Chapter 10 Chapter Nine Five Misunderstandings

Someone in the crowd farts. You can only guess secretly, you don't have to ask; You can only enjoy it silently, without having to track down the culprit. 1. Chinese people do not get sick A group of Chinese and a group of Americans joined the tour group. Everyone talked and laughed along the way, which was great. Another day we will go to Tibet together.An old beauty said: That is a place I have never been to. Great, the Chinese say: We are the guides. It was great to have a local as a guide.Lao Mei also said: The last time I went to India, I was accompanied by Indian friends.As a result, a group of people were all sick, vomiting and diarrhea, only the Indian friend was not sick, and he took care of us.

Really! yes!Do you know how dirty India is?We only drank canned Coke, ate cooked food, and were careful enough to get sick just because we brushed our teeth and rinsed our mouths with hotel tap water. The American smiled: However, maybe if you Chinese go there, you won’t get sick. The Chinese were all taken aback for a moment, and then one asked very unhappy: Hello!What do you mean by that? Second, the black dog is the best In the cafeterias of American universities, students with white skin, yellow skin, and black skin sit together to eat. I have eaten hare meat.A white student said: It's delicious!

I have eaten geese, I shot them myself, it's awesome!said a black student. That's not surprising!I have eaten dog meat.The yellow-skinned student laughed. The whole restaurant suddenly fell silent, and several girls looked like they were about to vomit. One black, two yellow, three flowers and four white!The yellow-skinned student continued: "The best food is the black dog."The black dog is the best! Several black students in the restaurant stood up, turned their heads, turned around, and walked out. Three, dislike not dislike The husband has been unemployed for a long time, but fortunately his wife has a job and supports the family.

On this day, the husband went out to seek a job, but came back disappointed, entered the door, sat on a chair and sulked. It doesn't matter!Find it slowly!Don't worry.The wife went to comfort her husband: I will not despise you! You won't dislike it?the husband asked. yes!Do you see that I despise you? If you say that, you are disliking me!the husband roared. 4. Why make an appointment again? Hello!Is Lao Wang here? He's not in now.The secretary asked: Who are you? I'm Lao Li! oh!Mr. Li, I have seen you.If you have any suggestions, I will convey them to you. When will Pharaoh come back?I have to tell him myself.

Didn't you just meet him the day before yesterday? The other party suddenly became hairy, and amplified his voice: Can we not touch again after meeting?Is your Boss Wang such a big name? Five, too late A few colleagues dined together. After eating happily, the waiter brought coffee. Wait a moment!A lady stopped the waiter who turned away: I want a sugar substitute (that is, low sugar). The waiter quickly handed it over and said with a smile: I'm sorry!Miss, how do I see, you are so slim, you don't need to use sugar substitutes. joke!Weight loss should start early!The lady proudly said: Don't wait until I am obese, then lose weight!Then it will be too late.

The waiter smiled and left, walked halfway, turned back, and asked a fat lady at the table: "I'm sorry!"I forgot to ask if you want sugar substitute. The fat lady's complexion was already not very good, but when she heard her question, she became even angrier: No need!I'm running out of time! have something to say After reading the previous stories, may I ask, are those people wrong?Or are obedient people listening? The speaker did not have any malice, but he might offend someone and make the scene very embarrassing.The reason is very simple The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.

◎He is not you People are amazing.Due to different growth backgrounds, the same sentence and the same action can cause completely different reactions. For some ethnic groups, if you pass food to him with your left hand, he will feel humiliated, because they are used to grabbing food with their right hand and wiping their buttocks with their left hand. In some ethnic groups, when you cross your legs and turn your feet towards him, he will immediately turn against you.Because they think it's disrespectful, that you're stepping on him. In the same sentence, you say red.It is absolutely impossible for certain A and certain B to have the same red in their hearts.

The same black suit with a bit of blue, if you say it is black, others may say it is blue. Knowing this, can you be careless in your words?The problem is, everyone is different, how should you be careful? I think there are at least the following principles that can be followed. 1. Don’t say anything that can’t change the facts oops!Sir, if you take care of your hair early, you won't be bald like this. oops!Miss, you are so beautiful, it would be great if your skin was a little fairer. This dress really suits you, it's a pity you're a little short, if you were two inches taller, you'd be awesome!

You may hear this kind of words often.The question is, if the speaker has no intention, can it not be intentional? I'm afraid it's not a good idea to ask for a hundred. You know that my hair won't grow back, I'm born with dark skin, and I'm already this tall, so why do you say that? You said, what's the use?Can you change the facts? ◎What facts are hard to change? Race is hard to change, gender is hard to change, age is hard to change, height is hard to change, even religious and political leanings are hard to change. Therefore, everyone in Western society knows that it is best not to touch these issues when chatting.

Look, during the general election, why do many couples turn against each other because of different support objects?If you observe carefully, usually the husband is very considerate and the wife is very gentle. Why would they each wear their own hats and wave their own flags when it comes to elections? Because people are so wonderful, in terms of political and religious orientation, as long as they belong to faith, it is difficult to compromise.When encountering those who are difficult to compromise, those who are easy to talk become difficult to talk about, and even a little sheep can become a big tiger.

◎Can’t be changed but can be discussed On the contrary, some things seem to be unchangeable, but they can be discussed. For example, if a person has gray hair, the hairdresser can say Ma'am, you may be too worried, some gray hairs have come out recently! yes!old!what to do! What's so strange about this, it's done!These days, who is not dyed? She will probably listen to you and dye her hair, and once she dyes her hair for a lifetime, you will earn money for a lifetime. ● Another example is a woman who is fat, and usually does not allow others to talk about her.But when she went to skin care, she could listen to some words. Miss!In fact, the fat on your body is not permanent fat. permanent fat? Permanent fat is fixed and cannot be removed.You can take off the fat on your body. how to get it oops!As long as you come three times a week, I will use the latest products for you and push them slowly until they disappear. You said, will she be moved? ● Another example is fortune-telling and fortune-telling. What trouble! What trouble?Banxian, it doesn't matter if you speak bluntly! I see the relationship between your husband and wife, I'm afraid it will happen in the past two years Will there be changes?There is a crisis? Well, it's not necessarily an affair, it could also be a health issue. Health, you mean my husband, he is really tired recently, what should I do?what to do? In fact, life is not impossible to change, as long as you So, in this way, you are asked to wrap the red rope, make meritorious deeds, burn incense and offer money, change your name, and a lot of ways to change your life have come out. How many people have been fooled and suffered a great loss because of this. ◎A glimmer of hope comes at a great price Looking at the above examples, they are all fait accompli facts, why not only can you touch, but also get hooked when you touch the other party? The reason is very simple Because he still has hope.People often pay the highest price for that last ray of hope in times of despair. The person who can speak the most will always be the person who can give people the most hope. Someone got terminally ill, the doctor said that he would die soon, and his family also said that it was only a matter of time. You are different!As soon as you see him, you say: I don't believe you will die, God will not treat you badly, I have a sixth sense, and I guarantee that your illness will be cured.Do you want to make a bet with me? You said, will he like you? Even if he knows you're lying to him, he still wants to see you. Because you gave him a glimmer of hope. Even on that day, when he is about to die, when you go to see him, he may smile wryly and say a faint sentence to you: You lost the bet! You didn't lose!You won his heart, and even his family. 2. Don’t say anything that will cause a differentiation effect Most of what went wrong in the story at the beginning of this chapter was because the speaker used the rule of dichotomy or third. The definition of dichotomy is simply that you separate him from you or him from him He is fat, you are thin. We are white, you are yellow. But dichotomies can also arise from contrasts. For example: You are a teacher, and you go to see a group of students' art exhibitions, and one of them has a very good painting. You praise him greatly, and even write a letter for him, and he proudly hangs it at the entrance of the art exhibition. You are an art critic, and you also went to see that art exhibition and admired that person, so you wrote an art review.Only tout that one painter. You are a parent, praising one of your children in front of many guests. Your old friend used to be the editor-in-chief of a magazine, but now he has been promoted to be the boss, and his deputy has been promoted to be the editor-in-chief. You see that the magazine has suddenly improved a lot, so you call the boss: Your magazine is much better now than before! The above are all dichotomies. If you do this, it is absolutely impossible to please. You think that you have spoken well and pleased one or two people.But offending a bunch of people at the same time. So remember!Although praising people is the best way to speak, but do not hurt B while praising A, otherwise someone will secretly hate you. 3. Don’t say anything that will hurt people’s self-esteem If you read martial arts novels, you must often talk about such plots It's just that I'm not good at learning, and I fell into your hands today.The defeated person bows his hand: Ten years later, we will see you again in Huashan. you may also see At the Golden Basin Handwashing Conference held by Chief Escort Wang of the mighty bodyguard bureau, an unexpected visitor came suddenly. Several of the old escort's apprentices fell down one by one. In the end, Mr. Wang had no choice but to flick his robe and go into battle himself. In martial arts novels, it seems that everyone's martial arts is improving day by day.Next year will be better than this year, and ten years later will be better than this year. The sixty-year-old Chief Escort Wang must be the person with the highest martial arts in the Escort. The question is, don't they all get old? On the sports field today, which athlete is not a young man?How many people can win gold medals at the age of 40? ◎Give him a chance to stand up If you think about it again, if you were young, playing with someone and losing, what would you like to say? Would you blame yourself for not practicing well, not playing for a long time, being rusty, or would you just blame me for my poor talent? Of course you said that you are not good at learning and skills are not as good as others. Why?Because you want to save face, saying that your skills are not as good as others, means that as long as you go back to practice, you can still win back. On the contrary, when you win the game, you obviously won because of your physical strength, but you can say to the loser: Is it only because your physical strength is worse than mine? Unless he is too far behind you and thinks he is not as good as you, he must be unhappy. So you might as well say: It seems that I have better physical strength, but in fact, it is only your fault that you worked too hard at the beginning and took too many dangerous shots, otherwise, I would never win later. By now you should understand: If martial arts novels put too much emphasis on age, physical fitness, and talent, there will be nothing to write about. Only when the thousand-year-old fairy fruit, martial arts secrets, and hermit master can turn a weak scholar into a world-class hero in an instant, you will enjoy reading it! ◎Taboo for men Knowing this, you should also understand why men love to boast about how good they are in bed and never allow others to belittle them. Because that ability does not come from strength.Men think it is divine power and majesty. If after you sleep with him, you laugh at him for being weak, or the furniture is too small, that is a fact that he cannot change. If you laugh at him, you are insulting him. Can he not turn his back on you? How many people died just because of saying such a sentence!