鼠探點什麼可以傳笑出去。一臉刃鑽刻薄底形樣，身上老有散不完地醬缸味，很酸人耳目底。來者不善，善者不來。萬發倚重著弱聽不甚打理他，他倒和姓簡底有說談，或許同氣相投吧！ 一夕他統帥著一旅髒蠅來底時候，很巧姓簡底趨至附近小溪裡淨身臭去了。聽出是賣醬菜底聲音他鼻音重得這等樣，彷彿嘴巴探入醬缸底口，一字一個嗡萬發便不出來招呼他。阿好在後面洗著碗。只老五在門外的地裡手心捧著石子耍。萬發聆不出賣醬菜底和老五嗡語著什麼，漸漸地，賣醬菜底聲音提得很高，高得不必要，頗有用意的樣子。 奸（註十三）你母底上哪裡去？ 不詳細老五怎麼對口。 簡底，簡底，那個姦你母底上哪裡去？ 騙肖（註十四）。萬發衝刺出來，一身上下氣抖著，揪上賣醬菜底胸就掄拳踢腿下去，像敲著空醬缸的樣子，賣醬菜底膺膛嗡嗡痛叫著。髒蠅飛散了，或許也驚嚇吃到了幾分。 姓簡底淨身回來，門口四處有他食底，衣底，行底，賣底，亂擲在那裡，彷彿有過火警，東西給搶著移出來。簡姓底鹿港人有著給洗空一盡的感覺。 萬發擋在門前，一眺目到姓簡底捧著臉盆走近前，就揎拳擄袖得要趕盡殺絕他底形狀。 幹伊娘，給你爸滾出去，幹伊祖公，我飼老鼠咬布袋，幹！還欺我聾耳不知情裡！幹伊祖啊！向天公伯借膽啦！欺我聾耳，呵！我奸你母奸你母！眼睛沒有瞎，我觀看不出？幹以為我不知情裡？幹飼老鼠，咬布袋每句底句首差不多都押了雄渾渾底頭韻，聽起來頗能提神醒腦，像萬金油塗進眼睛裡一樣。 當晚姓簡底借了輛牛車便星夜趕搬到村上去，莫敢話別阿好，連瞅她一眼底膽量也給萬發一聲聲幹掉了。 村婦村夫們又有話啦。道什麼萬發向姓簡底討索銀錢使用，給姓簡底回拒了，就把姓簡底爛打出去。有人帶著有目的底善意去看萬發，想挖點新聞來。都給萬發裝著聾耳得至極地打發走了。 日子又乞縮起來啦！蕃薯園地給他人向村公所租下準備種瓊麻。未長熟底地瓜全給翻出土來，萬發僅只拿了壹百元底賠償。也真不識趣地，老五在這時候患起嚴重的腹瀉底症候；拴緊在腰際的錢袋內準備頂牛車底錢便傾袋一空了，在須臾之間。錢給大夫底當時，萬發突然淚眼起，不知究為著什麼？心疼著錢？抑或是歎悲他自家底命運？ 終於以前底牛車主又找他拉車去。一週不滿就有那事故發生了。他拉底牛車。因為牛底發野性，撞碎了一個三歲底男孩底小頭。牛是怎麼撒野起來底？他概不知識。但他仍復給判了很有一段時間底獄刑。牛車主雖然不用賠命，但也賠錢得連叫著天天天！ 在獄中每惦記著阿好和老五底日子如何打發，到很晚夕他還沒有入眠。不詳知為什麼有一次突然反悔起自己攻訐驅攆姓簡那樁事，以後他總要花一點時間指責自己在這事件上底太魯粗了一點的表現。有時又想像著簡底趁著機會又回來和阿好一寮同居。聽獄友說起做妻底可以休掉丈夫底，如若丈夫犯了監。男女平等得很真正底。也許阿好和簡底早聯合一氣將他離緣掉了！這該怎辦？照獄友提供底，應該可以向他們索要些錢底。妻讓手出去，應該是要點錢。當初娶她，也花不少聘禮。要點錢，不為過分底。ridiculous!養不起老婆，還怕丟了老婆，哼！ 阿好愈來愈少去探他底這事實，使他堅信著阿好和姓簡又凹在一起。有一次阿好來了，他問起她生活狀況。起始阿好用別底話支去。最後經不起他堅執地追問，她才俯下首： 簡底回來了。她抬上臉，眼望到很遠的角落去。多虧了簡底照應著一家。 萬發沒有說什麼．實在是無話以對，只記得阿好講這話，臉很酡紅底。有人照應著家，應該是好底。 出獄那日阿好和老五來接。老五還穿上新衣。到家來他也見不到姓簡底。晚上姓簡底回來，帶著兩瓶啤酒要給他壓驚。姓簡向他說著話，咿咿哦哦．實在聽不分明。 阿好插身過來。簡先生給你頂了一臺牛車。明天起你可以賺實在的啦！ 頂給我。萬發有些錯愣了，一生盼望著擁有底牛車竟在眼前實現！興高了很有一會，就很生氣起自己來可卑的啊！真正可卑的啊！竟是用妻換來的！ 不過他還是接下了牛車，盛情難卻地。 幾乎是一定地，每禮拜姓簡底都給他一瓶啤酒著他晚間到料理店去享用一頓。頗能知趣地，他總盤桓到很夜才家來。有時回得太早了些，在門外張探，挨延到姓簡底行事完畢，出來到門口舖席底地方和睡熟了底老五一同歇臥，萬發才進家去，臉上漠冷，似乎沒有看到姓簡底，也沒有嗅聞到那濃烈得非常底腋臭一般。 總是七天裡送一次酒，從不多一回，姓簡底保健知識也相當有一些底哩！ 村裡有一句話流行著：在室女（註十五）一盒餅，二嫁底老娘一牛車！流行了很廣很久的一句話。 打桌圍底那起爭著起來付鈔。他們離去底時候，那個頭比鼓飽了氣底胸還大底的，朝萬發底方向唾了一口痰，差點啐在他臉上。 萬發咕嚕咕嚕喝盡了酒，估量時間尚早，就拍著桌。頭家，來一碗當歸鴨！ 不知悉為什麼剛才打桌圍底那些人又繞到料理店門口幾雙眼睛朝他瞪望，有說有笑，彷彿在講他底臀倒長在他底頭上。 一九六七年三月（原登《文學季刊》第三期） 註一：呷頓嶄底｜吃頓好的。 註二：頭家｜老闆。 註三：桌圍｜聚餐。 註四：臭耳郎｜聾子。 註五：半瞑｜半夜。 註六：厝邊｜鄰居。 註七：羅漢腳｜單身漢。 註八：三不五時｜時常。 註九：月給｜一個月的工資或薪水。 註十；屎哈坑｜茅坑。 註十一：跳人｜責人不是。 註十二；你爸｜生氣語如老子我。 註十三：奸姦簡三字臺同音。（依校書者之母語，三字之音皆不同，奸一聲，姦四聲、簡三聲。） 註十四：騙肖｜混帳。 註十五：在室女｜處女。