Chapter 34 Sixth and Ninth Techniques: It’s okay to say a few words

Long-winded talk has always been hated by people.However, on certain occasions or in a special atmosphere, it is not a big deal to be verbose. Sometimes it can enliven the atmosphere, enhance the interest of the conversation, and make you adapt to the situation and accept some verbal battles that normal speech cannot handle. For example: At a newlyweds' wedding, guests point to the bride and ask the groom: Who is this? No introduction? The groom thought for a moment, and immediately replied: This is my mother-in-law's eldest daughter and my mother's eldest daughter-in-law. Two long-winded words made everyone laugh out loud.

According to common sense, for a question like this, it is enough to simply answer that she is my wife, but the groom used long-winded language and made a big circle, which suddenly enlivened the atmosphere of the wedding.This is one of the wonderful things about using wordy words. When you are in an extremely embarrassing situation, you might as well say a few words, which can help you get out of the predicament and improve your relationship. Xiao Chen and his wife, Xiao Ma, have been married for three years and have no children. Both of them are very distressed.One day, the two of them met some classmates on the street. During the conversation, the son of an old classmate suddenly asked Xiao Ma, Xiao Chen's wife:

Aunt Ma, my mother said that she would give me your son as my god brother. When will I see my brother? Facing the ignorant questions from the children, Xiao Ma was very embarrassed, so please answer, how should you answer?If you don't answer, you won't be able to get off the stage. At this time, Xiao Chen who was standing by the side had an idea and replied: Don't worry, it's not this year, it's next year, it's not next year, it's the year after Xiao Chen's long-winded words not only helped his wife, Xiao Ma, out of the siege, but also did not disappoint the children.The second is the wonderful use of wordy.

Long-windedness is also one of the most powerful weapons to fight back against those who know what they know and make fun of others.There is a meddlesome person who often likes to dig other people's privacy for fun.When he learned that his neighbor Xiao Feng's wife, Xiao Shen, was seven years older than Xiao Feng, he came to Xiao Feng's house and deliberately teased Xiao Feng, saying: How old is your wife Xiao Shen this year? Xiao Feng knew that this person had bad intentions, so he replied angrily: Age 30, native of Tainan, female, she is seven years older than me, I am seven years younger than her, her age minus seven is exactly my age, my age plus seven is her age you still have What to know?

Xiao Feng's long-winded words were like setting off firecrackers, leaving no room for the other party to intervene.The good guy had no choice but to leave angrily. If Xiao Feng hadn't answered in such a long-winded manner, this good-natured person would have asked questions endlessly, which would definitely put him in an embarrassing situation and make it difficult for him to step down.The third is the wonderful use of wordy. It should be said that long-winded language is also a kind of friendly language. In some occasions of farewell and reunion, proper use of long-winded language will make people feel funny, warm, considerate, or feel that you value something.