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【ON】 Hi!good night everybody!How are you?I am in a very happy mood today, and I really want to share half of the happiness with everyone.Here is the NEB radio station, and it’s time for the hot music calls that everyone is familiar with. From now until nine o’clock, it’s two hours on a beautiful Saturday night. We will warmly broadcast popular songs and nostalgic songs for you again. Good songs, happy songs, nasty songs, disgusting songs, whatever, please feel free to call.Do you know the phone number?OK?Don't dial the wrong number!The person who dialed will lose, the person who answered will be troubled, and the wrong call will be unnecessary.However, starting from the reception of singing at six o'clock, for an hour, the ten telephones of the radio station have been ringing non-stop.Listeners, would you like to hear the phone ringing?How about it?Can't you?That's it!Keep dialing until your finger is broken, keep dialing!

Speaking of last week, I made too many phone calls, and as a result, the fuse blew, causing trouble for everyone.But it's no longer a problem.Yesterday we modified the specially made cables, which are as thick as the legs of an elephant. Needless to say, the legs of an elephant are thicker than those of a unicorn, so please rest assured and play like crazy!Even if the entire staff of the radio station went crazy, the fuse would never blow again.May I?very good.It's still unbearably hot today, but let's blow the heat off with some happy rock music, shall we?Good music exists for this, just like cute girls. OK the first song, just listen to this song quietly.What a great song to make you forget about the heat, Brooke Benton's Rainy Night in Georgia.

【OFF】 Wow!Why is it so hot, I can't bear it Hello!How about turning on the air conditioner?What hell!Hey!Stop it!I'm covered in sweat Yes, that's it Hello!My throat is dying of thirst, can someone bring me a cold Coke? no problem.I won't have to pee.My bladder is so strong!bladder Thanks!Miss Mi, it’s great, um, it’s so cold Hey!no corkscrew fool!You can't open it with your teeth, can you?Hello!Oh, the record is over.I don't have time, so don't play pranks, please!come on, get the corkscrew livestock 【ON】 Great!This is music.Brooke Benton, Georgia rainy night, a little cooler now?But having said that, how many degrees do you think the highest temperature is today?Thirty-seven degrees Oh, thirty-seven degrees.Even in summer, it is too hot.It's just an oven.If it's thirty-seven degrees, it's cooler to be alone than to hold a girl.Do you believe? OK, enough gossip, let's stop here.Now let's play the record, Who will stop the rain sung by Creedence Clearwater Revival, let's all come together! Baby.

【OFF】 Hello!Hello!No!Already opened with the corner stand of the microphone Well, it's good to drink No problem, no hiccups, don't worry Hello!How is baseball?Is the other station on the air? Hello!Wait a minute, why doesn't the station even have a radio?it's a crime Got it, forget it.Anyway, now I want to drink beer, it's so cold Hello!Oops, I want to hiccup Um!