Chapter 10 "Fox Harmony"

Wanfu, whose name is Zixiang, is from Boxing County. He liked to read poetry and books when he was young.The family has a lot of property, but their fate is not good. In their twenties, they still can't pass the exam to be a scholar.There is an old custom in his hometown that the government assigns errands and corvees, which are often distributed to wealthy families, and the honest and honest people often lose their fortunes.Wanfu happened to be reported as a labor laborer. He was afraid and ran away. Wanfu ran to Jinan and rented a room in a hotel.At night, a woman eloped, very beautiful.Wanfu liked her very much, so he kept her.Asked her name, the woman said: I am a fox girl, but I will not harm you!Wanfu has no doubts because he likes her.The woman asked him not to live with other guests, so she came to sleep with Wan every day.All the daily necessities are supplied by the fox girl.It didn't take long, and several friends of Wanfu often came to meet him, often sitting all night long.Wanfu was annoyed, but he was too embarrassed to refuse, so he had to tell the truth to the guest.When the guests heard about it, they wanted to meet the fox girl.Wanfu told the fox girl.The orphan said to the guest: What are you doing seeing me?I'm just a human being!Hearing the voice of the fox girl, it seemed to be in front of my eyes, but I couldn't see anyone when I looked around.

Among the guests was a man named Sun Deyan who liked to joke and insisted on meeting the fox girl. He also said: Hearing this delicate voice makes me fascinated!Why do you want to begrudge your beautiful face and make people miss you just by listening to your voice?The fox girl smiled and scolded: What a great grandson!Want to paint a Carpe Die picture for your old grandma?The guests all laughed.The fox girl said again: I am a fox, so I will tell a story about a fox for the guests.Would you like to hear it?Everyone hurriedly expressed their willingness to listen.The fox girl said: Once upon a time, there was an inn in a certain village, and there were many foxes who often came out to confuse tourists.After the guests knew about it, they warned each other not to stay in this hotel.In the past six months, the front of the hotel has been neglected, and the owner of the hotel is very worried, and he is very taboo about talking about foxes.One day, suddenly a visitor from afar, claiming to be a foreigner, saw the hotel and went in to ask for a stay.The owner of the store was very happy.As soon as the visitor came in, a passer-by told him secretly: There are foxes in this house!The visitor was frightened and hurriedly told the host to move away.The owner tried his best to argue that there were no foxes in the store, so the visitors stayed.When I entered the room and just lay down, I saw a group of mice coming out from under the bed. The visitor was startled, and ran out of the room in a hurry, shouting loudly: "There are foxes!"The owner of the store asked in surprise, and the visitor said: "The fox's den is here, how can you lie to me and say no?"The master asked again: "What does the fox you saw just now look like?"The visitor said: "The one I saw just now is thin and small. It is either the son of a fox or the grandson of a fox!"After the speech, the whole audience burst out laughing.Sun Deyan said: Since you don't want us to see Xianrong, we will stay here tonight, and if we don't leave, you two don't want to sleep either!The fox girl smiled and said: It's okay to stay here, if I offend you a little, please don't take it to heart!Everyone was afraid that she was playing a prank, so they had to leave together.But after that, they came once a few days, and when they came, they laughed and scolded each other with the fox girl.The fox girl is very witty, and every word she says makes the guests laugh, no matter how funny people are, she can't beat her.Everyone jokingly called her Fox Lady.

One day, my friends had a banquet together.Wanfu sat on the host seat, Sun Deyan and the other two guests sat on the left and right, with a couch on top for the fox girl to sit on.The fox girl refused to say that she would not drink, and everyone asked her to sit down and talk with one voice, and the fox girl agreed.After several rounds of drinking, everyone threw dice and ordered melon and vine wine.One of the guests was punished for breaking the order and should drink, so he jokingly pushed the wine glass to the upper seat and said: "Mrs. Fox is still sober, please have a drink for me!"The fox girl smiled and said: I don't know how to drink!Willing to tell a story and serve everyone a drink!Sun Deyan quickly covered his ears, not even listening.All the guests said: whoever curses will be fined to drink!The fox girl said with a smile: I can scold the fox, can I?Everyone said: OK!So they pricked up their ears and listened to her.The fox girl said: "Once upon a time, there was a minister who went to the red-haired country as an envoy.The minister wore a fox fur hat to the king.The king was surprised when he saw the hat, and asked, "What kind of skin is this?"The fur is so thick and warm.The minister told him it was fox fur.The king said: I have never heard of such a thing in my life.How to write the word fox?The minister gestured with his hands in the air and said: On the right is a big melon, on the left is a small dog!The people present roared with laughter.There were two brothers among the guests, one named Chen Suojian and the other named Chen Suowen. Seeing that Sun Deyan was very embarrassed at this time, he said, "Where did the male fox go?"Ren Vixen speaks poisonous words here!The fox girl went on to say: Before the story was finished, it was interrupted by the barking of the dogs.Please let me finish it.The king was very surprised to see the minister riding a mule.The minister told him: This is Ma Sheng.The king was even more surprised.The minister said: In China, a horse breeds a mule, and a mule breeds a foal.The king asked again in detail.The minister said: "The horse gave birth to a mule, which is what I saw; the mule gave birth to a foal, which is what I heard."The whole audience laughed again.Everyone knew that joking was no match for her, so they agreed: whoever swears in jokes will be punished as the host and everyone will be invited to drink.After a while, everyone became more excited.Sun Deyan teased Wanfu again and said: I have a couplet, please read the second one.Wanfu asked: What couplet?Sun Deyan said: This couplet is: when a prostitute goes out to visit her lover, good luck when she comes, and good luck when she goes.All the people in one group were thinking hard about it, but they couldn't make it.The fox girl suddenly smiled and said: I'm right!Everyone is busy listening.The fox girl said: "The Dragon King issued an edict to ask for direct remonstrance, so the turtle can speak, and the tortoise can also speak."Everyone applauded.Sun Deyan was very annoyed, and said: I made an appointment with you just now, why did you break the precept again?The fox girl smiled and said: I was really wrong!But apart from this sentence, it doesn't match your Shanglian.Tomorrow I will host a banquet for everyone to atone for my sins!Everyone laughed.The humor of the fox girl, so and so, can't be finished for a while.

After staying for several months, the fox girl returned with Wanfu.When they arrived at the boundary of Boxing County, the fox girl told Wanfu: "There is a distant relative of mine here, and I haven't seen each other for a long time."Passing by this time, you must go and have a look.It's getting dark, we happened to go to stay for one night, let's leave early tomorrow morning.Wanfu asked where it was, the fox girl pointed forward and said: Not far.Wanfu suspected that there was no village ahead, so he followed her for the time being.After walking for more than two miles, I saw a village, which I had never seen before.The fox girl knocked on the door, and an old servant promised to come out and open the door.Entering the courtyard, one can see numerous pavilions, and it looks like a wealthy family.After a while, the host came out to greet him. An old man and an old lady asked Wanfu to sit down after seeing the courtesy.Put on a sumptuous banquet and treat Wanfu like a new son-in-law.After dinner, the two stayed overnight.The fox girl got up early the next day and said to Wanfu: I hurried home with you, I'm afraid your family will be surprised and surprised.Go back and say something first, and I'll be there later.Wanfu agreed, went home first, and told his family.Soon, the fox girl really came.When talking and laughing with Wanfu, the family only heard the voice, but could not see where he was.

A year later, Wanfu went to Jinan again, and the fox girl followed.Suddenly a few people came, and the fox girl greeted them, asking how warm they were, and being very affectionate.Then he said to Wanfu: I am originally from Shaanxi, but because I have fate with you, I have been with you for so long.Now my brothers are here, I want to go back with them, I can't serve you anymore!Wanfu couldn't keep her in every possible way, so he had to let the fox girl go. 【original】 Wanfu, styled Zixiang, is a native of Boxing, a Confucianist with a young career, a poor family but poor luck, and a strange man in his twenties, so he can't afford a celery.In the countryside, the custom is to pay more for rich households, and those who grow thick will break their homes.Wan Shi reported to serve as a slave, and fled in fear, such as Jinan, where the tax resides and travels against the road.At night, there was a girl named Ben, who was quite beautiful in color. She was very happy and private, and asked her surname.The woman said to herself: "It's a real fox, but it's not for the king."Wanxi without doubt.The woman asked not to share with the guests, so the day came, and she slept with her.Everything needed for daily use is given to the fox.

Nowhere to live, two or three acquaintances, noir to visit, Hengxin does not stay.I am tired of it, but I can't bear to refuse, so I have to tell the guest the truth.The guest is willing to see the fairy face, ten thousand white in the fox.The fox said: "Why do you see me?"I am also human.Hear his voice, but not see his person.The guest has Sun Deyan, who is good at joking, please see him, and said: "If you listen to the delicate voice, your soul will fly away."How stingy with Ronghua, it only makes people miss each other when they hear it?Fox laughed and said, "Good grandson!"Do you want to make a carnival for Gao Zengmu?Everyone laughed.The fox said: "I am a fox. Please talk to the guest about the fox's code. Would you like to hear it?"Everyone is the only one.The fox said: "In the old days there was a hotel in a certain village, so there were many foxes, and they often came out of haunts and travelers."As the guest knows, they don't live in their homes. For half a year, the door is bleak.The owner was very worried, and he even said that he was a fox.Suddenly there was a guest from afar, who said he was a foreigner, and stopped at the door.The host, Dayue, just invited him in, when a passer-by told him, "There is a fox at home."The guest is afraid, the master is white, and he wants to move.The master's power is white, but the guest is stopped.Entering the room and lying down, I saw a group of rats coming out of the bed.The guest was terrified, ran suddenly, and shouted: "There is a fox!"the host asked in surprise.The guest said angrily: "The fox's nest is here, why lie to me that there is nothing?"The master asked again: What do you see?The guest said: "What I have seen now, is it detailed? If it is not a fox, it must be the grandson of a fox?"After all, the guests are bright.Sun said, if you don't see me, I will stay overnight, so I don't want to go, and block your balcony.Fox smiled and said: "It's okay to board."If there is a small jin【ㄨ'; Violation】, please don't mind.The guests were afraid of their pranks, so they dispersed together, but they would come again in a few days, Suohu laughed and scolded.The fox is very humorous, every word is to reverse the guests, and the funny ones can't be subdued.The group play is called Fox Lady.

one day.Set up a high-level wine meeting, Wanju is the host, Sun and the two guests sit on the left and right, and a couch is set up to wait for the fox.Fox speech is not good at wine.Please sit down and talk, Xu Zhi.The wine counts, and the crowd rolls dice for the order of melons and vines.The guests are worth melons, and they will drink it. They play with a toast and move to the seat and say: "Mrs. Fox is too sober, let me borrow a cup temporarily."Fox laughed and said: "I don't drink it because of this, I hope Chen Yidian will help you drink."Sun covered his ears.All the guests said: "Whoever scolds others shall be punished."The fox smiled and said: "How about I scold the fox?"The crowd said: Yes.So listen together.The fox said: In the past, a great minister went to the red-haired country to see the king wearing a fox armpit crown.The king saw it differently, and asked: "What's the fur, the gentleness?"The minister is against the fox.Wang said: I have never heard of this thing in my life.How about fox calligraphy and painting?The envoy's book was empty and he said: "on the right is a big melon, and on the left is a small dog."The host and the guest roared again.The two guests, the Chen brothers, one sees and the other hears.Seeing Sun Da embarrassed, he said: "Where is the male fox, and the female fox is poisonous like this?"The fox said: "The discussion on Shiyi Dian is not over yet, so it was disturbed by barking, please end it."It was very different when the king saw his envoy riding a mule.The envoy said: "This horse is born."It's very different.The envoy said: In China, a horse breeds a mule, and a mule breeds a foal.Wang asked about his condition carefully.The envoy said: "The horse gave birth to a mule, which is what I saw, and the mule gave birth to a foal, which is what I heard."Sit up and laugh.Everyone knows that they are invincible, so they meet: if there is a joke later, they will be punished as hosts.

When the wine was full of wine, Sun Xi called Wan and said: "A couplet, please belong to it."Wan said: "How so?"Sun said: When a prostitute goes out to visit his lover, he will be blessed when he comes, and blessed when he goes.Everyone is thinking wrong.Fox laughed and said: "I have it."Confrontation: The Dragon King issued an imperial edict to ask for direct remonstrance, so the turtle can speak, and the tortoise can also speak.The crowd fell down.Sun Dayun said: "It's suitable to be in alliance with you, why do you break the precept again?"Fox laughed and said: "The guilt is my fault, but it can't be right without this."A banquet will be held tomorrow to redeem my past.Just laugh at each other.The humor of the fox.It cannot be stated.After living for several months, he returned home with Wan.As for the boxing circle, I told Wan: I have relatives from Jiajia [ㄐㄧㄚㄈㄨ; metaphor of distant relatives] here.Day and night, boarding with the king, it is okay to wait until dawn.If you inquire about it, it's not far away.There is no doubt that there is no village before this, so I follow it.Two miles away, I saw a village, which I had never experienced in my life.The fox went to knock at the gate, and a gray head came out to answer the door.If you enter, there will be many gates and pavilions, just like a family.When I saw the master, there was an old man and a wife, who bowed to each other and sat down.The banquet was rich, and I waited for Wanyi to marry Ya, so I stayed here.Hu Zao said, "I'm going to return home with you, for fear of being shocked."You should go first, and I will follow.Follow his words, come first, and tell the family in advance.Not long after the fox arrived, he laughed with Wanyan, and everyone heard about it, but did not see him.Over the years, Wanfu has done things in the economy, and the fox has been with him.Suddenly several people came, and the fox followed and talked, and exchanged pleasantries.Naiyu Wan said: I am originally from central Shaanxi, and I have a long-standing relationship with you, so I follow Xu Shi.Now my brother is here, and he will return from here, so he can't do anything.If you can't stay, go.