Chapter 22 "Po"

There is a man named Sun Zichu in the east of Guangdong, who is a famous scholar.He was born with six fingers, has a simple and honest personality, and is slow to speak.When others lied to him, he believed them to be true. Sometimes when he saw a singing girl sitting at a table, he turned around and left when he saw them from a distance.Others knew that he had such a temper, so they tricked him in and let the prostitutes tease and persecute him. He was so ashamed that his face turned red all the way to his neck, and beads of sweat dripped down his face.Because of this, everyone laughed at him, described his stupid appearance, spread rumors everywhere, and gave him an ugly nickname Sun Chi.

There is a big businessman in this county, Mr. Mou, who is richer than princes and princes. His relatives are all rich and powerful.A wealthy businessman has a beautiful daughter named Po. Her parents are busy choosing a husband for her.Many sons of famous noble families came to propose marriage, but the merchants were not interested.It happened that Sun Tzuchu's wife died, someone teased him and advised him to propose marriage to a rich merchant.Sun Tzuchu didn't even think about his own situation, so he asked a matchmaker to go.The businessman also knew Sun Zichu's name, but thought he was too poor and refused to agree.When the matchmaker was about to leave, he happened to meet Po.A Bao asked what was the matter, and the matchmaker explained his purpose, and A Bao jokingly said: If he can cut off that extra finger, I will marry him.The matchmaker told Sun Zichu this.Sun Ziyan said: This is not difficult.After the matchmaker left, Sun Tzuchu chopped off the sixth finger with an axe. The blood flowed profusely, and he almost died of pain.A few days later, when I was able to get up, I went to the matchmaker's house to show her the hand with six fingers chopped off.The matchmaker was taken aback, and hurried to the rich merchant to tell Abao.Ah Bao was also very surprised, and joked that Sun Tzuchu had to get rid of that idiot.After hearing this, Sun Tzuchu defended loudly, saying that he was not demented, but he had no chance to confess his love to Abao in person.After thinking about it, Ah Bao may not be as beautiful as a fairy, so why raise his worth so high.Therefore, the idea of ​​courtship also cooled down.

It just so happens that Ching Ming Festival is here, and according to the custom, this day is the day when women go out for an outing in the countryside.Some frivolous teenagers also walked together, commenting on the women and making fun of them at will.Several friends of literary circles also forcibly dragged Sun Tzu away, and some laughed at him and said: Don't you want to see your lovely beauty?Sun Zichu knew that everyone was teasing him, but because he was mocked by A Bao, he also wanted to see what kind of person A Bao was, so he happily followed everyone to watch.From a distance, I saw a woman resting under a tree, surrounded by a group of wicked young men like a wall.Friends said: This must be Po.I ran over and saw that it was Po.If you look closely, it is very beautiful and very moving.After a while, there were more and more people watching, and A Bao got up and left in a hurry.Everyone was fascinated, commenting, almost going crazy, only Sun Zichu was silent.Everyone walked away, but looking back, Sun Zichu was still standing there blankly, refusing to answer his call.Everyone came to pull him and said: Did the soul go with Po?Sun Tzuchu still didn't speak.Everyone is not surprised because he is usually dull and speaks little.Someone pushed him, someone pulled him, and went home.

When grandson Chu arrived home, he fell headfirst on the bed.I can't sleep all day long, like I'm drunk, and I can't wake up even if I shout.The family thought he had lost his soul, and calling him in the wild didn't work.I patted him vigorously and asked him, and he said vaguely: I'm at Abao's house.When I asked him again, he fell silent again.The family members were terrified and didn't know what was going on. At the beginning, when grandson Chu saw Abao go away, he felt very sad. He felt that his body had gone with her, and he gradually leaned against her belt, and no one scolded her.So I went home with Bao.Sitting and lying down with A Bao, and at night they have sex with A Bao, very affectionate and happy.But I just feel very hungry and want to go home, but I don't know the way home.Every time Ah Bao dreamed of having sex with someone, and asked his name, he always said: I am Sun Zichu.Ah Bao felt very strange, but it was inconvenient to tell others.

Sun Zichu lay in bed for three days, and it seemed that he was about to die. The family members were anxious and afraid, so they asked someone to go to the merchant's house to beg for Sun Zichu's soul to be summoned.The businessman said with a smile: "I have never had any contact with each other. How could you leave your soul in my house?"The Sun family begged endlessly, and the merchant agreed.The witch came to the merchant's house with Sun Tzuchu's old clothes and straw mat.After Ah Bao knew the reason for her visit, she was terrified. She refused to let the witch go elsewhere, and took the witch directly to her room, and left after letting the witch greet her.As soon as the witch came back to the door of Sun's house, Sun Zichu on the bed inside the house was already moaning.After waking up, he could still clearly say the name and color of Abao's interior furnishings, which is not bad at all.When Ah Bao heard about it, he became even more frightened, but he also felt the depth of Sun Tzuchu's affection in his heart.

After grandson Chu Neng got up, whether he was sitting or standing, he was always lost in thought, in a trance, as if he had lost something.I often inquire about Po's news, hoping to see Po again.On the day of the Buddha Bathing Festival, I heard that Abao was going to burn incense at Shuiyue Temple. Sun Zichu went to wait by the roadside early in the morning.Ah Bao saw Sun Zichu from the car, raised the curtain with his slender hands and stared at him intently.Sun Zichu was even more moved, and followed behind.A Bao suddenly asked the maid to ask his name.Sun Tzuchu spoke very attentively, and his soul was even more shaken. He didn't go home until the car had left.

After Sun Tzuchu returned home, his old illness relapsed, he would not eat or drink, and called Abao's name in his sleep, hating his soul for not being able to go to Abao's house like last time.There was a parrot in his family, which died suddenly at this time, and the child was playing with it by the bed.Sun Tzuchu saw it and thought, if I can become a parrot, I can fly to Abao's room by spreading my wings.Just thinking about it in my heart, my body has turned into a parrot, and it flew out lightly, and flew all the way to Ah Bao's room.Ah Bao happily caught it, tied its legs with a rope, and fed it with hemp seeds.The parrot suddenly said in a human voice: "Sister, don't tie me up, I'm Sun Zichu!"Abao was startled, and hurriedly untied the rope, but the parrot did not fly away.Abao prayed to the parrot: Your affection has been engraved in my heart.Now that we humans and birds are different, how can a good marriage be reconciled?The parrot said: To be by your side, my wish has been fulfilled.It will not eat when fed by other people, but it will only eat if it is fed by Po.When A Bao sat down, the parrot squatted on her lap; when A Bao lay down, the parrot snuggled up beside her.After three days like this, Ah Bao took pity on it, so he quietly sent someone to check on Sun Zichu.Seeing his grandson Chu Zang lying on the bed, he has been out of breath for three days, but his heart is still warm.Ah Bao prayed again: If you can become a human again, I will accompany you even if I die.The parrot said: You lied to me!Bao immediately swore.The parrot squinted its eyes, as if thinking about something.After a while, Ah Bao bound his feet and took off his shoes under the bed. The parrot rushed down, picked up the shoes in its beak, and flew away.Ah Bao hurriedly called it, and the parrot had already flown away.Ah Bao sent an old mother to visit, and Sun Zichu really woke up.

When the people of the Sun family saw an embroidered shoe brought by the parrot, it fell to the ground and died. Just as they were wondering, Sun Zichu had already woken up.I started looking for shoes as soon as I woke up, and everyone didn't know what was going on.It happened that the old mother of Abao's family arrived.When I entered the room and saw Sun Zichu, I asked him where the shoes were.Sun Zichu said: The shoe is the token that Ah Bao swore, please tell me that my grandson Chu will never forget her golden promise.The old mother came back and said the same thing again, and Ah Bao was even more surprised, so she asked the maid to disclose these incidents to her mother.After more detailed inquiries, the mother said, "Sun Zichu is still talented and has a good reputation, but he is as poor as Sima Xiangru."After choosing a son-in-law for several years, and finally getting something like this, I am afraid that he will be laughed at by the dignitaries.Abao refused to marry him because of the shoes, so her parents had to listen to her.Someone ran to tell Sun Zichu the news. Sun Zichu was very happy and recovered from his illness immediately.

Abao's parents want to recruit their grandson Chu.Abao said: A son-in-law should not live in his father-in-law's house forever.What's more, his family is poor, and he will be looked down upon if he lives for a long time.Since the daughter has agreed to him, she has no complaints about living in thatched cottages and eating coarse food.Sun Tzuchu then went to marry his bride, and the two were as happy to meet each other as if they were reunited after a lifetime of husband and wife. Since then, the grandson Chu's family has Abao's dowry, which increases the family property and improves life.Sun Tzuchu was just fascinated by the book and didn't know how to run a family and manage money.Abao is a person who is good at managing his family, so he doesn't have to worry about everything in the family.After three years, the family became richer.But Sun Zichu suddenly got a fever and died.Ah Bao cried very sadly, the tears in his eyes never dried up, he did not sleep, he did not eat, he did not listen to anyone's persuasion, and hanged himself at night.After the servant girl found out, she hurriedly rescued her and woke up, but she never ate.Three days later, the family gathered relatives and friends to prepare for the funeral of grandson Chu.Hearing the sound of groans coming from the coffin, he opened it and saw that Sun Zichu had come back to life.I said yes: I met the king of hell, and the king of hell said that my life was simple and sincere, and ordered me to be a minister.Suddenly someone said: Sun Bu Cao's wife is coming soon.Hades checked the book of life and death and said: She is not yet ready to die.Another said: I haven't eaten for three days.Yama turned around and said: Your wife's righteous behavior has touched me, let you be reborn in this world.So I sent a groom to lead the horse and send me back.

From then on, Sun Tzuchu's body gradually returned to normal.This year coincided with the township examination. Before entering the examination room, a group of teenagers teased Sun Zichu by drawing up seven weird test questions, and tricked Sun Zichu to a secluded place, saying: These are the test questions that someone got through their relationship. Secretly tell you.Sun Tzu Chuxin thought it was true, and after thinking about it day and night, he prepared seven stereotyped essays.Everyone secretly laughed at him.At that time, the chief examiner considered that using the past questions would lead to plagiarism, so he deliberately deviated from the convention. When the test questions were handed out, they were exactly the same as the seven questions prepared by Sun Zichu. Sun Zichu won the first place in the provincial examination.In the second year, he won the Jinshi again and entered the Hanlin Academy.The emperor heard about these strange things about Sun Zichu, and summoned him for questioning, and Sun Zichu explained everything truthfully.The emperor was very appreciative and happy.Later, he summoned Ah Bao and rewarded him with many things.

Yi Shi's comment: People who are obsessed with sex must focus on their will, so those who are obsessed with reading must write well, and those who are obsessed with skills must practice their skills extremely well.Those who are frustrated and achieve nothing in society think that they are not crazy.Like those who lost their property for whoring and lost their family for gambling, is this something that idiots do?It can be seen from this that the real idiot is the one who is too smart, so how can Sun Tzu Chu be considered an idiot? Set ten types of idiots: burying gold and pretending to be poor.Kua'er is smart and dazzles guests.Teaching children to read is not serious.Don't tell anyone when you are sick.Pay customers to whore women.Banquet gambling is often deceptive.Ask someone to write a composition to coax his father.Father and son settle accounts too seriously.The family plays carefully everywhere.The disciples will bet on Xisharen. 【original】 The grandson Chu of western Guangdong is also a famous scholar.There are branches.The nature is tactful, and people lie to it, and they often believe it to be true.Or if there are singing girls on duty, they must look away but leave.Maybe you know it, and if you lure it, and make a prostitute force you, you will face [ㄔㄥ; red] face all over your neck, and sweat will drip down, because you are laughing together.Then he looked like he was in a daze, and was passed down as an ugly word by post, and he was named Sun Chi. There is a certain Weng, Dajia, who is rich with Wang Houyi [ㄌㄜ'; equal].In-laws are all nobles.There is a daughter, Po, who is stunning.To choose a good horse every day, and everyone contends for the poultry makeup, is not a man's will.Those who lost their marriage in life and had fun, advised them to communicate with the media.Life is not self-proclaimed, so follow its teaching.Weng Su had his name, but he was poor.The matchmaker is about to come out, and when she meets Bao, ask her and tell her.The female opera said: "Take off its branches and fingers, and return the remaining angelica."The woman told the students.Sheng said: It's not difficult.When the matchmaker is gone, he cuts off his finger with an axe, and the pain pierces his heart, the blood is poured out, and he dies on the verge of death.After a few days, I will be able to get up and go to the media to show it.I was shocked and ran to tell my daughter.Women are also strange, so please go to their idiots again.If you hear about it and make a fuss about it, you say you are not crazy; but without seeing it, you dissect yourself.Then thinking that Ah Bao may not be as beautiful as a heavenly man, why is he in such a high position?Because of this, I suddenly felt cold. It will be on Qingming Festival, so it is customary for Japanese women to travel, and frivolous young people will also accompany them in groups, enjoying their moonlight.Several people from the same company forcefully invited students to go.Or mockingly said: Don't you want to see someone?Sheng also knows that he is playing himself, but because he is teased by women, he also thinks that when he sees him, Xin [ㄒㄧㄣ; Tongxin word] then follows the crowd to find him.In the distance, I saw a woman resting under a tree, surrounded by evil boys like a wall.The crowd said: This must be Ah Bao.Go for it, Guobao.Judging the truth, she is unparalleled in beauty.The less you pour, the thicker you will be.The girl got up and left quickly.All the emotions are upside down, and the head and feet are full of questions, and there are wild ones; life is lonely and silent.And everyone else is suitable, looking back, life is still stupid and established, and it should not be called.The group dragged and said: "The soul goes with Abao?"Also do not answer.The crowd thinks it is simple, so it is not strange, or push it, or pull it back, and return it.When I get home, I go straight to bed and lie down all day long, so drunk that I can't wake up.His family members suspected that he had lost his soul, so they recruited him in the wilderness, but nothing could be done.Asked about it with a strong clap, the answer was hazy: I am at Abao's house.And carefully questioned, but also silent.The family was bewildered.At the beginning, when I was born and saw my daughter go, I couldn't bear to let go, and felt that my body had already followed her, and gradually approached her waist belt, and there was no one to care about.So I returned from my daughter, sitting and lying by her, and at night I had sex with her, and I got acquainted with each other very well; but I felt very discouraged in my belly, and I wanted to go back home, but I didn't know the way.Every time a woman dreams of making friends with someone, she asks his name, saying: "My grandson Chu Ye."If you have a different heart, you can't tell others.Living and lying down for three days, if the Qi rests, it will be wiped out [completely wiped out].The family was terrified, so they asked someone to tell Weng politely, wanting to summon his soul.Weng said with a smile: "If you don't go back to each other in the past, why leave your soul behind my family?"The family mourned, and Weng Shiyun.Witches take their old clothes and recommend them in the past.When the female interrogation found out the reason, she was terrified, and didn't listen to him, but went straight into the room, and left after being greeted.When the witch returned to the door, he was already groaning on the couch.After waking up, the fragrance of women's rooms [ㄌㄧㄢ; utensils for holding incense], what color and name are there, and the history is not good.When the woman heard it, she was horrified, and felt the depth of her affection.Living away from bed and sleeping, sitting and meditating, suddenly forgetting.Every time I watch Abao, I hope to catch him again and again. On the Buddha Bathing Festival, I heard that the perfume will come down to the Moon Temple, so I went to wait on the left side of the road early in the morning, dazzled and tired.At noon in the day, the girl begins to arrive.I saw life from the car, and I used the curtain with my hands to stare at it without turning.Live and move, follow it.The woman suddenly ordered Tsing Yi to ask her surname.Students are diligent and self-developed, and their souls are shaken.The car goes, only returns.Returning to illness, fasting silently, often calling treasure names in dreams.Every time I hate myself, I will never recover.The family used to raise a parrot, which died suddenly, and the child held it on the bed.Born to think: If you are a parrot, you can reach a woman's room with wings.Thinking about it in my heart, the parrot flew away and went straight to the treasure house.The girl jumped at him with joy, locked his elbows, and fed him pockmarks.Shouted: "Sister, don't lock it!"My grandson Chu Ye!The woman was terrified, and she untied her, but she did not go.The female wish said: Affection has been sealed in the center of [ㄓㄨㄢ'; India].Now that humans and birds are different, how can the marriage be reconciled?Niaoyun: To get close to Fangze is to fulfill my wish.Others feed it and don't eat it, but women feed it themselves and eat it.When a woman sits, she gathers her knees; when lying down, she rests on her bed.If it is three days, the woman is very pitiful.The yin makes people sleepy [ㄐㄧㄢ'; prying] when they are born, they will lie down stiff and breathless for three days, but their hearts are not frozen.The woman wished again: If the king can become a man again, he should swear to obey him to the death.Niaoyun: Lied to me.The woman is her own arrow.Bird looked sideways thoughtfully.A few minutes later, the female bundles were bent, untied the shoes under the bed, the parrot suddenly got off, and flew away with the shoes.The woman called out urgently, the flight was already far away. If the maid goes to explore, she will be born.When the family members saw the parrot coming with embroidered shoes, fell to the ground and died, they all agreed.Life is Su, that is, Su.Don't know why.Appropriate women arrive, look into the students, and ask where the shoes are.The birthday said: It is A Bao's pledge.The excuse is repeated: Xiaosheng never forgets Jin Nuoye.The woman turned against her life.The daughter is curious about it, so she makes the maid express her affection to the mother.The mother's trial was true, but she said: "This son's talent and name are not bad, but he is as poor as he is."If you get a son-in-law in a few years, you will laugh at the obvious.Women use shoes to avoid him.Mrs. Weng followed it.Chi Baosheng.Life is happy, and the disease is cured.Weng discussed all the families.The daughter said: "A son-in-law should not stay in Yue's family for a long time; Kuang Lang is poor, and Jiu Yi will be a lowly man."The son promises it, and the place is fluffy and sweet, and he doesn't complain.Life is a personal welcome and a gift, and meeting is like rejoicing after a lifetime [Tong Huan]. Naturally, the family got the dowry [that is, the dowry] Xiaofu, which greatly increased its products.But students are obsessed with books, and they don't know how to manage their family and career; women are good at living and accumulating, and don't accumulate their lives with other things.After living for three years, the family will become richer.Sudden illness and thirst, died.The woman cried in pain, her tears were not clear, and she had no sleep or food.If you don't accept the persuasion, you can read by yourself at night.The servant girl wakes up after first aiding him, but he will not eat in the end.On the third day, gather relatives and parties, and will die in a funeral.Hearing the groan in the coffin, he opened it, and he has been resurrected.Said to himself: Seeing the king of Pluto, with a simple and sincere life, he was ordered to be a minister.Suddenly someone said: Sunbu Cao's wife is coming.Wang Ji Guilu said: If you don't answer this, you will die.You Bai: Don't eat for three days.Wang Gu said: Thank you for your wife's righteousness, and I will give you a new life.Because the driver controls the horse and sends the rest back.From this the body becomes flat.At the age of Dabi, before entering the imperial court, all the young people played with it, and planned a total of seven secluded questions, quoting the secluded places and words, saying: This is a joint of a certain family, and I will teach you the secret.Believe it, ponder it day and night, and make it into seven arts, which makes everyone laugh.Those who take the time code test consider that the familiar questions have some disadvantages, and their strength is against the regular scriptures. On the question paper, all seven arts are in line.He was born to be the first one.Next year, he will be promoted to Jinshi and given Ci Lin.Hearing the difference, he summoned him to ask.Born to play.Shangda Jiayue.Later, I summoned Abao, and the reward [ㄌㄞ'; reward] was added. Yi Shi said: If you are insane in nature, you will concentrate your ambitions. Therefore, those who are book-lovers must be skilled in literature, and those who are art-crazy must be good in skills;And like Fenhua going bankrupt, Lu's pheasant [that is, Hulu drinking pheasant, gambling] ruined his family, what a fool!It is a real idiot to pass by with knowledge and wisdom; why is that grandson so insane! Collected idiots ten: poor food in the cellar.Noir praises children's wisdom to customers.Ai'er couldn't bear to be taught to read.Taboo diseases are afraid of being known.Invest to earn money.Stealing drinks will make people gamble.Qian [ㄑㄧㄢ'] Ren [please ask someone to do it for you] Composition to deceive father and brother.The accounts of father and son are too clear.Household machinery.Xi disciple is good at gambling.